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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Old Gray Marriage
|image =
|level = 56
|update = {{TOCU|Level 57}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Grampa]], [[Old Jewish Man]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|Stunt Force Trauma|5}}
|next =
}}

'''Old Gray Marriage''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 57}} content update. It unlocks the [[Old Jewish Man]] and [[Overpass Diner]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Happy Birthday, Dad!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Another year has passed? Hot diggity! Take that, Death, my team of doctors, that fortune teller, and all sense of reason!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And to celebrate we're taking you someplace special.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Last time you said that you took me to the Retirement Castle. And the time before that, you mugged me and left me in the woods.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I left you in the woods and THEN you got mugged. But this time, we're really taking you out for real. With all that money we got from mugging you.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|So where are we going? The Gilded Truffle? El Chemistri?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Even better - a greasy roadside diner! Wait, did I say better? I meant much worse.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Overpass Diner]]|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Simpsons Family Dine at the Overpass Diner|60 minutes|the [[Overpass Diner]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Old Jewish Man]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look dad, it's your friend… the crazy old guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, the other one. The one who isn't quite important enough to warrant having a name.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Technically I did… several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are: [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], and [[Grampa]].

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I have to admit I've been lonely ever since my wife passed on. Sometimes I just walk around in her heels and pearls.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|To keep her memory alive?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, let's go with that.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Why don't you move in with me? It'll cure your loneliness, and I'll have someone to wake me from my night terrors.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good idea! Us old fogeys gotta stick together -- we're a dying breed you know!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle|24 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So Dad, for the rest of your birthday I thought I'd take you to the movies. Or just go to the movies myself using your senior discount and let you sit in the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|No can do, sonny, I've got plans tonight.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, Abe and I are going to the drive-in. We'll see a movie AND sit in a parked car.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|We're a regular Odd Couple. He's the old, deaf one with a bad memory.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And which are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Huh? What are you talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a pill to help rememberin'! And a pill to help spice things up in the bedroom! And a pill to help find the bedroom!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Sort Through Pills|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|This one's to keep my heart working. This one's to keep my liver functioning. These just keep me alive. Where are all my fun pills?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't find my Jammitin pills! Now I'll never be able to hold hands with a woman while sitting in separate outdoor bathtubs.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Keep your filthy fantasies to yourself! And even if you find your pills, where will you find a woman?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|Hey! I've got women following me around everywhere! Helping me in and out of chairs, wearing white, giving me pudding.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Those are nurses, you idiot! And most of them are men.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Oy, I miss having a wife -- the conversation, the living together, the helping me out of bed at night to pee.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I do all those things.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|And then there's the tax break.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we don't have that… but maybe we could. You and I could get married!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! You mean like a gay marriage?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Why not! Gay guys have been fakin' straight marriages since the New Deal! We could be straight guys in a gay marriage!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Build Shotgun Pete's}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man|12 hours|[[Shotgun Pete's]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|My dad's marrying a man? On the one hand I should be sad because my entire childhood has been a lie.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|But on the other hand, weddings mean cake!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm fine with gay marriage, but OLD gay marriage? Yuck.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Now that we're married, I suppose one of us should be the breadwinner.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm banned from the Lucky Loaves bakery/casino since they caught me counting breadsticks, so it'll have to be you.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|I guess I can dust off my old vaudeville act.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Probably should update a few references – how old's the Lindbergh baby these days?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change|4 hours|the [[Overpass Diner]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the [[Open Air Stage]].}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|These kids today are mean. The crowd pelted me with organic tomatoes. So plump and juicy, they really splat when they hit your face.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, did you bring any home? We're on a fixed income.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|No but I did get the hot volunteer's phone number. She's getting slip bars installed in her hot tub.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What! I'm starting to think you aren't taking this sham marriage seriously!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|I can't live like this! I'm going to say something I never thought I'd say – I want a divorce cobunkulous.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Oy, I think that last bit might have been a stroke.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get Divorced|24 hours|the [[Court House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Single and ready to…}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Sleepy}}
{{TB|zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Abe! It's been forever! How's life been treating you?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Can't complain! Except that I've been a little lonely. And I have what the doctors are calling super shingles.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|I'm lonely myself. Got out of a relationship recently, I think.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should move in together.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Or better yet, let's get married! The tax breaks would be a real boon.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|What a great idea! I can't believe I've never thought of it before. Those savings will help pay for these bills I've been getting from a divorce lawyer.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle|24 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Take a look at the [[Community Center]] and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|15000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 56-60}}

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 |level = 56
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 57}}
 |requirements =
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-|previous = {{TOQP|Stunt Force Trauma|5}}
+|previous = {{TOQP|Stunt Force Trauma|5}} (if level 56)<br>[[A Drop in the Bucket]] (if level 57)
 |next = {{ap|Geriatric Medicine|Tapped Out quest}}<br>{{TOQP|Frankie the Politician|1}}<br>{{TOQP|Girl Next Cell Over|1}}
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 |previous = {{TOQP|Stunt Force Trauma|5}}
-|next = {{ap|Geriatric Medicine|Tapped Out quest}}<br>{{TOQP|Girl Next Cell Over|1}}
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 |previous = {{TOQP|Stunt Force Trauma|5}}
-|next = {{ap|Geriatric Medicine|Tapped Out quest}}
+|next = {{ap|Geriatric Medicine|Tapped Out quest}}<br>{{TOQP|Girl Next Cell Over|1}}
 }}

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 {{TB|I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change|4 hours|the [[Overpass Diner]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the [[Open Air Stage]].}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
 {{TB|Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Take a look at the [[Community Center]] and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|15000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Old Jewish Man]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Look dad, it's your friend… the crazy old guy.}}
+{{TB|Look dad, it's your friend... the crazy old guy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 {{TB|Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?}}
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 {{TB|Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
-{{TB|Technically I did… several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!}}
+{{TB|Technically I did... several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|And then there's the tax break.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, we don't have that… but maybe we could. You and I could get married!}}
+{{TB|Well, we don't have that... but maybe we could. You and I could get married!}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|What?! You mean like a gay marriage?}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get Divorced|24 hours|the [[Court House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Single and ready to…}}
+{{TB|Single and ready to...}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Sleepy}}
-{{TB|zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..}}
+{{TB|zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}