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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = No Leg to Stand On
|image =
|level = 25
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Blackbeard]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Herman]], [[Sea Captain]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''No Leg to Stand On''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update. It requires [[Blackbeard]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Cool! A fun pirate!}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
{{TB|Uh… sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Run in Fear|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot?}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny “pirate”.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
{{TB|Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him?}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Accept Applications|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|If all the lads here are like this “Bart” fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
{{TB|He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called “screen time”.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Step into my store…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Herman Display Arms|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|I like the cut of your “arrrrrrrrrrrs”, stranger.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}
{{TB|No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
{{TB|Take me to sea, or lose me forever!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Step right this way. Me ship awaits!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sea Captain Join the Crew|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Time Traveling Toaster}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = No Leg to Stand On
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Blackbeard Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 25
 |update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
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 |characters = [[Blackbeard]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Herman]], [[Sea Captain]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh… sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!}}
+{{TB|Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Run in Fear|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny “pirate”.}}
+{{TB|That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate".}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
 {{TB|Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.}}
@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Accept Applications|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|If all the lads here are like this “Bart” fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.}}
+{{TB|If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
-{{TB|He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called “screen time”.}}
+{{TB|He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time".}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{TB|Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.}}
 {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
-{{TB|Step into my store…}}
+{{TB|Step into my store...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Herman Display Arms|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Surprised}}
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 {{TB|No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
-{{TB|I like the cut of your “arrrrrrrrrrrs”, stranger.}}
+{{TB|I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger.}}
 {{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?}}