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 {{qf|Marge}} She's thirty-four, and she's having a rough time!
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-{{qf|Royce}} Lurleen?! My goodness -- why you're the spittin' image of your mother's hotter sister!
+{{qf|Royce}} Lurleen?! My goodness—why you're the spittin' image of your mother's hotter sister!
 {{qf|Lurleen}} ''[slaps him]'' Royce Lumpkin, where you been?
 {{qf|Royce}} I've been a dang fool, that's where. Can you forgive me, Lurleen? The way that I immediately forgave myself?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute -- he's a deadbeat dad, and yet he's getting as much love as me, a Dad too lazy to run away! ''[moans]'' And he has hair! Bart, get me my suicide axe.
+{{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute—he's a deadbeat dad, and yet he's getting as much love as me, a Dad too lazy to run away! ''[moans]'' And he has hair! Bart, get me my suicide axe.
 {{qf|Marge}} No suicide axe!
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dad, are you sure you're okay to drive at night?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm delivering your Scout Gal Cookies, Mayor Quimby! That'll be thirty dollars!
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} It's night?
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} For three boxes?
-{{qf|Homer}} That's it, pull over!
+{{qf|Lisa}} The money helps us serve the community! We plant trees, pick up litter, cut up milk bones for old dogs...
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Rip off the federal government? Hm, I have reservations... for dinner in five minutes. So all in favor, say aye!
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-{{qf|[[Royce Lumpkin]]}} Lurleen? My goodness! You're the spitting image of your mother's hotter sister!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Dozens of swindling deadbeats, as well as this respected reporter who made an honest mistake, have paid their back taxes leaving only one outstanding debtor: country music star Lurleen Lumpkin!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Just sit still in my lap.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, right. Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it...
-{{qf|Bart}} What lap?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Kids, marriage is like a car. Along the way it has its bumps and dings, and this country can't make one that lasts more than five years. With Lurleen I just walked past the showroom and didn't even go inside. Now let's return to watching the news.
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-:''[Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.]''
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Ms. Lumpkin owed fifty thousand dollars in back taxes. With penalties, interest and the celebrity resentment tax, that sum has grown to twelve million dollars. However, she's been missing for several years, since her career went into a downward spiral.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello. Are you Royce Lumpkin?
+{{qf|Homer}} I told her not to go into one of those.
-{{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} That's right.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} The entire city is searching for her. Not for any reward, but for the pleasure of destroying someone they once admired.
 {{qf|Marge}} The father of Lurleen Lumpkin?
-{{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Lurleen? ''[sighs]'' I ain't seen my little girl in 30 years. She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now?
+{{qf|Royce}} Lurleen? I ain't seen my little girl in thirty years. She must be what, uh, twelve, thirteen by now?
-{{qf|Marge}} She's 34, and she's having a rough time!
+{{qf|Marge}} She's thirty-four, and she's having a rough time!
-{{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Oh, man. I better whiskey up these corn flakes. ''[pours whiskey in his cereal]''
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-{{qf|Marge}} She needs to see you right away!
+{{qf|Royce}} Lurleen?! My goodness -- why you're the spittin' image of your mother's hotter sister!
-{{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Aw, man. I better heroin up this orange juice. ''[shoots contents of a syringe into his glass]''
+{{qf|Lurleen}} ''[slaps him]'' Royce Lumpkin, where you been?
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Lurleen.]'' If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's time for you to take control of your own destiny. You're not a doormat, you're a door prize!
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-{{qf|Radio DJ}} Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt!
+{{qf|Lurleen}} Colonel, you're still my knight in white polyester.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[about Lurleen.]'' She turned down Lenny and Carl? That's like somebody who doesn't like hamburgers or hotdogs! What could make her hate men like that?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, you're very welcome, Lurleen. Of all the women who've hit on Homer over the years, you're my favorite.
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-'''Homer''': Dad, are you sure you're okay to drive at night?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dad, are you sure you're okay to drive at night?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} It's night?
-'''Grampa''': It's night?
+{{qf|Homer}} That's it, pull over!
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-'''Royce Lumpkin''': Lurleen? My goodness! You're the spitting image of your mother's hotter sister!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it.
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-'''Homer''': Just sit still in my lap.
+{{qf|[[Royce Lumpkin]]}} Lurleen? My goodness! You're the spitting image of your mother's hotter sister!
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-(Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.)
+{{qf|Homer}} Just sit still in my lap.
+{{qf|Bart}} What lap?
-'''Marge''': Hello. Are you Royce Lumpkin?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} All I see is a gut with knees.
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little....!
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-'''Marge''': (to Lurleen) If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.
+:''[Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.]''
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-'''Radio DJ''': Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Lurleen.]'' If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.
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-'''Marge''': (about Lurleen) She turned down Lenny and Carl? That's like somebody who doesn't like hamburgers or hotdogs! What could make her hate men like that?
+{{qf|Radio DJ}} Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt!
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