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:'''[[Mack Petersen]]''': Our best guess is this creature hails from another dimension. Something must have opened a wormhole that provided access to Springfield. Unfortunately, even the most advanced ghostbusting equipment at Springfield City College has failed to pinpoint the cause. We're flying blind here, people.
:'''[[Kumiko]]''': As a countermeasure, we've pioneered a weapons system that can potentially defeat any foe. It can only be operated by a pair of individuals possessing high levels of compatibility. The pilots must enter into a state of perfect harmony in order for the weapon to function at maximum efficiency.
:'''[[Señor Ding-Dong]]''': We've loaded all your biological and personality date in an algorithm to digitally determine which two of you are best-suited to pilot this weapon and save us all!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': ...or die horribly in the process. Ah hee hee hee!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Look, I love the idea of saving the world, but having my sister with me just makes it lame!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you sure this isn't a mistake? Bart and I go together like oil and very very stupid water.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Come on, you two! All we're asking is for you to save humanity as we know it. That shouldn't be too hard. Brainy McBrains here already built the awesome giant robot... you just need to make it work! Now get it together and stop embarrassing me!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hrmmm....
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Embarrassing you?! What about all the times you showed up drunk at my music recitals and demanded we play the "Gomer Pyle" theme song?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah! And you ruined my lucky red hat by using it as a spittoon! I haven't worn it in years!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad forgets my birthday every year!
:'''[[Bart]]''': He's a slob!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We've never had a conversation that didn't include a reference to Krustyburger Ribwich!
:'''[[Bart]]''': He's lazy! And dumb!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': He says "download" when he should be saying "upload!" They're clearly two different things!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Comic Book Guy?!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': He was the monster?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Ooohh... the last thing I remember... ...I was doing a dramatic reading of my latest haul of comics from Mexico.
:'''[[Señor Ding-Dong]]''': Dios mio! Let me see that... Just as i Thought. "Whoever read this aloud and has evil in his heart shall awaken the demon Goth-Amogg! Spanish truly is the most sinister of the romance languages!

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	:'''[[Mack Petersen]]''': Our best guess is this creature hails from another dimension. Something must have opened a wormhole that provided access to Springfield. Unfortunately, even the most advanced ghostbusting equipment at Springfield City College has failed to pinpoint the cause. We're flying blind here, people.		:'''[[Mack Petersen]]''': Our best guess is this creature hails from another dimension. Something must have opened a wormhole that provided access to Springfield. Unfortunately, even the most advanced ghostbusting equipment at Springfield City College has failed to pinpoint the cause. We're flying blind here, people.

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-:'''[[Mack Petersen]]''': Our best guess is this creature hails from another dimension. Something must have opened a wormhole that provided access to Springfield. Unfortunately, even the most advanced ghostbusting equipment at Springfield City College has failed to pinpoint the cause. We're flying blind here, people.
+{{qf|[[Mack Petersen]]}} Our best guess is this creature hails from another dimension. Something must have opened a wormhole that provided access to Springfield. Unfortunately, even the most advanced ghostbusting equipment at Springfield City College has failed to pinpoint the cause. We're flying blind here, people.
-:'''[[Kumiko]]''': As a countermeasure, we've pioneered a weapons system that can potentially defeat any foe. It can only be operated by a pair of individuals possessing high levels of compatibility. The pilots must enter into a state of perfect harmony in order for the weapon to function at maximum efficiency.
+{{qf|[[Kumiko Albertson]]}} As a countermeasure, we've pioneered a weapons system that can potentially defeat any foe. It can only be operated by a pair of individuals possessing high levels of compatibility. The pilots must enter into a state of perfect harmony in order for the weapon to function at maximum efficiency.
-:'''[[Señor Ding-Dong]]''': We've loaded all your biological and personality date in an algorithm to digitally determine which two of you are best-suited to pilot this weapon and save us all!
+{{qf|[[Señor Ding-Dong]]}} We've loaded all your biological and personality date in an algorithm to digitally determine which two of you are best-suited to pilot this weapon and save us all!
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': ...or die horribly in the process. Ah hee hee hee!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ...or die horribly in the process. Ah hee hee hee!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Look, I love the idea of saving the world, but having my sister with me just makes it lame!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look, I love the idea of saving the world, but having my sister with me just makes it lame!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you sure this isn't a mistake? Bart and I go together like oil and very very stupid water.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Are you sure this isn't a mistake? Bart and I go together like oil and very very stupid water.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Come on, you two! All we're asking is for you to save humanity as we know it. That shouldn't be too hard. Brainy McBrains here already built the awesome giant robot... you just need to make it work! Now get it together and stop embarrassing me!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, you two! All we're asking is for you to save humanity as we know it. That shouldn't be too hard. Brainy McBrains here already built the awesome giant robot... you just need to make it work! Now get it together and stop embarrassing me!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Hrmmm....
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hrmmm....
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Embarrassing you?! What about all the times you showed up drunk at my music recitals and demanded we play the "Gomer Pyle" theme song?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Embarrassing you?! What about all the times you showed up drunk at my music recitals and demanded we play the "Gomer Pyle" theme song?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah! And you ruined my lucky red hat by using it as a spittoon! I haven't worn it in years!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! And you ruined my lucky red hat by using it as a spittoon! I haven't worn it in years!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad forgets my birthday every year!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad forgets my birthday every year!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': He's a slob!
+{{qf|Bart}} He's a slob!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': We've never had a conversation that didn't include a reference to Krustyburger Ribwich!
+{{qf|Lisa}} We've never had a conversation that didn't include a reference to Krustyburger Ribwich!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': He's lazy! And dumb!
+{{qf|Bart}} He's lazy! And dumb!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': He says "download" when he should be saying "upload!" They're clearly two different things!
+{{qf|Lisa}} He says "download" when he should be saying "upload!" They're clearly two different things!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Comic Book Guy?!
+{{qf|Bart}} Comic Book Guy?!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': He was the monster?
+{{qf|Lisa}} He was the monster?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Ooohh... the last thing I remember... ...I was doing a dramatic reading of my latest haul of comics from Mexico.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Ooohh... the last thing I remember... ...I was doing a dramatic reading of my latest haul of comics from Mexico.
-:'''[[Señor Ding-Dong]]''': Dios mio! Let me see that... Just as i Thought. "Whoever read this aloud and has evil in his heart shall awaken the demon Goth-Amogg! Spanish truly is the most sinister of the romance languages!
+{{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} Dios mio! Let me see that... Just as I Thought. "Whoever read this aloud and has evil in his heart shall awaken the demon Goth-Amogg! Spanish truly is the most sinister of the romance languages!