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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge:''' What are these stickers all over the packaging? There's even on in my milkshake! :'''Lisa:''' It's a joint promotion for the slumlord board g..."

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' What are these stickers all over the packaging? There's even on in my milkshake!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's a joint promotion for the slumlord board game, mom. It must be the fifth time this year.!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, I should have recongnized it. Edsel Avenue, downsize palce, work stoppage gardens... the squares are all named, after streets in flint, Michigan. It says, "you may already be a winner."
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah, I've just instanlty won a free bevearage tray.... "beverages not unclued."
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw, Lis. Don'tcha know thw whole thinkgs' a rip-off? Nobody ever wins the big stuff. It's fixed! Take the grand prize "every video game they'll ever make" for the new Whybox II system. That could be athousand games! No way would they give that away!
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I cannot believe your establishment made skid row the winning piece in the whybox contest. Every slumlord player knows that bumwalk is the hardetsspace to land on... by a 0.036% margin!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye, carumba! Skid wor?! That's one of the pieces I stuck on Ralph!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Be-back-mom-heading-for-the-playworld!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Where... What? Take a wipe!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, will you take me to the Krusty Burger across town? Rod Flanders is having a birth-day party!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You want to go to a party for Rod+ BARt, are you feeling all right?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's da last day of da condesd... ...or maybe my life... ...but I godda do it. Mom, can we go back to... mmphh! Wha'd you do...
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Silence, phlegm boy! I'm sick and tired of eating at the fast food joint... and you're just plain sick! Why whould you... Wait. It's that contest, isn't it? YOu found the winning piece for all those video games! It's lost there somewhere isn't it?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Fine... so you know. Will you help? Id's my lasd chance.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmmm. Normally I wouldn't... but I'd sure like to try the new Malibu Stacy Administrative Assistant game. This'll require more help. But if we call in more people, we may need to cut them in on the actioon!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No! no sharing!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A thousand video games, Bart! A thousand games or nothing! Which is it?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' The maufacturer cancelled the Whybox II before any games came out. The on-screen effects made lab rats have seizures. Seriously, like rat's were going to be able to work a game controller without any opposable thumbs!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Come on, Bart, they made good on it in the long run. They gave us the cash equivalent in Krusty Burger gift certicates, and by gum, were' gonna use them all! Don't tell Homer J. Simpson there isn't any such thing as a free lunch!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look, kids... another contest! Want my game pieces?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Forget it!

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+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What are these stickers all over the packaging? There's even on in my milkshake!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What are these stickers all over the packaging? There's even on in  my milkshake!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's a joint promotion for the slumlord board game, mom. It must be the fifth time this year.!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's a joint promotion for the slumlord board game, mom. It must be the fifth time this year.!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, I should have recongnized it. Edsel Avenue, downsize place, work stoppage gardens... the squares are all named, after streets in flint, Michigan. It says, "you may already be a winner."
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, I should have recongnized it. Edsel Avenue, downsize palce, work stoppage gardens... the squares are all named, after streets in flint, Michigan. It says, "you may already be a winner."
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, I've just instanlty won a free bevearage tray.... "beverages not unclued."
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah, I've just instanlty won a free bevearage tray.... "beverages not unclued."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aw, Lis. Don'tcha know the whole thinkgs' a rip-off? Nobody ever wins the big stuff. It's fixed! Take the grand prize "every video game they'll ever make" for the new Whybox II system. That could be athousand games! No way would they give that away!
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I cannot believe your establishment made skid row the winning piece in the whybox contest. Every slumlord player knows that bumwalk is the hardetsspace to land on... by a 0.036% margin!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I cannot believe your establishment made skid row the winning piece in the whybox contest. Every slumlord player knows that bumwalk is the hardetsspace to land on... by a 0.036% margin!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye, carumba! Skid wor?! That's one of the pieces I stuck on Ralph!
+{{qf|Bart}} Aye, carumba! Skid wor?! That's one of the pieces I stuck on Ralph!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Be-back-mom-heading-for-the-playworld!
+{{qf|Marge}} Be-back-mom-heading-for-the-playworld!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Where... What? Take a wipe!
+{{qf|Bart}} Where... What? Take a wipe!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, will you take me to the Krusty Burger across town? Rod Flanders is having a birth-day party!
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom, will you take me to the Krusty Burger across town? Rod Flanders is having a birth-day party!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You want to go to a party for Rod+ BARt, are you feeling all right?
+{{qf|Marge}} You want to go to a party for Rod+ BARt, are you feeling all right?
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's da last day of da condesd... ...or maybe my life... ...but I godda do it. Mom, can we go back to... mmphh! Wha'd you do...
+{{qf|Bart}} It's da last day of da condesd... ...or maybe my life... ...but I godda do it. Mom, can we go back to... mmphh! Wha'd you do...
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Silence, phlegm boy! I'm sick and tired of eating at the fast food joint... and you're just plain sick! Why whould you... Wait. It's that contest, isn't it? YOu found the winning piece for all those video games! It's lost there somewhere isn't it?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Silence, phlegm boy! I'm sick and tired of eating at the fast food joint... and you're just plain sick! Why whould you... Wait. It's that contest, isn't it? YOu found the winning piece for all those video games! It's lost there somewhere isn't it?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Fine... so you know. Will you help? Id's my lasd chance.
+{{qf|Bart}} Fine... so you know. Will you help? Id's my lasd chance.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmmm. Normally I wouldn't... but I'd sure like to try the new Malibu Stacy Administrative Assistant game. This'll require more help. But if we call in more people, we may need to cut them in on the actioon!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hmmm. Normally I wouldn't... but I'd sure like to try the new Malibu Stacy Administrative Assistant game. This'll require more help. But if we call in more people, we may need to cut them in on the actioon!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No! no sharing!
+{{qf|Bart}} No! no sharing!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A thousand video games, Bart! A thousand games or nothing! Which is it?
+{{qf|Lisa}} A thousand video games, Bart! A thousand games or nothing! Which is it?
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' The maufacturer cancelled the Whybox II before any games came out. The on-screen effects made lab rats have seizures. Seriously, like rat's were going to be able to work a game controller without any opposable thumbs!
+{{qf|Bart}} The maufacturer cancelled the Whybox II before any games came out. The on-screen effects made lab rats have seizures. Seriously, like rat's were going to be able to work a game controller without any opposable thumbs!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Come on, Bart, they made good on it in the long run. They gave us the cash equivalent in Krusty Burger gift certicates, and by gum, were' gonna use them all! Don't tell Homer J. Simpson there isn't any such thing as a free lunch!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, Bart, they made good on it in the long run. They gave us the cash equivalent in Krusty Burger gift certicates, and by gum, were' gonna use them all! Don't tell Homer J. Simpson there isn't any such thing as a free lunch!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look, kids... another contest! Want my game pieces?
+{{qf|Marge}} Look, kids... another contest! Want my game pieces?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Forget it!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Forget it!

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