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Effluvium at 12:08, May 29, 2010

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 {{qf|Homer}} Hello, everybody.
-{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're back. Did you ‘Rock the Casbah?’
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're back. Did you 'Rock the Casbah?'
-{{qf|Homer}} Bart!… Yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart!... Yes.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Excellent haul!
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all.
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-{{qf|Bart}} Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and scepters…
+{{qf|Bart}} Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and scepters...
 {{qf|Lisa}} It's a bottle cap.
 {{qf|Bart}} Jewel-encrusted?
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Right now I'm drunk on love… and beer.
+{{qf|Homer}} Right now I'm drunk on love... and beer.
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 {{qf|Marge}} When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refrigerator motor?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lost Our Lisa|Lard of the Dance}}
-:''[Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector]''
+:''[Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} What are we looking for, anyway?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What are we looking for, anyway?
-{{qf|Bart}} Pirate booty! What else?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Pirate booty! What else?
-:''[Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island]''
+:''[Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island.]''
 {{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
 {{qf|Sissy Pirate}} Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
-:''[The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand]''
+:''[The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand.]''
 {{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
-:''[A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously]''
+:''[A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously.]''
-:''[Back to reality]''
+:''[Back to reality.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} So you see, there's treasure everywhere!
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 :''[Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} (Mockingly) Take a picture. It'll last longer.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[mockingly]'' Take a picture. It'll last longer.
-:''[Everyone starts taking pictures]''
+:''[Everyone starts taking pictures.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Aww, why did it have to be World Camera Day?
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-{{qf|Marge}} This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest!
 {{qf|Homer}} It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.
 {{qf|Marge}} We sure drank a lot that night.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, I was afraid Bart would be born a dimwit! Hahaha!
-{{qf|Marge}} Heh, heh, mmm...yeah.
+{{qf|Marge}} Heh, heh, mmm... yeah.
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-:''[People are wondering what's in the windmill]''
+:''[People are wondering what's in the windmill.]''
-{{qf|Moe}} Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it.
-:''[He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill]''
+:''[He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, why are people always trying to kill me?
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@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Hello, everybody.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're back. Did you ‘Rock the Casbah?’
-{{qf|Homer}} Bart! …Yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart!… Yes.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Excellent haul!
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Now they did say bed and breakfast, right?
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-{{qf|Carl}} Hey Homer, see you at Moe's?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey Homer, see you at Moe's?
-{{qf|Lenny}} He put new electrical tape on the cushions!
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} He put new electrical tape on the cushions!
 {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast.
 {{qf|Carl}} Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh?
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 {{qf|Farmer}} If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'!
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-{{qf|Abe}} That's my brass knee! Steel hip! That one's news to me!
+{{qf|[[Abe]]}} That's my brass knee! Steel hip! That one's news to me!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Aww, look, Homie, our wedding cake!
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.
-{{qf|Marge}} You mean Frank Grimes?
+{{qf|Marge}} You mean [[Frank Grimes]]?
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Right now I'm drunk on love… and beer.
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-{{qf|Marge}} When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refridgerator motor?
+{{qf|Marge}} When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refrigerator motor?
 {{qf|Homer}} Naw, I never thought I'd live this long.
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-{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
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-{{qf|Gil}} They stole the balloon! I've been living in there!
+{{qf|[[Gil]]}} They stole the balloon! I've been living in there!
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 :''[Homer and Marge are trapped inside a mini-golf obstacle.]''
-{{qf|Maude}} Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out!
+{{qf|[[Maude]]}} Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out!
 {{qf|Marge}} A hand!
 {{qf|Homer}} Eeee!
-:''[Homer whacks Rod]''
+:''[Homer whacks Rod.]''
-{{qf|Rod}} Ooow, daddy, something attacked me!
+{{qf|[[Rod]]}} Ooow, daddy, something attacked me!
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 {{qf|Carl}} How d'you do ma'am.
@@ Line 87: / Line 87: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} What's with the love thang?
 {{qf|Marge}} Let's just say the country air did us good.
-:''[An audience cheers and wolf whistles]''
+:''[An audience cheers and wolf whistles.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
 :''[Audience says "Wuh ooh!"]''
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-:''[Santa's Little Helper walks into the bedroom.]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Santa's Little Helper]] walks into the bedroom.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Look who's here!
 {{qf|Marge}} Oooh! Who's a good boy?
 {{qf|Homer}} He's the best boy!
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh yes, he is, yes, he is!
-:''[The dog exits]''
+:''[The dog exits.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey Marge, wasn't that great when the dog came in here?
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh yeah, he's really special!
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Good night.
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-:''[Bart, Lisa and Grampa watch the countdown at the start of the alternate ending to Casablanca]''
+:''[Bart, Lisa and Grampa watch the countdown at the start of the alternate ending to Casablanca.]''
 {{qf|Grampa}} Here comes two!
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-{{qf|Homer}}(flying hot air balloon) Okay, I think I've figured this thing out. You can go up and down, but not side-to-side, or ... back in time.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[flying hot air balloon]'' Okay, I think I've figured this thing out. You can go up and down, but not side-to-side, or... back in time.
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-{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Whatever happened to Grampa? He was supposed to baby-sit.
-:''[Cut to Grampa in the Flanders' house watching Rod and Todd play checkers]''
+:''[Cut to Grampa in the [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Flanders' house]] watching Rod and Todd play checkers.]''
-{{qf|Grampa}} (to Rod) Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
+{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Rod]'' Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
 {{qf|Rod}} I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders.
-{{qf|Grampa}} There you go with that smart mouth! (to Todd) Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
+{{qf|Grampa}} There you go with that smart mouth! ''[to Todd]'' Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
 {{qf|Todd}} Yes, sir!
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 {{qf|Maude}} And they are running around like the day God made them.
-{{qf|Helen}} Oh, no--
+{{qf|[[Helen]]}} Oh, no--
-{{qf|Moe}} (Imitating Helen) Oh, please think of the children.
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[imitating Helen]'' Oh, please think of the children.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lost Our Lisa|Lard of the Dance}}
-(Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
+:(Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
 :'''Lisa''': What are we looking for, anyway?
 :'''Bart''': Pirate booty! What else?
-(Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island)
+:(Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island)
 :'''Captain''': Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
 :'''Sissy Pirate''': Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
-(The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand)
+:(The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand)
 :'''Captain''': Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
-(A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
+:(A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
-(Back to reality)
+:(Back to reality)
 :'''Bart''': So you see, there's treasure everywhere!
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-(Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.)
+:(Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.)
 :'''Homer''': (Mockingly) Take a picture. It'll last longer.
-(Everyone starts taking pictures)
+:(Everyone starts taking pictures)
 :'''Homer''': Aww, why did it have to be World Camera Day?
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@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :'''Marge''': Heh, heh, mmm...yeah.
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-(People are wondering what's in the windmill)
+:(People are wondering what's in the windmill)
 :'''Moe''': Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it.
 (He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill)

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lost Our Lisa|Lard of the Dance}}
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 :'''Moe''': (Imitating Helen) Oh, please think of the children.
-{{Season 9 Q}}
+{{Season 9|Q}}

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 (Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
 :'''Lisa''': What are we looking for, anyway?

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 :'''Marge''': This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest!
 :'''Homer''': It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.
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 (People are wondering what's in the windmill)
@@ Line 77: / Line 80: @@
 (Homer whacks Rod)
 :'''Rod''': Ooow, daddy, something attacked me!
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 :'''Carl''': How d'you do ma'am.