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:'''[[Grampa]]''': Mona, I'll always remember raspberry trolley cars, because my mind is shot.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Then what was in the coffin?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date.
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:'''[[Gil]]''': You gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years! And my legal license expires in 15 minutes.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I barely know my mother. And every time I see her, she's taken away again. And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me.
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:'''[[Mona]]''': To reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza.
:'''[[Homer]]''': You sure know me, Mom.
:'''[[Mona]]''': Pizza was the first food he choked on.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw So why are you back in town?
:'''[[Mona]]''': I saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me, and I realized how much I missed him.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I made this when I was five. I had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place.
:'''[[Mona]]''': Hey, it was the '60s.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': What happened to Grandma is an outrage.
:'''[[Homer]]''': How do you figure?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': She was acquitted! Then they put her back in jail on a technicality!
:'''[[Homer]]''': You're right. People should only be let out of jail on technicalities.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, they're transferring Grandma to a federal prison tomorrow. I say we hit 'em where they live with a candlelight vigil.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison.

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+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Mona, I'll always remember raspberry trolley cars, because my mind is shot.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Then what was in the coffin?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Then what was in the coffin?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date.
+{{qf|Homer}} Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date.
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-:'''[[Gil]]''': You gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years! And my legal license expires in 15 minutes.
+{{qf|[[Gil]]}} You gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years! And my legal license expires in 15 minutes.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I barely know my mother. And every time I see her, she's taken away again. And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me.
+{{qf|Homer}} I barely know my mother. And every time I see her, she's taken away again. And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me.
 ----
-:'''[[Mona]]''': To reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza.
+{{qf|[[Mona]]}} To reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You sure know me, Mom.
+{{qf|Homer}} You sure know me, Mom.
-:'''[[Mona]]''': Pizza was the first food he choked on.
+{{qf|Mona}} Pizza was the first food he choked on.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw So why are you back in town?
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw So why are you back in town?
-:'''[[Mona]]''': I saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me, and I realized how much I missed him.
+{{qf|Mona}} I saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me, and I realized how much I missed him.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I made this when I was five. I had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place.
+{{qf|Homer}} I made this when I was five. I had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place.
-:'''[[Mona]]''': Hey, it was the '60s.
+{{qf|Mona}} Hey, it was the '60s.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What happened to Grandma is an outrage.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What happened to Grandma is an outrage.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': How do you figure?
+{{qf|Homer}} How do you figure?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': She was acquitted! Then they put her back in jail on a technicality!
+{{qf|Lisa}} She was acquitted! Then they put her back in jail on a technicality!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You're right. People should only be let out of jail on technicalities.
+{{qf|Homer}} You're right. People should only be let out of jail on technicalities.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, they're transferring Grandma to a federal prison tomorrow. I say we hit 'em where they live with a candlelight vigil.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, they're transferring Grandma to a federal prison tomorrow. I say we hit 'em where they live with a candlelight vigil.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison.
+{{qf|Homer}} Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison.
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-:'''Convict:''' I never want this trip to end. Because I'm getting executed when we stop.
+{{qf|Convict}} I never want this trip to end. Because I'm getting executed when we stop.
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