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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Sound of Bleeding Gums|Girls Just Shauna Have Fun}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} I don&#039;t like you hanging out with sharks. You should have land f...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Sound of Bleeding Gums|Girls Just Shauna Have Fun}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't like you hanging out with sharks. You should have land friends.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Noted.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Um... obviously, we're meeting with other applicants...<br /> {{qf|[[Rayshelle Peyton]]}} Of course, and I'm meeting with other schools.<br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} No! You're hired, you're hired. Here's a ninety, uh, three dollar signing bonus. And you can have his parking spot.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'll park at the yogurt place. They-they know me there.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} This is Nelson, Milhouse and... w-who is that behind that locker?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Just me. Bart. Bart. Bart. You know, like a seal?<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} You look familiar. Have we met?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No! ''[robotic]'' You are a stranger. Stranger, stranger, overheating alert, alert, alert. Shutting down. Self-destruct. ''[imitates explosion and whistles]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart had [[Skittles]] with milk for breakfast.<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I told him he couldn't handle the rainbow.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Lisa, your movie was so sad and beautiful.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That poor octomapus. Your movie really makes you think about the wondrous creature beneath the batter and the marinara sauce and the... ''[drools]'' Mmm, Lisa's friend.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Elizabeth Hoover]]}} I'm second grade. What are we making?<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} [[Chichen Itza]].<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Great. I'll start by finding out what that is.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} That's a lot of glue. How is that part of your self-portrait?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Uh, um, uh... Because, you know, uh... m-my-my face always has, u-uh, glue on it.<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} Oh. Really?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} You don't seem in control. We can't laugh at your clowning if we're concerned about you.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Why are you messing with Ms. Peyton? She's nice.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[yelling]'' I don't know why I do stuff, okay? I don't know why I'm yelling now!<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} I'm not gonna noogie you, but when you think about your actions today, I hope you noogie yourself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} I lost my fingerprints gluing that. We had to go to urgent care. I saw a drug addict!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Come on, boy, open up to me. I get it. I was in love with my school nurse. I would hurt myself on purpose just to see her. I'd fall off the monkey bars, bash my head into a wall, and sometimes I'd even fall off the monkey bars.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I've met her before.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So? I've met people. Lisa, [[Maggie]]. Uh... you!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What if you told her the... whatchamacallit?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} The truth?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that thing.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Wow, you actually helped.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I did. You know what? I think I'm finally ready to be a dad. I'm gonna tell my wife!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Look, sometimes there are awesome things in this world that aren't meant to be your awesome thing. You got to let it go. Trust me, there's other fish in the sea.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to {{ap|Molly|My Octopus and a Teacher}}]'' He's right. And you should also be in the sea. Hunting and killing those fish.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Ms. Peyton? I'm sorry I ruined everything. You probably won't believe this, but I had an octopus stuck to my face.<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} I believe you.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You do?<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} Yes, because I know, deep down, you want to be good. Also, your face is covered in tentacle hickeys.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} You're angry drowning boy. Oh, I-I'm so sorry. That's what I call you in my head.<br /> <br /> {{Season 33|Q}}</div>

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