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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Narrator}} It is a fine morning in <a href="/wiki/Springborg" title="Springborg">Springborg</a> for handsome, lucky young Bartholomew Hutter. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bartholomew_Hutter" title="Bartholomew Hutter">Bartholomew Hutter</a>}} Good morrow, dear mother an...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Narrator}} It is a fine morning in [[Springborg]] for handsome, lucky young Bartholomew Hutter.<br /> {{qf|[[Bartholomew Hutter]]}} Good morrow, dear mother and sisters! I haven't a care in the world! And good morn-- --ulp!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer Hutter]]}} Good morning, son.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Good morning, father. You seem... different.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I have received this memo, boy. It is from my employer, Lord Master Burlok of the Western Lands. Isn't it interesting, son?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Er... sure, Dad.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} It says he wishes to move in closer to the center of town. He needs a house nearby in order to keep an eye on his best employee.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} And so, son, we must all make sacrifices for Lord Burlok, even you.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You must sell him your tree house.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't argue with me, boy!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No, Dad, I can't hear you over this organ music!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} Bartholomew sets out later that day to the dark lands to the west. But a voice behind him bids him wait...<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! Take [[The Way of the Vampire|this book]]! I have heard tales of Dad's boss. Terrible tales! This book will prepare you for what you will find in the lands beyond the Power Plant. The land called... Transfornaxia!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} In Springborg, a chill grows in the air... ...and strange ideas take root in the minds of certain citizens.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Te hee hee! Everyone, listen! The master says that power is within everything! Even in that so small as a fly! We must drink that power! Drink it from... Mmm... Beer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} Lord Burlok is a most gracious host, and after a fine meal, it is time to sign the papers for the treehouse.<br /> {{qf|[[Lord Master Burlok]]}} Ah, is this your photo-daguerreotype?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Y-yes, sir.<br /> {{qf|Lord Master Burlok}} I was just noticing your mother's nec-- Er, I mean your comic book. Yes, the comic book... So full of blood...<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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