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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Of Hosses and Hookers
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}, [[Mr. Burns]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}, [[Captain Flag]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
|previous = [[Wrestling With Success]]
|next = [[The Walk of Shame]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Of Hosses and Hookers''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between April 26, [[2020]] and May 13, 2020|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Eyes Darting}}
{{TB|Don’t look that up.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|200}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Town Hall Trashed by Partying]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There’s just a handful of us left.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon}}
{{TB|You just got yourself a wrestling match!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Flag]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And that’s another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|God bless America and smart phones! I’m putting that right on ViewTube.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I thought they were your new heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie’s autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman’s Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|175}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Zen}}
{{TB|“Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle.”}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can’t help. I’m a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er… I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Zen}}
{{TB|What we should do is meditate on this together.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|To be fair, I’m going to beat you both up!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That IS fair.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’m sorry you got beat up on my account.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
{{TB|Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|… Nah, he's got nothing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Party Limo]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn’t Buddha say, “If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind”?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon}}
{{TB|He said that?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
{{TB|He also said, “Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes.”}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Boy, this guy sure wouldn’t stop talking.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling|4 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You have moved me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
{{TB|With the words of Buddha?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon}}
{{TB|No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Does that mean you’re going to help us?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Woo}}
{{TB|Well let’s just say…IT’S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Dr. Bonebreak]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Currency-earning jobs ==
{{Table|
{{THT|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s)}}
{{TH|Time}}
{{TH|Location(s)}}
{{TH|Reward|width=200px}}
{{TBT|Gather Foam Fingers}}
{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Grampa]], [[Moe]], [[Smithers]], [[Mr. Burns]]}}
{{TRs|4h|2}}
{{TB|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Brown House]]}}
{{TB|{{FoamFin|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
{{TBT|Search Stadium Parking Lots for Foam Fingers}}
{{TB|[[The Beefy Bishop]], [[Rumbleina]], [[Professor Werner von Brawn]]}}
{{TB|[[Stadium Entrance]], [[Duff Stadium]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Sumo Stadium]], [[Brown House]]}}
{{TB|{{FoamFin|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Simpsons Wrestling}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Of Hosses and Hookers
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Of Hosses and Hookers Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}, [[Mr. Burns]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]]
 |optional = {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}, [[Captain Flag]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = [[Wrestling With Success]]
 |next = [[The Walk of Shame]]

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Eyes Darting}}
-{{TB|Don’t look that up.}}
+{{TB|Don't look that up.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|200}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Town Hall Trashed by Partying]]|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There’s just a handful of us left.}}
+{{TB|I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There's just a handful of us left.}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.}}
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Flag]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And that’s another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!}}
+{{TB|And that's another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|God bless America and smart phones! I’m putting that right on ViewTube.}}
+{{TB|God bless America and smart phones! I'm putting that right on ViewTube.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|I thought they were your new heroes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie’s autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman’s Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.}}
+{{TB|They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie's autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman's Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 {{TB|I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!}}
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 {{TB|Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Zen}}
-{{TB|“Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle.”}}
+{{TB|"Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle."}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I can’t help. I’m a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.}}
+{{TB|I can't help. I'm a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Backyard Wrestling Ring]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 76: / Line 76: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er… I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?}}
+{{TB|A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er... I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{TB|I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
-{{TB|To be fair, I’m going to beat you both up!}}
+{{TB|To be fair, I'm going to beat you both up!}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|That IS fair.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I’m sorry you got beat up on my account.}}
+{{TB|I'm sorry you got beat up on my account.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
 {{TB|Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Thinking}}
-{{TB|… Nah, he's got nothing.}}
+{{TB|... Nah, he's got nothing.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Party Limo]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn’t Buddha say, “If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind”?}}
+{{TB|But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn't Buddha say, "If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind"?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon}}
 {{TB|He said that?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
-{{TB|He also said, “Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes.”}}
+{{TB|He also said, "Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes."}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Boy, this guy sure wouldn’t stop talking.}}
+{{TB|Boy, this guy sure wouldn't stop talking.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling|4 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
@@ Line 118: / Line 118: @@
 {{TB|No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|Does that mean you’re going to help us?}}
+{{TB|Does that mean you're going to help us?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Woo}}
-{{TB|Well let’s just say…IT’S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!}}
+{{TB|Well let's just say...IT'S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Dr. Bonebreak]]|colspan=2}}
 }}