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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Pain in the Jass
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Hugh Jass]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Pain in the Jass''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}} content update. It requires [[Hugh Jass]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, well…I’m afraid things aren’t going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So…pleasure?}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's fine.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room|30 minutes|[[Palm Springfield Resort]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|Great, thanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|If you wouldn’t mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It shouldn’t take more than five minutes, you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}making a phone call{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}goes to voicemail{{*}} Hi, you’ve reached the Jasses. I’m Lara, and I’m Hugh!}}
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}}
{{TB|We can’t come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we’ll get back to you! {{*}}beep{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Lara, it’s me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I’m sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.}}
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}beep{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Life is usually more funny than this.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip|60 minutes|[[Palm Springfield Resort]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}walks into the hotel bar{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Sir, please don’t sit on the chairs without drying off first.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|As long as the ingredients are in the name.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|Great. I’ll have a screwdriver.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh…how about a swizzle stick?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn’t hitting the spot.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You know, I’ll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since…}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}a single tear falls{{*}} Since that first [[Flaming Homer|Flaming Moe]] I drank.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|According to my bartender’s handbook, I’m supposed to say, “Go to her, Hugh.”}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|You’re right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. {{*}}runs out the door{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe’s for a Flaming Moe|2 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry, we don’t serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ll pay five hundred dollars.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|You want a little umbrella in it?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|And so then…then I said “Stop leering at her, sir. That’s my WIFE!” And then I…I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Hahaha, oh man that’s a great story. {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Alright, Hugh. You’ve had three already. And…I’m kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you’re paying for these, but I think you’ve had enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|How’s about I call you a cab?}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I said good day, sir!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Listen here you… Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}slowly opens his eyes{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Where…where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|You’re in the hospital.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The hospital? How did I get here?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|You had one too many Flaming Moe’s, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We’ve all been there. {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|And…you saved me?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, sorry.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Jass? There’s someone here to see you.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Lara?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife|60 minutes|[[Springfield General Hospital]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|I have to tell you…you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven’t had a friend like that in a long time.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|It’s the least I could do…is what the bartender’s handbook says I should say.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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