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Solar Dragon at 16:52, January 17, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Mystery of the Brown House |image = |level = 20 |update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |previous =..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Mystery of the Brown House
|image =
|level = 20
|update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[What Makes a Home]]
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Mystery of the Brown House''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We finished cleaning your Brown House, Ms. Glick!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|We?! I did all the cleaning, you and Milhouse just played Frisbee with Ms. Glick’s many, many doilies.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|That’s not true -- I also blew my nose into one.}}
{{Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon|Silhouette}}
{{TB|Milhouse. Milhouse, come to me. I have all the Puppy Goo-Goos you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Well, I only want one, so… okay! I’ll investigate this ominous voice.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Investigate Ominous Voice|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task|Collect Hard Candies|200}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Now now, children. I have enough candy for everyone. There's no need to fight.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We’re not fighting. And neither of us wants the candy.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine, more for me!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…is what I would say if I could still eat candy. Now take some!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Ms. Glick's House]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|All right, lady, we cleaned the house. Where’s the dough?}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, I don’t have dough, only candy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, I mean where’s the cheese?}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don’t have any cheese either.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bart, stop using outdated, confusing slang terms for money and just ask for our payment!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|For all your hard work, here’s two shiny quarters.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Ugh, how are we gonna split that three ways?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Wait a minute -- where’s Milhouse? It’s not like him to not be lurking near me…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Place Ms. Glick's House|6 seconds}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Search for Milhouse|4 hours|[[Ms. Glick's House]]}} {{Task|Collect Hard Candies|200}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|I can't find Milhouse anywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Maybe he got lost trying to play hide-and-seek by himself again.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|He'd never be late to eat candy. I think something bad happened to him.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm sure your friend Milton will show up when you least expect it. Have some more candy.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield University]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Do you ever wonder why Ms. Glick has us clean so many Brown Houses?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe she’s a savvy business woman -- she cleans houses and flips them for a tidy profit.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I always wanted to say “tidy profit”. Makes me feel like a rich jerk from an ‘80s movie.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|No, those houses aren't normal. They're always abandoned, but fully furnished.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|I think there might be a connection between the Brown Houses and Milhouse going missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|If we just follow the clues and slowly piece them together--}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Found it, right here on my phone. It’s like a curse/ritual sacrifice sorta thing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Undercut Lisa's Big Moment|4 hours|[[Springfield University]]}} {{Task|Collect Hard Candies|350}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why do you always want to piece together clues? So tedious.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Just tell me what you found out!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Ms. Glick is actually hundreds of years old and has been sacrificing kids to the magical Brown House to stay alive.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That’s amazing! I’m proud of you for figuring it out, Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Some other kids figured it out and posted it to the Internet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Alice Glick]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Say, would you kids like some more candy?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why? So you can lure us into that house and sacrifice us?}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! I-- how did you know about that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It’s online.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh… I was planning on slowly revealing my scheme as I tortured you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I know, right? It takes all the fun out of this mystery.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Does it? It’s just less story to slog through.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, I’m still going to go through with my ritual!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Prepare for the Ritual|8 hours|[[Ms. Glick's House]]}} {{Task|Collect Hard Candies|400}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|And place an eye of newt here, and draw a pentagram on the floor over here…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|“Eye of newt”? That’s so played out! Where do you even get that anymore?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|It’s a tried and true trope, Bart! It’s classic. Now let her go through her ritual!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Seems like a stall, is all I’m saying…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There, all set up.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Finally! Can we get on with it? We all know how it’s gonna end.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Oh? How’s that?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|You’re gonna try to sacrifice us, Lisa’s gonna figure out how to stop you, we save Milhouse and life goes on.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|As much as I hate to say it, he’s right. I mean, it’s not like this is Halloween where we can die.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|True, but it’s the only Glick-centered update I’m going to get, so I’m going to make it count!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Scream}}
{{TB|AHHHH!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Sacrifice Bart and Lisa|4 hours|the [[Original Brown House]]}} {{Task|Collect Hard Candies|300}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow! The house devoured them. Even I’M surprised that worked!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|So… what? We’re dead? That’s really not supposed to happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I need to feed on children’s souls in order to grant Ms. Glick eternal life.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa! You can talk? That would have been fun to see in this update before now.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Look, if we’re dead then people will get mad and stop tapping… and then this whole game will be dead.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I don’t want that! I just got here. I never even got to just walk around and do meaningless tasks.}}
{{Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon}}
{{TB|Look, all I really need is children’s souls. I could keep those and let the children go.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|Works for me, I guess. Bart?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Sure. I made a big stink about losing my soul once, but that was a long time ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon}}
{{TB|Great. The children get to stay and I get my dinner.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I get to live forever!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}evil cackle{{*}}}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You've unlocked Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}evil cackle{{*}}}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You've unlocked Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Mystery of the Brown House
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Not Yet Spring Cleaning Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 20
 |update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}
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 |characters = [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Lisa]], [[Alice Glick]]
 |optional = See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = [[What Makes a Home]]
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon}}
 {{TB|Look, all I really need is children's souls. I could keep those and let the children go.}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Works for me, I guess. Bart?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}