New age clerk - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:36, May 22, 2026

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Created page with "{{Conjecture}} {{Character |name = New age clerk |image = 250px |gender = {{Female}} |hair = Grey |age = |status = Alive |job = Store owner |relati..."

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{{Conjecture}}
{{Character
|name = New age clerk
|image = [[File:New age clerk.png|250px]]
|gender = {{Female}}
|hair = Grey
|age =
|status = Alive
|job = Store owner
|relatives =
|appearance = "[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"
|voiced by = [[Illeana Douglas]]
}}

The '''new age clerk''' is the former owner of [[FAO Quartz]].

== History ==
When looking for a cure for the side effects of [[Bart]]'s ADD medication, [[Chillaxodol]], [[Marge]] visited FAO Quartz as she had tried everything else. She met the new age clerk who explained to Marge about the healing powers of crystals. She also explained that the crystals made great stocking stuffers. Marge then frequently went to her to get her healing crystals.

At some point, a cot in a local cult opened up, which the new age clerk accepted. She closed down the shop and gave Marge all of her inventory to keep for herself. This led to Marge opening up her own store, [[Murmur]]. However, this cult turned out to not be what she thought. When Marge went to visit her, the new age clerk told her to run and she and Marge escaped from the cult.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion}}

{{Simpsons characters}}

[[Category:Adults]]
[[Category:Business proprietors]]
[[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]
[[Category:One time characters]]

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 == History ==
-When looking for a cure for the side effects of [[Bart]]'s ADD medication, [[Chillaxodol]], [[Marge]] visited FAO Quartz as she had tried everything else. She met the new age clerk who explained to Marge about the healing powers of crystals. She also explained that the crystals made great stocking stuffers. Marge then frequently went to her to get her healing crystals.
+When looking for a cure for the side effects of [[Bart]]'s ADD medication, [[Chillaxodol]], [[Marge]] visited FAO Quartz as she had tried everything else. She met the new age clerk, who explained to Marge the healing powers of crystals. She also explained that the crystals made great stocking stuffers. Marge then frequently went to her to get her healing crystals.
-At some point, a cot in a local cult opened up, which the new age clerk accepted. She closed down the shop and gave Marge all of her inventory to keep for herself. This led to Marge opening up her own store, [[Murmur]]. However, this cult turned out to not be what she thought. When Marge went to visit her, the new age clerk told her to run and she and Marge escaped from the cult.
+At some point, a cot in a local cult opened up, which the new age clerk accepted. She closed down the shop and gave Marge all of her inventory to keep for herself. This led to Marge opening up her own store, [[Murmur]]. However, the cult turned out not to be what she thought. When Marge went to visit her, the new age clerk told her to run, and she and Marge escaped from the cult.
 == Appearances ==

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 [[Category:Business proprietors]]
 [[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]
-[[Category:One time characters]]
+[[Category:One-time characters]]