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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = No One Reads the Tutorial |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Jackpot_Realty_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Jackpot Realty Sidebar.png">File:Tapped Out Jackpot Realty Sidebar.png</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} |requirements = Ja...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = No One Reads the Tutorial<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Jackpot Realty Sidebar.png]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}}<br /> |requirements = [[Jackpot Realty]]<br /> |characters = [[Lisa]]<br /> |optional = [[Cookie Kwan]]<br /> |internal = NoOneReadsTheTutorial<br /> |id = 250029<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''No One Reads the Tutorial''' is a premium quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} content update. It requires [[Jackpot Realty]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> {{Table|width=80%|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Ol' Gil's finally hit the jackpot. Literally! Jackpot Realty!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|This branch is in charge of expansion of the new frontier. We know you won't let us down.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|New Frontier? What's that?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The latest attraction in Springfield. You'll be issuing prospector maps to help speed up land acquisition.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Prospector Maps? What're those?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Ugh, no one ever reads the tutorial. You know, someone spends a lot of time writing those!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I believe she's referring to the currency we need to acquire land in the new area.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sounds exciting! Well, ol' Gil's got his whole schedule cleared out, so lay it on me: How do we get these &quot;Prospector Maps&quot;?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br /> {{TB|When you see the map icon floating over the Jackpot Realty building, tap on it.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|That's it?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, you'll need to have the New Frontier unlocked to acquire the maps, but yes.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Hot diggity dog! Let's get out there and sell some maps!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I don't think there's any selling, Mr. Gunderson.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|She's right.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|How'd you know that, missy?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I read the tutorial.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Lecture Gil About Tutorials|4 hours|[[Jackpot Realty]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Take Notes|4 hours|[[Jackpot Realty]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Ol' Gil is hotter than a house on fire. I'll bet I could sell a house on fire.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I'm living the dream!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And now I need you to wake up from that dream. Gil, you're fired.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Fired? Why? I'm popping out prospector maps like there's no tomorrow.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That's true, because there is no tomorrow for you at this company. Why keep paying your high commission rate when I can hire someone new for minimum wage?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|You're replacing me? With who?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hi, nice to meet you. Got any tips for someone new?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah. Never have a dream.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Northward Bound}}</div>

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