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Mythigator at 21:36, April 18, 2020

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Mythigator at 23:17, December 22, 2019

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Mythigator at 18:33, December 19, 2019

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 {{qf|Wiggum}} In this weather? Brrrr! Instead, let's take this unidentified body fluid to our lab, which will take weeks to analyze it, and may or may not I.D. who this scuzz-bucket truly is! ''[He scoops up some phlegm with his bare hand and puts it into a Petri dish.]''
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-:''[Later in the day, Chief Wiggum arrives [[732 Evergreen Terrace|home]] looking unwell, with a red nose and sniffles.]''
+:''[Later in the day, Chief Wiggum arrives [[Wiggum house|home]] looking unwell, with a red nose and sniffles.]''
 {{qf|[[Sarah Wiggum]]}} Clancy, you're home early! Are you feeling all right?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Ehh...not so much. Think I'm just gonna lie down for a bit, dear. ''[He puts his keys, a handful of bullets, and the Petri dish of phlegm into a bowl.]''

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 {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[holding out his arms for Maggie]'' There's my favorite girl! Give us a hug already... ''[Santa's Little Helper comes bounding down the stairs, leaps into Moe's arms, and licks him on the face.]'' All right, all right...I love you too, you silly mutt!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Thanks for baby-sitting Maggie for us, Moe. I think she's more excited about our date night than we are!
-{{qf|Moe}} No worries, Midge. We're gonna have a great time watching that ''Real Midwives of Amish Country'' marathon on {{w|Bravo (American TV channel|Bravo}}! ''[He sets SLH down on the floor, takes Maggie from Marge, and gives Maggie a kiss.]''
+{{qf|Moe}} No worries, Midge. We're gonna have a great time watching that ''Real Midwives of Amish Country'' marathon on {{W|Bravo (American TV channel|Bravo}}! ''[He sets SLH down on the floor, takes Maggie from Marge, and gives Maggie a kiss.]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} C'mon, Marge, my belly is so empty, it's using curse words!
 {{qf|Marge}} We'll be back before eleven. You have my cell number if you need it. Have fun! ''[gives Maggie a kiss]'' Good night, sweetie. Mommy will see you in the morning!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Gross, man! ''[The bus honks again and Bart runs out the door.]'' Fine, I'll just blow on my hands to keep them warm! Stupid dog!
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-:''[Later, at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]], Bart exchanges {{w|High five|high-fives}} with [[Milhouse]].]''
+:''[Later, at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]], Bart exchanges {{W|High five|high-fives}} with [[Milhouse]].]''
 :''[In the cafeteria line, Milhouse handles several pieces of fruit while trying to make up his mind which one to take. [[Principal Skinner]] eats one of the apples that Milhouse touched.]''
 :''[After lunch, Skinner and [[Mrs. Krabappel]] kiss during a make-out session in the teachers' lounge.]''

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	{{qf\|Pilot}} ''[on intercom]'' Ladies and gentleman, the plane doors are now closed, and we'll be in the air in just a few moments...		{{qf\|Pilot}} ''[on intercom]'' Ladies and gentleman, the plane doors are now closed, and we'll be in the air in just a few moments...
	{{qf\|Comic Book Guy}} ''[realizing what has just happened]'' Worst...ironic ending...ever.		{{qf\|Comic Book Guy}} ''[realizing what has just happened]'' Worst...ironic ending...ever.
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		+	[[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]

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 :'''Bart''': Gross, man! ''[The bus honks again and Bart runs out the door.]'' Fine, I'll just blow on my hands to keep them warm! Stupid dog!
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-:''[Later, at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]], Bart exchanges high-fives with [[Milhouse]].]''
+:''[Later, at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]], Bart exchanges {{w|High five|high-fives}} with [[Milhouse]].]''
 :''[In the cafeteria line, Milhouse handles several pieces of fruit while trying to make up his mind which one to take. [[Principal Skinner]] eats one of the apples that Milhouse touched.]''
 :''[After lunch, Skinner and [[Mrs. Krabappel]] kiss during a make-out session in the teachers' lounge.]''
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 :''[By the end of the school day, Bart's entire class has red noses and sniffles. Over the next several hours:]''
-::''[At the Kwik-E-Mart, [[Mayor Quimby]] looks on in shock as Apu catches [[Nelson Muntz]] drinking green [[Squishee]] directly from the machine.]''
+::''[At the Kwik-E-Mart, [[Mayor Quimby]] looks on in shock as Apu catches [[Nelson Muntz]] drinking green [[Squishee]] straight from the machine.]''
 ::''[Quimby sips a green Squishee at an event for his re-election campaign and shakes hands with his supporters, among them [[Rev. Lovejoy]].]''
 ::''[At the [[First Church of Springfield]], Lovejoy serves {{w|Holy Communion}}, placing the bread directly onto parishioners' tongues.]''

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	:''[At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], an obviously ill man sneezes on a package of cold/flu [[Flu Fighters\|medication]] as he approaches the counter.]''		:''[At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], an obviously ill man sneezes on a package of cold/flu [[Flu Fighters\|medication]] as he approaches the counter.]''

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 {{tabQ|gags=no}}
 :''[At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], an obviously ill man sneezes on a package of cold/flu [[Flu Fighters|medication]] as he approaches the counter.]''
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 :''[In the cafeteria line, Milhouse handles several pieces of fruit while trying to make up his mind which one to take. [[Principal Skinner]] eats one of the apples that Milhouse touched.]''
 :''[After lunch, Skinner and [[Mrs. Krabappel]] kiss during a make-out session in the teachers' lounge.]''
-:''[Back in her classroom, Mrs. Krabappel coughs as she hands out graded quizzes to the class.]''
+:''[Shortly after that, Mrs. Krabappel is back in her classroom, coughing as she hands out graded quizzes to the class.]''
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Okay, students, I've graded your pop quizzes from yesterday...
-:'''Bart''': ''[raising hand, looking unwell]'' Uhh..Miss Krabappel? I don't feel so good.
+:'''Bart''': ''[raising hand, looking unwell]'' Uhh...Miss Krabappel? I don't feel so good.
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': After what you scored on the quiz, neither would I, Bart.
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 :''[By the end of the school day, Bart's entire class has red noses and sniffles. Over the next several hours:]''
 ::''[At the Kwik-E-Mart, [[Mayor Quimby]] looks on in shock as Apu catches [[Nelson Muntz]] drinking green [[Squishee]] directly from the machine.]''
-::''[Quimby sips a green Squishee and shakes hands with his supporters at an event for his re-election campaign.]''
+::''[Quimby sips a green Squishee at an event for his re-election campaign and shakes hands with his supporters, among them [[Rev. Lovejoy]].]''
-::''[At the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]] serves {{w|Holy Communion}}, placing the bread directly onto parishioners' tongues.]''
+::''[At the [[First Church of Springfield]], Lovejoy serves {{w|Holy Communion}}, placing the bread directly onto parishioners' tongues.]''
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 :''[The next morning, [[Dr. Hibbert]] arrives at [[Springfield General Hospital]] to begin his workday. A frantic nurse runs outside to meet him.]''

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	:'''Marge''': We'll be back before eleven. You have my cell number if you need it. Have fun! ''[gives Maggie a kiss]'' Good night, sweetie. Mommy will see you in the morning!		:'''Marge''': We'll be back before eleven. You have my cell number if you need it. Have fun! ''[gives Maggie a kiss]'' Good night, sweetie. Mommy will see you in the morning!
	----		----
		+	:''[The next morning, [[Bart]] is utterly shocked when he sees that the rest of the family is sick.]''
		+	:'''Bart''': Aye, carumba! What happened to you guys?!
		+	:'''Lisa''': ''[sniffles]'' We all caught a flu bug overnight!
		+	:'''Bart''': I better hightail out of here before you all get me sick, too!
		+	:'''Homer''': Wait, Bart...We're of tissues. Can you go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get some more?
		+	:'''Lisa''': And some chicken noodle soup?
		+	:'''Marge''': A hug from my special little guy will make me feel better!
		+	:''[They all stretch their arms out toward Bart. He rebuffs everyone and makes a dash for the front door.]''
		+	:'''Bart''': I never thought I'd say these words, but I can't wait to get to school!
		+	:''[Bart gets to the front door and grabs his coat. He hears the school bus honking outside and notices that Santa's Little Helper is chewing on his mittens.]''
		+	:'''Bart''': Aw, c'mon, boy! That's the bus, I don't have time to go find another set of mittens!
		+	:''[Bart tries and fails to get the mittens out of SLH's mouth. In the process, he coats his hands with drool.]''
		+	:'''Bart''': Gross, man! ''[The bus honks again and Bart runs out the door.]'' Fine, I'll just blow on my hands to keep them warm! Stupid dog!
		+	----
		+	:''[Later, at [[Springfield Elementary School\|school]], Bart exchanges high-fives with [[Milhouse]].]''
		+	:''[In the cafeteria line, Milhouse handles several pieces of fruit while trying to make up his mind which one to take. [[Principal Skinner]] eats one of the apples that Milhouse touched.]''
		+	:''[After lunch, Skinner and [[Mrs. Krabappel]] kiss during a make-out session in the teachers' lounge.]''
		+	:''[Back in her classroom, Mrs. Krabappel coughs as she hands out graded quizzes to the class.]''
		+	:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Okay, students, I've graded your pop quizzes from yesterday...
		+	:'''Bart''': ''[raising hand, looking unwell]'' Uhh..Miss Krabappel? I don't feel so good.
		+	:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': After what you scored on the quiz, neither would I, Bart.
		+	----
		+	:''[By the end of the school day, Bart's entire class has red noses and sniffles. Over the next several hours:]''
		+	::''[At the Kwik-E-Mart, [[Mayor Quimby]] looks on in shock as Apu catches [[Nelson Muntz]] drinking green [[Squishee]] directly from the machine.]''
		+	::''[Quimby sips a green Squishee and shakes hands with his supporters at an event for his re-election campaign.]''
		+	::''[At the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]] serves {{w\|Holy Communion}}, placing the bread directly onto parishioners' tongues.]''
		+	----
		+	:''[The next morning, [[Dr. Hibbert]] arrives at [[Springfield General Hospital]] to begin his workday. A frantic nurse runs outside to meet him.]''

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 :''[The sound of sirens is heard in the distance. The sound gets closer and a police car comes into view.]''
 :'''Snake''': Oh, cheese and crackers ... The fuzz! ''[He gets into his car and drives off.]''
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[in pursuit, using a megaphone]'' Alleged perpetrator, pull over, or I will be forced to shoot!
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[in pursuit, using a megaphone]'' ALLEGED PERPETRATOR, PULL OVER OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!
-:'''[[Lou]]''': Um, Chief, how do we know for sure that's the guy we're supposed to be chasing?
+:'''[[Lou]]''': ''[handling the wheel while Wiggum leans out the window with the megaphone]'' Um, Chief, how do we know for sure that's the guy we're supposed to be chasing?
 :'''Wiggum''': Lou, you know I'm a shoot-first, lawsuit-later cop! Now, hold 'er steady!
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 :''[A moment later, Chief Wiggum and Lou arrive at Snake's crashed car.]''
-:'''Wiggum''': Citizen, come out with your mittens up! ''[No response.]'' Looks like he got away, Lou!
+:'''Wiggum''': ''[using megaphone]'' CITIZEN, COME OUT WITH YOUR MITTENS UP!
 :'''Lou''': Got some tracks in the snow, Chief. We should follow them!
 :'''Wiggum''': ''[noticing the phlegm on the steering wheel]'' Not so fast. The perp left behind some DNA to collect!