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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Panic at the Silo
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Air Raid Siren Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Red Alert}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = PanicAtTheSilo
|id = 252001 - 252005
|previous = [[Duck and Wonder]]
|next = [[The Day After...Nothing Happened]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Panic at the Silo''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Red Alert}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Duck and Wonder]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|So are we supposed to evacuate?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|No, please shelter in place! We need to keep the roads clear so I can deploy my mobile command center and monitor the explosion from as far away as possible.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|So there's no one here who will actually help us?}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}
{{TB|Have no fear, the military is always here! As long as those sweet appropriations bills keep rolling in.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|155}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Be Impressed by The General|60 minutes|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Simpson House]]|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Bugle Reveille to Welcome The General|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Break Speeding Laws Driving Out of Town|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hello Springfielders! I am The General, and I've been sent to oversee the military response to the missile.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh cool! You're gonna shoot down the missile with that trillion-dollar anti-missile system I always read about in the papers, but we never actually see!}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sorry, not going to see it this time either.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Because the missile was fired from a location the anti-missile system doesn't cover?}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|More like because we never built any anti-missile system.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|So where'd the money go?}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Can I interest any of you in a free commemorative 24 karat gold Leon Panetta bobblehead?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[The General]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Like I've been telling you for years: the government's not gonna protect you, you gotta protect yourself!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|We're safe. Mother made me line our basement with tin foil.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Grin}}
{{TB|I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need…the Withstandinator.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, that's a pretty sweet bomb shelter! How much?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Priced to sell — only slightly more than a Richard Mille watch.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|I think we're gonna have to look for an alternative means of survival.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyes Closed}}
{{TB|Lord help me. I'm logging onto the InfoWars store.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Block Pop-up Ads for Male Supplements|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Herman Pitch the Withstandinator to Springfielders|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]], the [[Town Hall]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Herman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|As much as I hated to, I just sold my Richard Mille watch. So I'll take the Withstandinator, please. }}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Grin}}
{{TB|Sorry, just sold it.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|To whom?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I forgot to ask when purchasing, but do you have a rewards card?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns? I would've thought you already had a bomb shelter!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I do. But I'd rather not trust my life to a product sold by the InfoWars store.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[The Withstandinator]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Joe! What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Joe Icon}}
{{TB|I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun! }}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why are we stopping if snacks aren't involved?}}
{{Tapped Out Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. It'll be fun…}}
{{Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Get in line. You're the third of my five ex-husbands to contact me about "spending our final moments doing something fun" in the last ten minutes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Colossus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey Stacy! I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the nuclear missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Colossus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You know, like test-firing the "Colossal Ray Gun"?}}
{{Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I need to be more selective about who I marry.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|115}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Become Too Exhausted to Follow Joe|60 minutes|[[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Stacy Lovell Update Her Match.com Profile|6 hours|[[Malibu Stacy Headquarters]], [[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]]|char=[[Stacy Lovell]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Joe Cancel The Honeymoon Suite|6 hours|[[Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post]], [[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]]|char=[[G.I. Joe|Joe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Too…much…walk!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}wheeze{{*}} Can't…make it. Mountain…too tall.}}
{{Tapped Out Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But we're not even to the mountain yet!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Sculpture Garden]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|The missile's getting closer!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|What are we gonna do?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Don't worry, I've built us a missile shelter! Who says the patriarchy is dead?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Uh, Dad, that shelter is a cardboard refrigerator box.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Apparently SOMEONE is unfamiliar with the property tax ordinance that any backyard structure made of concrete counts as a "livable space" and adds to your taxable square footage.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Grossed Out}}
{{TB|This shelter doesn't even have a toilet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|"Livable space".}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Or an air supply.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|"Livable space".}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Or an entrance.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Cut Out an Entrance for the Shelter|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So you're saying a man stole your new refrigerator?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, he stole the BOX!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|So you have your new refrigerator?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Not so "new" without the box!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, there's a nuclear missile coming, I really don't have time for this.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Easy for you to say. YOU don't have to shoot this week's video for "Ned's Appliance Unboxings" channel with a boxless refrigerator!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Homer's Bomb Shelter]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield residents, form a single file line and follow me!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Finally, someone's going to save us!}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Not save you, but the next best thing: let you watch your enemies get annihilated after they've annihilated you! I present to you the previously classified Springfield missile silo.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Why's it empty?}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the—?!? Lemme check the missile logs…well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we rented out the missile to {{Ch|Richard Branson}} this morning so he could fly higher than {{Ch|Jeff Bezos}}.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|So we're not in danger after all? The missile headed for Springfield is just Richard Branson returning it?}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}
{{TB|No, Richard Branson appears to have changed the course of the missile to splash down in the Thames.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|200}} {{Task/Job|Make The General Cuss Up a Storm|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Rigel 7 Military Base]], or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Celebrate Being Alive|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Rigel 7 Military Base]], or [[Simpson House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good news, everyone! We were able to remotely deactivate the missile via the Find My Missile app. The threat is now over.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Relieved}}
{{TB|Phew! For a moment there I was really worried Springfield would be wiped out again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Would've been great.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Great? Why?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So we could film a new opening cut scene that doesn't make me look like a moron!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|"Don't worry about the opening cut scene," they said. "The game won't last longer than a few months," they said.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|"Barely anyone will even see the scene," they said. That was 2012. 2012!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Missile Bunker]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Red Alert}}

@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{TB|We're safe. Mother made me line our basement with tin foil.}}
 {{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Grin}}
-{{TB|I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need…the Withstandinator.}}
+{{TB|I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need...the Withstandinator.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Wow, that's a pretty sweet bomb shelter! How much?}}
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 {{TB|Why are we stopping if snacks aren't involved?}}
 {{Tapped Out Joe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. It'll be fun…}}
+{{TB|Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. It'll be fun...}}
 {{Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Get in line. You're the third of my five ex-husbands to contact me about "spending our final moments doing something fun" in the last ten minutes.}}
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Air Raid Sirens|115}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Become Too Exhausted to Follow Joe|60 minutes|[[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Stacy Lovell Update Her Match.com Profile|6 hours|[[Malibu Stacy Headquarters]], [[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]]|char=[[Stacy Lovell]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Joe Cancel The Honeymoon Suite|6 hours|[[Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post]], [[Homerlayas]], [[Springfield Sign]], Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the [[Springfield Heights Tunnel]]|char=[[G.I. Joe|Joe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Exhausted}}
-{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Too…much…walk!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Too...much...walk!}}
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}wheeze{{*}} Can't…make it. Mountain…too tall.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}wheeze{{*}} Can't...make it. Mountain...too tall.}}
 {{Tapped Out Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|But we're not even to the mountain yet!}}
@@ Line 163: / Line 163: @@
 {{TB|Why's it empty?}}
 {{Tapped Out The General Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|What the—?!? Lemme check the missile logs…well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we rented out the missile to {{Ch|Richard Branson}} this morning so he could fly higher than {{Ch|Jeff Bezos}}.}}
+{{TB|What the—?!? Lemme check the missile logs...well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we rented out the missile to {{Ch|Richard Branson}} this morning so he could fly higher than {{Ch|Jeff Bezos}}.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|So we're not in danger after all? The missile headed for Springfield is just Richard Branson returning it?}}

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 |update = {{TOCU|Red Alert}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]], [[Homer]], [[The General]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Milhouse]], [[Quimby]], [[Herman]], [[Stacy Lovell]], [[G.I. Joe|Joe]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = PanicAtTheSilo
 |id = 252001 - 252005
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After completing [[Duck and Wonder]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
@@ Line 185: / Line 185: @@
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Missile Bunker]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Red Alert}}