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:''[On board the [[Rigellians]]' [[UFO|spaceship]], an annoyed [[Kang]] is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]''
:'''Kang''': Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
:''[In food slot B2 of the machine, [[Otto]] has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]''
:'''Otto''': Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{w|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
:''[In front of the machine, Kang has reached the same conclusion.]''
:'''Kang''': Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''
:'''[[Kodos]]''': ''[interrupting]'' Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
:'''Kang''': Of course. Here you are. ''[He hands Kodos the quarter.]''
:'''Otto''': Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on!

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 {{qf|[[Kang]]}} Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
-{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{w|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
+{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{W|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
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 {{qf|Kang}} Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''

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	{{qf\|Kang}} Thank you, sister!		{{qf\|Kang}} Thank you, sister!
	{{qf\|Otto}} ''[realizing what he's just done]'' Oops.		{{qf\|Otto}} ''[realizing what he's just done]'' Oops.
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		+	[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

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-:''[On board the [[Rigellians]]' [[UFO|spaceship]], an annoyed [[Kang]] is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]''
+{{qf|Kang}} Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''
-:'''Kang''': Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
+{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} ''[interrupting]'' Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
-:''[In food slot B2 of the machine, [[Otto]] has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]''
+{{qf|Kang}} Of course. Here you are. ''[He hands Kodos the quarter.]''
-:'''Otto''': Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{w|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
+{{qf|Otto}} Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.
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 :''[On board the [[Rigellians]]' [[UFO|spaceship]], an annoyed [[Kang]] is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]''
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 :''[In food slot B2 of the machine, [[Otto]] has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]''
 :'''Otto''': Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{w|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
-:''[In front of the machine, Kang has reached the same conclusion.]''
+----
 :'''Kang''': Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''
 :'''[[Kodos]]''': ''[interrupting]'' Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
 :'''Kang''': Of course. Here you are. ''[He hands Kodos the quarter.]''
-:'''Otto''': Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on!
+:'''Otto''': Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.