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 {{qf|Grampa}} She fell in with that ''Guinness Book of Records'' crowd. Suddenly, she didn't have any time for me. I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn't enough.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!
+{{qf|Homer}} Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good—they look good—you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Good luck in your trumped-up law suit, Dad.
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 {{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Your honor I would like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
 {{qf|Mailman}} Eighteen thousand letters all addressed to "[[Santa Claus]]!"
-{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} You want the People of Springfield vs. Kris Kringle -- that's next door.
+{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} You want the People of Springfield vs. Kris Kringle—that's next door.
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 {{qf|Ruth}} But it says "good for one free beer at Moe's." This is Moe's Tavern, isn't it?

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 {{qf|Moe}} Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
-{{qf|[[barney Gumble]]}} What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? ''[gasp]'' Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray.
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? ''[gasp]'' Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray.
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 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Please, dude, don't hurt me. Oh man...

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 {{qf|[[Sea Captain]]}} 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine. Arrrr...
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-{{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ''{{W|The NeverEnding Story}}''.
+{{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ''{{W2|The NeverEnding Story|film}}''.
 {{qf|Homer}} So you think I have a case?
 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.

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 {{qf|Lawyer}} "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!"
 {{qf|Aide}} "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus".
-{{qf|Lawyer}} "You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door".
+{{qf|Lawyer}} "You want the People of Springfield versus [[Santa Claus|Kris Kringle]]. That's next door".
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 {{qf|Homer}} There was something else...something I was supposed to tiptoe around.

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 {{qf|Laura}} I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
 {{qf|Bart}} Jimbo killed him?
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 {{qf|Laura}} No. But he poked him with a stick.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Never mind.
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]''  How can you like that guy?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]'' How can you like that guy?
-{{qf|Laura}} I dunno.  Maybe because he's an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
+{{qf|Laura}} I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
-{{qf|Bart}}  Jimbo killed him?
+{{qf|Bart}} Jimbo killed him?
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 {{qf|Laura}} No. But he poked him with a stick.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[hugs her]'' Thanks.  That means a lot to me.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[hugs her]'' Thanks. That means a lot to me.
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]'' What do you like about him?  He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]'' What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
 {{qf|Lisa and Laura}} ''[sigh wistfully]''
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 {{qf|Barney}} Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes.
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-{{qf|Laura}} ''[on the phone]''  Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle?  First name...
+{{qf|Laura}} ''[on the phone]'' Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name...
-{{qf|Bart}}  ''[whispers]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[whispers]''
 {{qf|Laura}} Ivana?
-{{qf|Moe}}  ''[on the phone]'' Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. ''[calls]'' Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[on the phone]'' Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. ''[calls]'' Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Bart, oh you remembered my birthday?

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 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? ''[looks around the bar]'' Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" ''[starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]''
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman".
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman".
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 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history".

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 {{qf|[[Laura Powers]]}} ''[to Bart]'' Are you all right?
+{{qf|Bart's Brain}} She's beautiful. Say something clever.
 {{qf|Bart}} I fell on my bottom.
+{{qf|Bart's Brain}} D'oh
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 {{qf|Bart}} I no longer control the hand... The hand controls me!