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Solar Dragon: Solar Dragon moved page Ned 'N' Edna's Blend/Quotes to Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda/Quotes: Simpsonsworld.com states this as the name.

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Whee! Whee!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I just hope you're going to take this seriously.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, yes, Lisa. Very seriously. Whee!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, the story of the Passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' O Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' He's in every scene.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What? Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' You pulled the boys out of school?
:'''[[Edna]]:''' Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of 15 years.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, sir, when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.
:'''[[Edna]]:''' Oh!
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Mm-hmm.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Welcome to marriage. Another good man bites the dust.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yo, Homer, Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bart! Don't call me that!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why, you little... They're both bad, and I suspect you know it!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!
----
:'''[[Ned]]:''' You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square. Shoes are shoes and lights are lights. Now just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect!

{{Season 23|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Spy Who Learned Me|Lisa Goes Gaga}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Whee! Whee!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Whee! Whee!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I just hope you're going to take this seriously.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I just hope you're going to take this seriously.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, yes, Lisa. Very seriously. Whee!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yes, Lisa. Very seriously. Whee!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, the story of the Passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, the story of the Passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' O Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders?
+{{qf|Homer}} O Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?
+{{qf|Homer}} Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' He's in every scene.
+{{qf|Lisa}} He's in every scene.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What? Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?
+{{qf|Homer}} What? Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' You pulled the boys out of school?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} You pulled the boys out of school?
-:'''[[Edna]]:''' Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of 15 years.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of 15 years.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, sir, when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.
+{{qf|Ned}} Well, sir, when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.
-:'''[[Edna]]:''' Oh!
+{{qf|Edna}} Oh!
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Mm-hmm.
+{{qf|Ned}} Mm-hmm.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Welcome to marriage. Another good man bites the dust.
+{{qf|Homer}} Welcome to marriage. Another good man bites the dust.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yo, Homer, Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yo, Homer, Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bart! Don't call me that!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart! Don't call me that!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"?
+{{qf|Bart}} Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why, you little... They're both bad, and I suspect you know it!
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little... They're both bad, and I suspect you know it!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!
+{{qf|Bart}} Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square. Shoes are shoes and lights are lights. Now just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect!
+{{qf|Ned}} You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square. Shoes are shoes and lights are lights. Now just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect!
 {{Season 23|Q}}

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