https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=One_Tough_Cookie One Tough Cookie - Revision history 2026-04-11T13:06:13Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=One_Tough_Cookie&diff=1405242&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9), ‘ → ' 2025-06-26T16:45:14Z <p>replaced: … → ... 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It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} content update. It requires {{ap|Cookie|Dude, Where's My Ranch?}} to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Lisa, it's an emergency, ya gots ta help me! It's yer father!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Oh jeez, should I call an ambulance? I have Dr. Hibbert on speed dial.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No, nothin' like that. He cleaned out my wagon and now there's nothin' to serve at the Lazy I Ranch tonight. What am I gonna do?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Well, if it's ingredients you need, I recommend the Quick &amp; Fresh.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Bless you, child. Does your father go there?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|It has &quot;Fresh&quot; in its name, so…no.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Good. Now I just needs to decide on corn pone or wheat pone.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, I think they're fully stocked with all the pones.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cookie Go to Quick &amp; Fresh|2 hours|[[Quick &amp; Fresh]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Whaddya mean you don't have any canned beans? Yer a grocer, ain't ya?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm sorry, sir, but all of our beans come fresh and weighed to order. That's why we're Quick &amp; FRESH! }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Son, I ain't got the time for all that. I need to whip me up a batch of cowboy beans tonight and I's in a hurry. So just tell me what kinda beans y'all got.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well…we've got flageolet, anasazi, appaloosa, bayo, Jacob's Cattle…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, thank goodness. You get your friend Jacob to ring me up one'a them cattle, if ya don't mind.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Um, we don't have any actual cattle, sir. Jacob's Cattle is a type of bean.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Don't you go givin' me no lip! I know the differ'nce 'twixt beef and beans!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Scared}}<br /> {{TB|I'm going to call my manager. }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|He better be named Jacob!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And grab me some molasses and hardtack while yer fetchin' them thar cattle.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Get His Manager|4 hours|[[Quick &amp; Fresh]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Cookie Wait for His Cattle|4 hours|[[Quick &amp; Fresh]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I give up. Ain't no way I'ma feedin' everyone tonight with no beans.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You can't give up now. The chuckwagon cookout — and the show — must go on!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You really believe in my cookin' that much, kid?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Not at all, but if my mom has to cook tonight, she's gonna make me do a bunch of chores, so it's in both our interests that this hootenanny gets going.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But where'm I gonna find the ingredients I need?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}<br /> {{TB|Have you tried the Kwik-E-Mart?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|The Kwik-E-Mart? Does every store in this town have &quot;quick&quot; in the name?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Speed's the name of the game in this modern world.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well… }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I suppose… }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Ya got… }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|A point there—}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Great! While you're there, pick me up a Squishee. And hurry!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cookie Go to the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick &amp; Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Continue Avoiding Chores|2 hours|the [[Lazy I Ranch]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick &amp; Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart. How may I help you today, sir?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|How many vats of biscuit lard can ya spare?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm so sorry, sir, but we only have unrendered lard.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That'll do. Where's it at?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Directly under the hot dog roller. }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That thar smells like some high-quality lard. I'll take it all.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Most certainly! Such a large purchase entitles you to a complimentary Jerky Squishee.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Dang if I don't love me a good jerky, so, thank ye kindly.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cookie Go on a Sugar Rush|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Apu Say &quot;Thank You, Come Again Kindly&quot;|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick &amp; Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Apu]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Yee-haw! This Squishee is the greatest!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, I know, you've told me like a hundred times in the past hour. We're getting kinda hungry, though. Are you gonna start cooking soon?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Just as soon as this Squishee wears off and I stop having the shakes. {{*}}takes another drink{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|The Squishee is not gonna wear off unless you stop drinking it. And speaking of, you didn't even get me one.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Now, now, quit yer belly-achin'. I did get ya one!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|You did?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Yep. And then I drank it. Now c'mon, let's get to dancin'!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cookie Dance|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Ask to Go Home and Do Chores|4 hours|the [[Lazy I Ranch]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick &amp; Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Hungover}}<br /> {{TB|What in tarnation? Where am I?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Out back behind the ranch. Here's your clothes, you took ‘em off during one of your dance routines.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Hungover}}<br /> {{TB|Ugh, why do I hurt all over?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Probably on account of me poking you with this stick.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}shouting{{*}} Pay up, Dad! I poked him over a hundred times before he woke up!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Oh no! The guests! Did they ever get fed?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Nah. Everyone left and went to the Krusty Burger.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I guess that's it for my days at the ranch.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I'm gonna have to find a new job…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|And a new place to live…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|And a new display case for my ten James Beard Awards…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|On the plus side, you helped me win my poking bet!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Northward Bound}}</div> Solar Dragon