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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = No Pain, No Pagain
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = Pagan Followers, [[Satyr Willie]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|I Willie Follow You Into the Dark|3}}
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''No Pain, No Pagain''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2016}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between December 21, [[2016]] and event end|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, great Satyr! We have performed all your chores. Now we ask you to reveal the esoteric wisdom of Paganism!}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, uh… okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|You all must, uh… act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, what?}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, they want us all to do normal-type stuff until I can think of something else. THE GODS COMMAND IT!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, uh, okay…}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make the Pagan Followers Do Normal Things|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Satyr Willie Run Naked In the Halls|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|WILLIE!! Why are you running through my hallways naked?}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Get lost ye suit wearing softie! I do this every weekend.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|My faithful Pagans! Now the gods command that we feast!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Are you sure you ain't just making this up as you go? What's the occasion?}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, the Feast of… the Advent of… the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hmm, shaky. But if I'm going to be distracted with anything, might as well be food!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Pagans Binge on Food|8 hours|[[Willie's Shack]]|8}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|We just ate squirrel, didn't we?}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Would you believe small, hairy, four-legged, bushy-tailed chickens?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Maybe. I'd have to try one more to be sure.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Well, that was the most horrible thing I've ever eaten. And coming from me, that means something.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So is that all Paganism is? Chores and broiled rodent? I'm starting to miss Christmas.}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast! Now the best part of Paganism, the gift exchange!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make the Pagans Exchange Gifts|8 hours|[[Willie's Shack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|So how do ye like yer gifts?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I wanted a Roomba. But I suppose a crude doll made of bones isn't too sucky.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'd give anything for an awesome doll. All I got was a spell to silence my enemies.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Pretty cool, I guess. Still woulda liked a doll.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Well, well, well. Why so down, “Pagans?” A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Us Christians are simply drowning in gifts right now. DROWNING.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|But I won't gloat. All I want to do is tell you a little story.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The REAL story of Christmas!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rev. Lovejoy Preach the Real Story of Christmas|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And the Angel said: “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people.”}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And then he explained the importance of giving lavish gifts at Christmastime.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Yea, even unto the point of running up a hefty credit card bill. We can worry about that stuff in January, he said.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|That's stretching scripture a wee bit, don't you think?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten ‘em out later.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I like Churchy's story way better than Goat Man's! Who's with me?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Jesus}}
{{TB|Springfielders! It's me, Jesus!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow. THE Jebus?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Jesus}}
{{TB|I command you to celebrate Christmas! There's a new video game console out. Very nice! Pick one up or die!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Cool it, Bart. I've already hooked these fish. You'll let them wriggle off!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Jesus}}
{{TB|I'm not here for you, Rev. I want that console!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine. If your folks don't get it for you, the church will. Now beat it!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Jesus}}
{{TB|Okay. Later losers! Jesus is Audi 5000!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make the {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Embrace Commercialism Again|8 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.}}
{{Tapped Out Old God Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|You sound just like Homer…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry big man, I'll never do it again. That beard is really itchy.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I'm glad they fell for it though. Now we'll get some decent Christmas presents instead of this Pagan crap.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're right, now let's see what we got!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Characters ==
Pagans are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Satyr Willie]], [[Apu]], [[Bart]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Grampa]], [[Wiggum]], [[Snake]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Luigi]], [[Milhouse]], [[Quimby]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Hans Moleman]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Duffman]], [[Martin]], [[Brockman]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Barney]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Smithers]], [[Shauna]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Rex Banner]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Chalmers]], [[Selma]], [[Patty]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Kodos]], [[Jimbo]], [[Kirk]], [[Luann]], [[Tribal Chief]], [[Judge Snyder]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Mr. Costington]], [[The Grumple]], [[Manjula]], [[Brandine]], [[Miss Hoover]], [[Dewey Largo]], [[Bernice Hibbert]], [[Chester Dupree]], [[Hugs Bunny]], [[Father Sean]], [[Shary Bobbins]], [[Crazy Cat Lady]], [[Roger Myers Jr.]], [[Lampwick]], {{Giuseppe}}, [[George Washington]], [[Princess Penelope]], [[Number 51]], [[Barbarian]], [[Database]], [[Akira]], [[Mr. Teeny]], [[Artie Ziff]], [[Uter]], [[Mrs. Muntz]], [[Greta Wolfcastle]], [[Space Mutant]], [[Freddy Quimby]], [[Princess Kashmir]], [[French Waiter]], [[Mrs. Bouvier]], [[Janey]], [[Lurleen]]
}}}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2016}}

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 |name = No Pain, No Pagain
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Generic Dark Winter Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
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 |characters = Pagan Followers, [[Satyr Willie]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional =
 |previous = {{TOQP|I Willie Follow You Into the Dark|3}}
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.}}
-{{Tapped Out Old God Icon|Angry}}
+{{Tapped Out God Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}

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 {{TB|Oh, great Satyr! We have performed all your chores. Now we ask you to reveal the esoteric wisdom of Paganism!}}
 {{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh, uh… okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!}}
+{{TB|Oh, uh... okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Yes, yes?}}
 {{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
-{{TB|You all must, uh… act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!}}
+{{TB|You all must, uh... act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Wait, what?}}
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 {{TB|Yeah, they want us all to do normal-type stuff until I can think of something else. THE GODS COMMAND IT!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Well, uh, okay…}}
+{{TB|Well, uh, okay...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make the Pagan Followers Do Normal Things|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Satyr Willie Run Naked In the Halls|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
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 {{TB|Are you sure you ain't just making this up as you go? What's the occasion?}}
 {{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh, the Feast of… the Advent of… the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!}}
+{{TB|Uh, the Feast of... the Advent of... the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Hmm, shaky. But if I'm going to be distracted with anything, might as well be food!}}
@@ Line 88: / Line 88: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|Well, well, well. Why so down, “Pagans?” A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?}}
+{{TB|Well, well, well. Why so down, "Pagans?" A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
 {{TB|Us Christians are simply drowning in gifts right now. DROWNING.}}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rev. Lovejoy Preach the Real Story of Christmas|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|And the Angel said: “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people.”}}
+{{TB|And the Angel said: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people."}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 {{TB|And then he explained the importance of giving lavish gifts at Christmastime.}}
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 {{TB|That's stretching scripture a wee bit, don't you think?}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten ‘em out later.}}
+{{TB|Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten 'em out later.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|I like Churchy's story way better than Goat Man's! Who's with me?}}
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 {{TB|Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.}}
 {{Tapped Out Old God Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son…}}
+{{TB|Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
-{{TB|You sound just like Homer…}}
+{{TB|You sound just like Homer...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Don't worry big man, I'll never do it again. That beard is really itchy.}}
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 {{TB|You're right, now let's see what we got!}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane…}}
+{{TB|Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}