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 {{qf|Chauffeur}} I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!! You've all been tricked!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!! You've all been tricked!
 {{qf|Chauffeur}} Why would the Ambassador do such a thing?
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-:''[Lisa goes into the kitchen, she sees Bart eating bread.]''
+:''[Lisa goes into the kitchen, and she sees Bart eating bread.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} I thought I told you to go to bed!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} B-E-D! BED!
 {{qf|Bart}} Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[growls; twitches her eye]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[growls; twitches her eye, ready to snap in anger]''
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-:''[Lisa finds Bart jumping on her bed.]''
+:''[Lisa finds Bart jumping on Homer and Marge's bed.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You didn't say which bed!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Go to your bed!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Go to '''''your''''' bed!
 {{qf|Bart}} Make me.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'll make you! ''[lunges after him; Bart leaps off the bed]''

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 {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this... what the hell is that?! ''[sees Lisa with Bart in the wheelbarrow]''
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]}} Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!?
 :''[Lisa is shown with Bart's muddy body in the wheelbarrow with Maggie in the cat carrier as well.]''
 {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} She's murdered her brother!

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 {{qf|[[Rod]]}} We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
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-{{qf|Rod & Todd}} ''(as a white moth flies from the game lid)'' Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! ''(the boys run in horror as the moth chases them)''
+{{qf|Rod & Todd}} ''[as a white moth flies from the game lid]'' Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! ''[the boys run in horror as the moth chases them]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't worry. A moth is no more harmful than a ladybug.
-{{qf|Rod & Todd}} A ladybug?! ''(screams and run upstairs)''
+{{qf|Rod & Todd}} A ladybug?! ''[screams and run upstairs]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(sets the moth free out a window)'' Hmm. ''(sarcastically)'' They're going to get eaten alive in middle school.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[sets the moth free out a window]'' Hmm. ''[sarcastically]'' They're going to get eaten alive in middle school.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[tucking in Rod]'' Once there was a robot named Todd.
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 :''[Lisa calls 911 after Bart is injured.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello, this is Lisa Simpson and--
-{{qf|911 Operator}} Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are? ''(hangs up)''
+{{qf|911 Operator}} Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are? ''[hangs up]''
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[in Lisa's dream]'' The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} The important thing is I didn't imagine it.
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-:''[Lisa and Janey are in Lisa's bedroom reading the "Baby-Sitter Twins" books]''
+:''[Lisa and Janey are in Lisa's bedroom reading the "Baby-Sitter Twins" books.]''
 {{qf|[[Janey]]}} I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins." They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made 4 dollars.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I love everything about the world of babysitting. The responsibility, the obligations, the pressure...
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 {{qf|[[Rod]]}} We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
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-{{qf|Rod & Todd}} (as a white moth flies from the game lid) Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! (the boys run in horror as the moth chases them)
+{{qf|Rod & Todd}} ''(as a white moth flies from the game lid)'' Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! ''(the boys run in horror as the moth chases them)''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't worry. A moth is no more harmful than a ladybug.
-{{qf|Rod & Todd}} A ladybug?! (screams and run upstairs)
+{{qf|Rod & Todd}} A ladybug?! ''(screams and run upstairs)''
-{{qf|Lisa}} (sets the moth free out a window) Hmm. (sarcastically) They're going to get eaten alive in middle school.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(sets the moth free out a window)'' Hmm. ''(sarcastically)'' They're going to get eaten alive in middle school.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[tucking in Rod]'' Once there was a robot named Todd.
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 {{qf|Bart}} You are so dead.
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-:''[When Homer drives through the waterfront at the Squidport grand opening]''
+:''[When Homer drives through the waterfront at the [[Squidport]] grand opening']''
 {{qf|Homer}} I love these pedestrian malls. There's practically no traffic.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I think you should stop. The mayor's yelling at us.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Even babies know how to open and close their mouths. You need a bib. ''[straps a bib on Bart]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh baby hate bib! Waah! Waah! ''[starts banging his spoon on Lisa's plate]''
-:''[Maggie starts crying]''
+:''[Maggie starts crying.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, look, Bart! Now you got [[Maggie]] all upset!
 {{qf|Bart}} Relax, I'll give her some ice cream. ''[gives all his ice cream to Maggie; Maggie's eye pupil shrinks]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} Well, at least that'll make things more interesting for you, now won't it?
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-{{qf|Marge}} Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
+{{qf|Marge}} Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine [[Paris]] must be like.
 {{qf|Homer}} You've never been?
-{{qf|Marge}} I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host to all these upscale chain stores. I guess that makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm so honored that [[Springfield]] has been chosen to host to all these upscale chain stores. I guess that makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?
 {{qf|Homer}} Ehh. I'm really more of a slacker.
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-{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} ''[at the opening of "Planet Hype]'' It's true! The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.
+{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} ''[at the opening of "[[Planet Hype]]"]'' It's true! The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.
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 {{qf|Tourist}} Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} You're a long way from home, yuppie boy. I'll start a tab.
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-:''[Lisa is trying to get a hyper Maggie down off of the shower curtain rod]''
+:''[Lisa is trying to get a hyper Maggie down off of the shower curtain rod.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Maggie]'' Maggie, If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee! Lots more coffee! ''[calls from upstairs]'' Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[from downstairs]'' I am! ''[on the phone in the TV room]'' That's right. I want the 25-foot Italian party sub. And don't skimp on the vinegar. ''[hangs up]'' It's time Lisa learned what babysitting Bart Simpson is all about. ''[dials someone else]'' Um, yes, I'd like to host an AA meeting? Tonight, if possible.
-:''[Meanwhile, Hyper Maggie aims and plays with a bottle of Talcum Powder in her room]''
+:''[Meanwhile, Hyper Maggie aims and plays with a bottle of Talcum Powder in her room.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Come on Maggie! Good Maggie! The talcum powder's not to play with!
 :''[Maggie squeezes the bottle of Talcum Powder, which completly covers Lisa in Talcum Powder. She coughes, then groans.]''
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-:''[Lisa drags Bart upstairs to put him to bed]''
+:''[Lisa drags Bart upstairs to put him to bed.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Why do you have to make this so hard?
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm using nonviolent resistance.
@@ Line 111: / Line 111: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[growls; twitches her eye]''
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-:''[Lisa finds Bart jumping on her bed]''
+:''[Lisa finds Bart jumping on her bed.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You didn't say which bed!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Go to your bed!
@@ Line 118: / Line 118: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} If you want me, you gotta catch me!
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-:''[Homer gets stuck in the water fountain floor and everyone laughs at him]''
+:''[Homer gets stuck in the water fountain floor and everyone laughs at him.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
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 :''[Lisa calls 911 after Bart is injured.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello, this is Lisa Simpson and--
-{{qf|911 Operator}} Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are? (hangs up)
+{{qf|911 Operator}} Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are? ''(hangs up)''
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[in Lisa's dream]'' The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
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 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Oooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
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-:''[Lisa is stopped by Chief Wiggum as she tries to wheelbarrow Bart to the hospital]''
+:''[Lisa is stopped by Chief Wiggum as she tries to wheelbarrow Bart to the hospital.]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hold it right there. ''[gets out his car]'' Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hi! How are you?
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 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!
 {{qf|[[Otto]]}} Well, duh!
-{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} And, as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} And, as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[shields her eyes from the light; wobbly]'' What's happening? Where am I??
 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} And she's on drugs!
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-:''[The next day, Lisa is lying on her bed and Bart comes in, wearing a cast on his arm]''
+:''[The next day, Lisa is lying on her bed and Bart comes in, wearing a cast on his arm.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
 {{qf|Bart}} It's all right. I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do...
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Ohh.
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-:''[the phone rings; Lisa picks up]''
+:''[The phone rings; Lisa picks up.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello. World's worst babysitter speaking.
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Lisa! I'm glad I reached you. Are you available to babysit tonight?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Didn't you hear I almost killed my brother?
 {{qf|Ned}} You did? Just a minute. ''[long pause]'' What time can you come over?
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 :''[Lisa and Janey are in Lisa's bedroom reading the "Baby-Sitter Twins" books]''
 {{qf|[[Janey]]}} I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins." They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made 4 dollars.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I love everything about the world of babysitting. The responsibility, the obligations, the pressure...
@@ Line 47: / Line 46: @@
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 :''[When Homer drives through the waterfront at the Squidport grand opening]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I love these pedestrian malls. There's practically no traffic.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I think you should stop. The mayor's yelling at us.
@@ Line 64: / Line 62: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Even babies know how to open and close their mouths. You need a bib. ''[straps a bib on Bart]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh baby hate bib! Waah! Waah! ''[starts banging his spoon on Lisa's plate]''
 :''[Maggie starts crying]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, look, Bart! Now you got [[Maggie]] all upset!
 {{qf|Bart}} Relax, I'll give her some ice cream. ''[gives all his ice cream to Maggie; Maggie's eye pupil shrinks]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, that's coffee ice cream. It has caffeine in it!!
 :''[Maggie starts twitching her head and body hyperactively]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, at least that'll make things more interesting for you, now won't it?
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 :''[Lisa is trying to get a hyper Maggie down off of the shower curtain rod]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Maggie]'' Maggie, If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee! Lots more coffee! ''[calls from upstairs]'' Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[from downstairs]'' I am! ''[on the phone in the TV room]'' That's right. I want the 25-foot Italian party sub. And don't skimp on the vinegar. ''[hangs up]'' It's time Lisa learned what babysitting Bart Simpson is all about. ''[dials someone else]'' Um, yes, I'd like to host an AA meeting? Tonight, if possible.
 :''[Meanwhile, Hyper Maggie aims and plays with a bottle of Talcum Powder in her room]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Come on Maggie! Good Maggie! The talcum powder's not to play with!
 :''[Maggie squeezes the bottle of Talcum Powder, which completly covers Lisa in Talcum Powder. She coughes, then groans.]''
 ----
 :''[Lisa drags Bart upstairs to put him to bed]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Why do you have to make this so hard?
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm using nonviolent resistance.
@@ Line 115: / Line 103: @@
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 :''[Lisa goes into the kitchen, she sees Bart eating bread.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} I thought I told you to go to bed!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
@@ Line 125: / Line 112: @@
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 :''[Lisa finds Bart jumping on her bed]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You didn't say which bed!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Go to your bed!
@@ Line 133: / Line 119: @@
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 :''[Homer gets stuck in the water fountain floor and everyone laughs at him]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
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 :''[Lisa calls 911 after Bart is injured.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello, this is Lisa Simpson and--
 {{qf|911 Operator}} Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are? (hangs up)
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 :''[Lisa loads Bart into a wheelbarrow to take him to Dr. Nick's office.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't worry, Bart. Everything's gonna be just fine. I'm gonna get you to a doctor, ''[puts Maggie in the barrow]'' he will fix you up, and by this time tomorrow, we'll all be a happy family. ''[nervously]'' Happy, happy, happy family. ''[Maggie is restless and playing around with Bart's face]'' Maaaggie!! ''[Lisa looks around and eyes the cat carrier; scene shows Maggie in the cat carrier]''
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 :''[Lisa is stopped by Chief Wiggum as she tries to wheelbarrow Bart to the hospital]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hold it right there. ''[gets out his car]'' Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hi! How are you?
@@ Line 164: / Line 146: @@
 {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this... what the hell is that?! ''[sees Lisa with Bart in the wheelbarrow]''
 {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]}} Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!?
 :''[Lisa is shown with Bart's muddy body in the wheelbarrow with Maggie in the cat carrier as well.]''
 {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} She's murdered her brother!
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!
@@ Line 175: / Line 155: @@
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 :''[The next day, Lisa is lying on her bed and Bart comes in, wearing a cast on his arm]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
 {{qf|Bart}} It's all right. I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do...
@@ Line 185: / Line 164: @@
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 :''[the phone rings; Lisa picks up]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello. World's worst babysitter speaking.
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Lisa! I'm glad I reached you. Are you available to babysit tonight?

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Brother from Another Series|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment}}
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.

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 '''[[Helen Lovejoy]]''': And she's on drugs!
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 [The next day, Lisa is lying on her bed and Bart comes in, wearing a cast on his arm]

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 [Lisa drags Bart upstairs to put him to bed]
-'''Lisa''': Why do you have to make this so difficult?
+'''Lisa''': Why do you have to make this so hard?
 '''Bart''': I'm using nonviolent resistance.