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Solar Dragon at 00:08, December 27, 2024

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = On the Fritz
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Super Powers}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Iron Lung]], [[Willie]], [[Wiggum]]
|optional = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Disco Stu]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''On the Fritz''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Super Powers}} content update. It requires [[Iron Lung]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|You're having trouble moving around?}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well I've got the perfect cure for that.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|“Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Awright, drink two of these…}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
{{TB|…and call you in the morning?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There must still be something wrong with my suit.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I can even mulch leaves!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sure they each have their merits--}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Give Burns a turn to earn your business!}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle|60 minutes|[[Stu's Disco]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle|60 minutes|[[Stu's Disco]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]] and [[Disco Stu]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
{{TB|Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
{{TB|All this work has made me hungry.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon…}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
{{TB|…and a Diet Fountain Fizz.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, that should be okay I guess.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My body…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, thank God you made it!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}
{{TB|I don't want to get sued.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And you want me to go up and bring him down?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|No, that'd take too long.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You want me to talk some sense into him?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|No, nothing like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|…we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Mind if we plug our light into your suit?}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Heroic}}
{{TB|Plug away!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Heroic}}
{{TB|Glad I could help!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow…}}
{{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Heroic}}
{{TB|There's always next time, Chief!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Thanks, Iron Lung!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Super Powers}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = On the Fritz
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Iron Lung Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Super Powers}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Iron Lung]], [[Willie]], [[Wiggum]]
 |optional = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Disco Stu]]
 |previous =
 |next = {{TOQP|Dependables Evermore|1}}

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.}}
+{{TB|I think something's going on with my suit, doctor.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 {{TB|You're having trouble moving around?}}
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|Well I've got the perfect cure for that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
-{{TB|Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.}}
+{{TB|Here's the card for an Un-physical Therapist.}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|“Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!}}
+{{TB|"Dr. Moe Szyslak -- 'I'll put ya ta sleep real good." Sounds professional!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Awright, drink two of these…}}
+{{TB|Awright, drink two of these...}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
-{{TB|…and call you in the morning?}}
+{{TB|...and call you in the morning?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.}}
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.}}
+{{TB|My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I'm a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 {{TB|Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?}}
 {{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!}}
+{{TB|No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar's the way to put a jig in your rig!}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I'm sure they each have their merits--}}
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 {{TB|Give Burns a turn to earn your business!}}
 {{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Mad}}
-{{TB|Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!}}
+{{TB|Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That's all I ever do!}}
 {{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Mad}}
 {{TB|Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!}}
@@ Line 92: / Line 92: @@
 {{TB|All this work has made me hungry.}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon…}}
+{{TB|I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon...}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon}}
-{{TB|…and a Diet Fountain Fizz.}}
+{{TB|...and a Diet Fountain Fizz.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
 {{TB|Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.}}
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 {{TB|Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|My body…}}
+{{TB|My body...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 119: / Line 119: @@
 {{TB|I don't want to get sued.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!}}
+{{TB|Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: "May cause mild headaches or death." All good!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 137: / Line 137: @@
 {{TB|No, nothing like that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side…}}
+{{TB|Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
-{{TB|…we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.}}
+{{TB|...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
 {{TB|Mind if we plug our light into your suit?}}
@@ Line 152: / Line 152: @@
 {{TB|Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow…}}
+{{TB|Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow...}}
 {{Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon|Heroic}}
 {{TB|There's always next time, Chief!}}