Non-Alcoholic Whine - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Non-Alcoholic Whine
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Young Barney]]
|optional = [[Teenage Homer]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Non-Alcoholic Whine''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} content update. It requires [[Young Barney]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The word “chalet” implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can’t fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don’t. I don’t even like REGULAR fishing.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: “whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you’re dumb for liking it, ya dummy.”}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just pass me a beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
{{TB|We don’t have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can’t have that!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I’m going to die out here.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|We’re all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You’re turning kind of blue.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d… freeze to death.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
{{TB|You'll feel better once you go completely numb.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f… buzz off.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
{{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’m not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
{{TB|It’s already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That’s a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Having fun yet, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}cracks open a beer{{*}} Sure am, Barn!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey! Where'd you find that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Dunno, but I have a theory. I think the universe just sort of wants me to be a drunk.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I was really hoping to get away from all the peer pressure around drinking for a few days.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey, don’t be sore, pal. You don’t have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|If it’s girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer|60 minutes|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women|8 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The most important thing to remember is that women and men are exactly the same.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}pulls out tiny pad of paper and pencil{{*}} Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So when you talk to a girl, remember that she’s interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn’t be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|All these years I’ve been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you’re a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}writes in tiny pad of paper{{*}} Be a chick magnet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’ve clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, that’s certainly true. But you’ll feel better about it after a beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Where did THAT beer come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There’s another one! Drink up, pal!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My Uncle says you should never bow to peer pressure.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|A wise man. Now shut up and drink, or else.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Try to Fit In|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Keep at it pal. You’ll come around. {{*}}hic{{*}} I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it’s like: “Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!” Boom! I’m drunker than ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Come on Homer, let's get you home. I think all this beer is damaging your brain.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Not the beer. Beer good. Cold bad. Homer still have toes?}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Your toes? Yeah, they're right there in your shoes.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} What about fingers?}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Actually, they’re a little blue. I think you’re getting hypothermia.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}belch{{*}} No chance. Homer nice and toasty warm now.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What I'm about to say to you goes with us to our graves - for your own safety, take off your clothes and hold me.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Cuddle for Warmth|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Be Cuddled for Warmth|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Feeling any better, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, god. How did it come to this? I swear, I am never drinking again. EVER.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}cracks a beer{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Eh, the universe wants what it wants.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/A Simpsons Christmas Special}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Non-Alcoholic Whine
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Young Barney Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Young Barney]]
 |optional = [[Teenage Homer]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|The word “chalet” implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can’t fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}}
+{{TB|The word "chalet" implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can't fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don’t. I don’t even like REGULAR fishing.}}
+{{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don't. I don't even like REGULAR fishing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: “whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you’re dumb for liking it, ya dummy.”}}
+{{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: "whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you're dumb for liking it, ya dummy."}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Just pass me a beer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
-{{TB|We don’t have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can’t have that!}}
+{{TB|We don't have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can't have that!}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|I’m going to die out here.}}
+{{TB|I'm going to die out here.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|We’re all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You’re turning kind of blue.}}
+{{TB|We're all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You're turning kind of blue.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d… freeze to death.}}
+{{TB|J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... freeze to death.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 {{TB|You'll feel better once you go completely numb.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f… buzz off.}}
+{{TB|Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... buzz off.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 {{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I’m not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}}
+{{TB|I'm not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
-{{TB|It’s already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.}}
+{{TB|It's already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}}
@@ Line 60: / Line 60: @@
 {{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|That’s a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}}
+{{TB|That's a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|I was really hoping to get away from all the peer pressure around drinking for a few days.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Hey, don’t be sore, pal. You don’t have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}}
+{{TB|Hey, don't be sore, pal. You don't have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|If it’s girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}}
+{{TB|If it's girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer|60 minutes|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women|8 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}pulls out tiny pad of paper and pencil{{*}} Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|So when you talk to a girl, remember that she’s interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.}}
+{{TB|So when you talk to a girl, remember that she's interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn’t be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.}}
+{{TB|And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn't be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|All these years I’ve been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.}}
+{{TB|All these years I've been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you’re a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.}}
+{{TB|But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you're a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}writes in tiny pad of paper{{*}} Be a chick magnet.}}
@@ Line 106: / Line 106: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I’ve clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.}}
+{{TB|I've clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Well, that’s certainly true. But you’ll feel better about it after a beer.}}
+{{TB|Well, that's certainly true. But you'll feel better about it after a beer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Where did THAT beer come from?}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There’s another one! Drink up, pal!}}
+{{TB|No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There's another one! Drink up, pal!}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|My Uncle says you should never bow to peer pressure.}}
@@ Line 121: / Line 121: @@
 {{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Keep at it pal. You’ll come around. {{*}}hic{{*}} I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Keep at it pal. You'll come around. {{*}}hic{{*}} I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it’s like: “Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!” Boom! I’m drunker than ever.}}
+{{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it's like: "Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!" Boom! I'm drunker than ever.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}}
@@ Line 141: / Line 141: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} What about fingers?}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Actually, they’re a little blue. I think you’re getting hypothermia.}}
+{{TB|Actually, they're a little blue. I think you're getting hypothermia.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|{{*}}belch{{*}} No chance. Homer nice and toasty warm now.}}
@@ Line 152: / Line 152: @@
 {{TB|Oh, god. How did it come to this? I swear, I am never drinking again. EVER.}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}cracks a beer{{*}}}}

Non-Alcoholic Whine - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 18:04, May 1, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (28), … → ... (3), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{*}} (18), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (18)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Non-Alcoholic Whine |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} |requirements = |characters = Young Barney |optional =..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (28), … → ... (3), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{}} (18), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (18)