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Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by Jaxon123 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

2026-01-24T18:32:53Z

Reverted edits by Jaxon123 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

Jaxon123: Added an extra quote at the end. Was not sure how to include those dotted lines when skipping some quotes said during the episode.

2026-01-24T17:54:41Z

Added an extra quote at the end. Was not sure how to include those dotted lines when skipping some quotes said during the episode.

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: →

2024-04-27T13:28:35Z

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SolarBot: /* top */removing unneded spaces, replaced: → (7), removed:

2021-08-03T22:45:31Z

‎top: removing unneded spaces, replaced: → (7), removed:

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2021-05-13T21:43:19Z

‎top: replaced: :'''[[ → {{qf| (3), ]]:''' → }} (3), :''' → {{qf| (20), {{qf| → }} (10), → (12)

HomerGriffin at 23:36, August 9, 2020

2020-08-09T23:36:50Z

Solar Dragon at 11:57, June 18, 2020

2020-06-18T11:57:31Z

Loco87 at 00:05, November 29, 2014

2014-11-29T00:05:30Z

108.17.22.237 at 18:22, November 28, 2014

2014-11-28T18:22:04Z

Frederick: Created page.

2014-11-20T09:18:03Z

Created page.

New page

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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXV|Simpsorama}}

:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my e-mails!
:'''[[Maxine Lombard]]:''' I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious [[Bay Area]] values.
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:'''Maxine Lombard:''' So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this... purely passionate affair?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But you're a softhearted liberal!
:'''Maxine Lombard:''' And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Enemies by day, lovers by night.
:''[Lombard and Burns kiss]''
:'''Maxine Lombard:''' Now, get out of my office.
----
:'''Maxine Lombard:''' You're destroying this [[Evergreen Terrace|neighborhood]].
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Just like you destroyed my [[Burns' manor|mansion]].
:'''Maxine Lombard:''' I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!

{{Season 26|Q}}

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 :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines.
 :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.
 {{qf|Marge}} Our water was on fire!
 {{Season 26|Q}}

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 :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines.
 :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.
 {{qf|Marge}} Our water was on fire!
 {{Season 26|Q}}

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 :''[To Comic Book Guy]'' Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with.
 :''[To Apu]''' Pornography and nachos.
 :''[To Bumblebee Man]'' High-quality Spanish language programming.
 :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines.
 :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.

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 :''[To Moe]'' And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings, buying what you're selling: beer.
 :''[To Luigi]'' Authentic Italian food.
 :''[To Ned]'' Useless left-handed crap.
 :''[To Rev. Lovejoy]'' Magical nonsense.
 :''[To Comic Book Guy]'' Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with.
 :''[To Apu]''' Pornography and nachos.
 :''[To Bumblebee Man]'' High-quality Spanish language programming.
 :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines.
 :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.
 {{qf|Marge}} Our water was on fire!
 {{Season 26|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXV|Simpsorama}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my e-mails!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my e-mails!
-:'''[[Maxine Lombard]]:''' I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious [[Bay Area]] values.
+{{qf|[[Maxine Lombard]]}} I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious [[Bay Area]] values.
 ----
-:'''Maxine Lombard:''' So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this... purely passionate affair?
+{{qf|Maxine Lombard}} So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this... purely passionate affair?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But you're a softhearted liberal!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} But you're a softhearted liberal!
-:'''Maxine Lombard:''' And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.
+{{qf|Maxine Lombard}} And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Enemies by day, lovers by night.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Enemies by day, lovers by night.
 :''[Lombard and Burns kiss]''
-:'''Maxine Lombard:''' Now, get out of my office.
+{{qf|Maxine Lombard}} Now, get out of my office.
 ----
-:'''Maxine Lombard:''' You're destroying this [[Evergreen Terrace|neighborhood]].
+{{qf|Maxine Lombard}} You're destroying this [[Evergreen Terrace|neighborhood]].
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Just like you destroyed my [[Burns' manor|mansion]].
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Just like you destroyed my [[Burns' manor|mansion]].
-:'''Maxine Lombard:''' I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!
+{{qf|Maxine Lombard}} I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' ''[To Skinner and Agnes]'' Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they ''don't'' tell you is: hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[To Skinner and Agnes]'' Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they ''don't'' tell you is: hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.
 :''[To Moe]'' And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings, buying what you're selling: beer.
 :''[To Luigi]'' Authentic Italian food.
 :''[To Ned]'' Useless left-handed crap.
 :''[To Rev. Lovejoy]'' Magical nonsense.
 :''[To Comic Book Guy]'' Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with.
 :''[To Apu]''' Pornography and nachos.
 :''[To Bumblebee Man]'' High-quality Spanish language programming.
 :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines.
 :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.
-:'''Marge:''' Our water was on fire!
+{{qf|Marge}} Our water was on fire!
 {{Season 26|Q}}

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