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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The King of Nice|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mrs._Gumble" title="Mrs. Gumble">Mrs. Gumble</a>}} &#039;&#039;[to Barney]&#039;&#039; Have fun playing in the gutter! ---- {{qf|{{ap|Barne...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The King of Nice|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mrs. Gumble]]}} ''[to Barney]'' Have fun playing in the gutter!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Barney Gumble|Not It}}}} It's floating. It's still floating! This is fun to me. I love you, paper boat!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusto]]}} I'm Krusto, the funniest clown in the whole wide world.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Uh, people who have to tell you they're funny usually aren't.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge Albertson|Marge]]}} Oh, oh, you're hurt, you poor thing.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Homer Simpson|Not It|Homer}}}} No girl has ever called me a &quot;thing&quot; before.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusto}} ''[as a ventriloquist dummy]'' Hey, kid.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Moe Szyslak|Not It}}}} Hmm?<br /> {{qf|Krusto}} I went on a date with your mother last night. You might want to check her for splinters! ''[cackles]''<br /> {{qf|Moe}} ''[in present]'' He was implying they made love.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Comic Book Guy|Not It}}}} He came to me as the rotting corpse of my grandmother in a hot tub full of maggots.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} We get it, we get it, no need for a flashback.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusto}} What's the difference between a Twinkie and a fat kid? I don't feel guilty when I eat a fat kid.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I don't want to die and be buried in a kid coffin. It costs the same as a regular-sized. I overheard my parents pricing 'em.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Carl Carlson|Not It}}}} We're not dead. Somebody pinch me.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Somebody slap me. A-Any one of yo use. Doesn't-doesn't matter.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Oh, Moleman, I can't imagine my life without you seated next to me every night here at [[D'ohs]] Tavern. You're my best friend.<br /> {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} I'm cold.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bert Albertson]]}} Mom, I got an A-plus on my [[Elizabeth Cady Stanton]] diorama.<br /> {{qf|[[Lizzie Albertson]]}} I threw a stink bomb in the teacher's lounge and bike-locked the door.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm so proud of one of those things.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer needs us. We're the only ones who can kill the clown.<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} We're adults now. A kid murderer is a kid problem.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} So, how the hell are we gonna stop that unkillable clown? We ain't exactly children no more.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but we're still friends. We're still full of childlike wonder. We're still virgins.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Kids, be good and wait in the car. Mommy and Daddy have some grown-up yelling to discuss.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Our kids!<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Our phones.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Now it's personal. Just like it always was.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We're not afraid of you anymore, clown. You have no power over us. He's an astronaut, she's a seltzer big wig, and I'm a world-famous, um, virgin. Oh, damn it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your arm is summer lightning. Your bravery, the storm.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You're the chimp in the zoo.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} And I'm still bananas for you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Why were we laughing? This show sucks.<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Let's go up to [[Heaven]] and bask in the glory of [[God]]'s stupid love.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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