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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Clan of the Cave Mom|Cremains of the Day}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Veterinarian" title="Veterinarian">Veterinarian</a>}} Well, it was peck-and-go for a minute there, but <a href="/wiki/Gwyneth_Poultry" title="Gwyneth Poultry">Gwyneth Poultry</a> i...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Clan of the Cave Mom|Cremains of the Day}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Veterinarian]]}} Well, it was peck-and-go for a minute there, but [[Gwyneth Poultry]] is gonna be all right. Here's your astronomical bill.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} $16,000?! For a chicken? I just ate a whole bucket of them for 20 bucks.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Prosthetic beak? Cluck-lear implant? Bawk therapy? We don't have the money for this.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} In order to save this family, I'm gonna have to do something I've never done before, get a job.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, you've had tons of jobs: cop, realtor, gym owner, erotic baker, weed sommelier.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Those were for my own growth. This time, it's not personal.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} They're only hiring for evening shifts.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Evenings? That's when you and the food make dinner happen. I don't know how to make pork chops. Where do you kill the pigs? In the sink?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Mr. Largo? But you already have a job.<br /> {{qf|[[Dewey Largo]]}} I teach music in a public school, Marge. Do the math. I sure didn't.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Finn Bon Idée]]}} Together, me and you, and your shift manager...<br /> {{qf|Computerized voice}} Jill Junderson.<br /> {{qf|Finn Bon Idée}} ...are gonna revolutionize food delivery and feed all our friends here in...<br /> {{qf|Computerized voice}} Spring-feld.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Cheeses. I need cheeses.<br /> {{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} Cheesus, [[Allah]], [[Buddha]], Hashem. We need 'em all, Chef.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Hot stuff coming through, Chef.<br /> {{qf|[[Julio Franco]]}} For the last time, you're not my type, Chef.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mrs. Muntz]]}} Please don't press charges. My parole officer's trying to three-strike me instead of breaking up with me like a man.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Guys, we've been ordering delivery for two months. I'm getting an ulcer from all the lying. Or all the chile rellenos.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Gil, did you have a chance to ask payroll about our overtime?<br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} You know, Marge, I did. Funny story. Turns out, since you work past midnight, those hours count as a new day, so you won't be getting overtime.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} That story's not funny at all.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Fiscal Cliff}}}} [[GimmeChow]]? More like &quot;holy cow&quot; 'cause their stock just went through the roof. Ever since the pivot to ghost kitchens, this app is on fire.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, is everything okay?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm fine, honey. Just watching the man who's been cheating me out of my overtime pay.It kind of shakes my faith in billionaires.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Union? I don't know, Marge. The podcaster who tells me how to be a free-thinker says unions are for communists.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Worst of all, my family lied to me.<br /> {{qf|Gil}} ''[over ankle monitor]'' No, worst of all is you're fired with cause! ''[laughs maniacally]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} And Mom's eating all the empanadas with the wrong sauces. Not the verde, use the roja. Roja!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} You could've fried every electronic device in Springfield.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm, fried electronic device. Aw, that one didn't even make sense. I'm losing it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Fiscal Cliff}} I'm gonna be as impartial as possible here. Why are you starving America with your psychotic demands?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Finn Bon Idée}} Great work, Homer. Really, I could not have busted up this union without you. And stabbing your wife in the back? ''[chuckles]'' Nice.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Gee, when you say it like that, it sounds like I stabbed my wife in the back.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, only you could make a mess this big.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I did it for you, honey. All the food in the world means nothing to me if you're not there to keep me from choking on it.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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