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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Packing Heat
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Packing Heat Icon.png]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Sexy Santa Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Bart]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]]
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Packing Heat''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[Sexy Santa Marge]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homie, I'm so excited for this weekend getaway. It'll be a long drive, but the time away from the kids will all be worth it. Patty and Selma should be here to pick them up any second.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, and don't forget about the sexy times. Remember the sexy times we had planned, Marge?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}giggles{{*}} Should I bring that sexy Santa outfit I bought for Christmas?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I don't think you need to bring anything else.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh! Patty just left a voicemail saying her car broke down and she can't make it to pick up the kids. I'm gonna have to go drop them off. {{*}}runs out the door{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No problem, Marge. I'll take care of packing your things while you drop off the kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Let's see. Now where does Marge keep her sexy things?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Pack Marge's Bag for the Trip|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Drop Off the Kids|2 hours|[[Homer's Car]], [[Canyonero]], [[Unlicensed Taxi]], [[Willie's Tractor]], [[WWII Tank]], [[La Bicyclette]], [[Starline Commander]], [[Secret Agent Car]], [[Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Fight With Lisa the Whole Way|2 hours|[[Homer's Car]], [[Canyonero]], [[Unlicensed Taxi]], [[Willie's Tractor]], [[WWII Tank]], [[La Bicyclette]], [[Starline Commander]], [[Secret Agent Car]], [[Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fight With Bart the Whole Way|2 hours|[[Homer's Car]], [[Canyonero]], [[Unlicensed Taxi]], [[Willie's Tractor]], [[WWII Tank]], [[La Bicyclette]], [[Starline Commander]], [[Secret Agent Car]], [[Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|C'mon, Marge. How about a little smooching?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}giggles{{*}} Homie, I don't think it's the right time for that.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Well, I could make time. {{*}}scootches over{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer, eyes on the road!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge, will you look at this hotel room? There's a bathtub in the living room!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|And a couch in the bathroom!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|It is awfully fancy. Let me just get out of these clothes from the long drive.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Um, Homie where did you pack my other clothes? The only thing in this bag is my sexy Santa outfit.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yep.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's — that's all you packed me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, what do you think we came up here for? Isn't that the only outfit you need?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}} Homer, we're here for four days. Didn't you want to take some time to go hiking or sight-seeing or anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson, you're going to drive into town right this instant and buy me some more clothes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|But, Marge…we're in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Fine, then at least go downstairs and get me one of the hotel robes from the pool.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your wish is my comm — ooh, there's mints on our pillows!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Downstairs to Get Marge a Robe|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Take a Bath|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge! I got you a robe!}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thank you. Is…is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It sure is…}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, you spent the last of our gas money to get another sexy outfit?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine, I'll just change back into the dirty clothes I came in.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Can't. I put them in the washing machine, but it turned out to be an ice machine, and when I put them in the microwave to melt, it exploded and shredded them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|The shreds are in the dryer. At least I hope that's the dryer.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okaaayyy, I'll call down to the lobby and have them bring me up one of the pool robes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Can't. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can't disturb us AND we can't disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning…}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And our cellphones?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Threw them out the window to make sure the kids couldn't contact us.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}} I'm heading down to the pool myself to get a robe, since you obviously can't be trusted to do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|In that outfit?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Sneak Down to the Pool|2 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Mope in the Hotel Room|2 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sneaking{{*}} Okay, I'm just about to the pool now. I just need to make sure no one sees me in my sexy Santa costume.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed No Collar}}
{{TB|Timothy, stop splashing me, please.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Happy No Collar}}
{{TB|{{*}}splashes{{*}} I'm baptizing you, Helen. Get it?}}
{{Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon|Happy Swimming}}
{{TB|{{*}}splashes{{*}} I want to baptize Mommy, too!}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me…}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed No Collar}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Marge Simpson! To think that you would come all the way here just to seduce my husband.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Happy No Collar}}
{{TB|You think she'd do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed No Collar}}
{{TB|{{*}}puts hands over Reverend Lovejoy's eyes{{*}} Well, I won't give you OR him the satisfaction!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed No Collar}}
{{TB|C'mon, we're leaving. Everyone put on your pool robes. It's a good thing we got the last ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I guess I'll just go to the front desk. I don't even care who sees me anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Welcome to the Resort at — hgggghhh—}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Is it possible that you have any more pool robes in the back room?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}gulps{{*}} I — we have — I can check on that for you…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try Not to Stare|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Hide Behind a Lobby Ficus|4 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Hatch a Plan Back in the Room|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I'm back. And lucky for you they were all out of robes, so I'm still as sexy as ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer? Are you here?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, you're not trying to play that sexy hide-n-seek game again, are you? Because I'm really not in the mood.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Alright, everyone. Step right up. It's five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Fifteen dollars and I'll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Humiliate Himself for Cash|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Search for Homer|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer? What in the world are you doing?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}slides off roof of pool gazebo{{*}} Marge, look at how much money I made just by humiliating myself! And to think I was gonna do that anyways.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, Homie. You did this all for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, I made enough money for gas to get us home AND some new clothes for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Or…we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You don't have to ask me twice!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Clash of Creeds}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Packing Heat
-|image = [[File:Tapped Out Packing Heat Icon.png]]
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Sexy Santa Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]]
 |optional = [[Bart]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{TB|Homer Simpson, you're going to drive into town right this instant and buy me some more clothes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
-{{TB|But, Marge…we're in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.}}
+{{TB|But, Marge...we're in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Fine, then at least go downstairs and get me one of the hotel robes from the pool.}}
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 {{TB|Marge! I got you a robe!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Thank you. Is…is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?}}
+{{TB|Thank you. Is...is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|It sure is…}}
+{{TB|It sure is...}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Homer, you spent the last of our gas money to get another sexy outfit?!}}
@@ Line 98: / Line 98: @@
 {{TB|Okaaayyy, I'll call down to the lobby and have them bring me up one of the pool robes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|Can't. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can't disturb us AND we can't disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning…}}
+{{TB|Can't. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can't disturb us AND we can't disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning...}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And our cellphones?}}
@@ Line 117: / Line 117: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}splashes{{*}} I want to baptize Mommy, too!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me...}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed No Collar}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Marge Simpson! To think that you would come all the way here just to seduce my husband.}}
@@ Line 141: / Line 141: @@
 {{TB|Is it possible that you have any more pool robes in the back room?}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|{{*}}gulps{{*}} I — we have — I can check on that for you…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}gulps{{*}} I — we have — I can check on that for you...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try Not to Stare|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Hide Behind a Lobby Ficus|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hatch a Plan Back in the Room|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
@@ Line 156: / Line 156: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Alright, everyone. Step right up. It's five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo…}}
+{{TB|Alright, everyone. Step right up. It's five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Fifteen dollars and I'll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end…}}
+{{TB|Fifteen dollars and I'll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone…}}
+{{TB|Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Humiliate Himself for Cash|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Search for Homer|4 hours|[[Palm Springfield Resort]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], [[Resort Hotel]], [[Exclusive Resort]], [[African Tree Resort]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Surprised}}
@@ Line 171: / Line 171: @@
 {{TB|Yeah, I made enough money for gas to get us home AND some new clothes for you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Or…we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs…}}
+{{TB|Or...we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|You don't have to ask me twice!}}

Packing Heat - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 15:43, May 2, 2025

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