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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a>}} Hi-diddly-ho, drivereenos! Navigatin&#039; Ned Flanders here, to give a li&#039;l noggin-nudge to everyone about auto safety! ...And besides, there...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, drivereenos! Navigatin' Ned Flanders here, to give a li'l noggin-nudge to everyone about auto safety! ...And besides, there's nothing kids love more than learning about safety! Right-a-reeno, Flanders clan?<br /> {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Safety helps us live!<br /> {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Right, dad!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Now, those foreign fellas who designed this car did a bang-up job, yessiree! But the Flanders motto is, you can never have too many seat belts! Comfy, Todd?<br /> {{qf|Todd}} I can't feel my legs!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Perfecto!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} What a lot of you may not know is that those speed limit signs are just helpful suggestions! You can go lots slower, and I always do-doodily-do! Some of your fellow motorists may toot-illy-toot their horn to let you know they're seriously safety-savvy, bless 'em!<br /> {{qf|Todd}} Daddy! That clown is making hand gestures at us!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Well, this is our lucky day! He must be one of those gang members we hear so much about! Wave back, kids!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Here's a hot tip! It's a good idea to leave your defroster on all the time! You never know when ol' [[Jack Frost]] could come a'knockin'!<br /> {{qf|Rod}} Wee! It's summer!<br /> {{qf|Todd}} I think I'm having a heat-stroke! Hooray!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Yessir, there's nothing like a family drive for good wholesome thrills!<br /> {{qf|Rod}} Daddy, all those bumper stickers have bad swears on them!<br /> {{qf|Todd}} My feet are turning blue!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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