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is a parody of &quot;{{W|My Favorite Things}}&quot; from ''[[The Sound of Music]]''.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *{{bon|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Quickly Cancelled Comic Book Cavalcade|(The Simpson Family Smile-Time Salute to Rock &amp; Roll)}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Parody songs]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Homer]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Marge]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Bart]]</div> Solar Dragon