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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Top Goon|The Many Saints of Springfield}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Hey, guys. It&#039;s your favorite {{ap|YouTube|website}} family vloggers: the Simp...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Top Goon|The Many Saints of Springfield}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hey, guys. It's your favorite {{ap|YouTube|website}} family vloggers: the Simpsons.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Coinstar bought us a new house, and we're gonna give you the grand tour.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on in. Take your shoes off first. All 50 million of you. ''[laughs]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Now, we can't tell you where the new house is located because we value our privacy.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Which you know if you watched our last family therapy sesh where Marge begged me to stop filming our therapy seshes. Video link in bio.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} How you holding up, Krusty? Ready for number four?<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} I'm not gonna lie, number three feels like it's not done with me, but my agent said this is what talk shows are now, so... bring it on.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Next up, [[The Coagulator]]. A tuna melt dipped in funnel cake batter, then fried in hot mayonnaise. It clocks in at 300,000 on the Lethargo Scale.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ominous voice}} Attention, Internet. It is I, Truth Wizard. The Simpsons are not who you think they are, and I can't let these lies continue for even one more sec...<br /> {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} Milhouse, why are you sitting in the dark? You'll ruin your eyes.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Mom!<br /> {{qf|Luann}} The doctor said your nose can't support thicker glasses.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm recording a takedown. Get out.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm getting a hammer.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You never let me get the hammer!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Studio executive}} We got Maggie's room all set up for the ultimate immersive Nom-Nom experience.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh, one little hiccup. Maggie's terrified of Nom-Noms, especially the girl one.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Poor Maggie. Although I like the girl Nom-Nom. I like her a lot. I like the way her glasses have eyelashes and...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Um... in summary, I have concluded that the Simpsons are being held hostage by a major tech company. Now, I cannot say which one, but, um, follow the Google Doodles.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mike Wegman]]}} Let me tell you something, Homer Simpsons has done more for this country than Dr. Fauci and Dr. Pimple Popper combined. It's not his fault he has a trash son with a face like a lunch bag, okay? Leave Homer Simpsons alone! Leave him alone!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} What's up, guys? Today we had a whole cemetery parkour segment ready to go, but instead we've got a big announcement.<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} The location of the Simpsons' mansion has always been super secret, but we figured out where it is.<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We found clues in all their old videos. We're talking regional birdsongs, town-specific ice cream truck jingle. But the clincher? My mom's dating a guy who got fired from the post office, and he gave us their address.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} Shut up. I can't hear myself Shauna.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, Opal, our house had been built by a company we partnered with that, at that point, had only built NFTs of houses. ''[laughs]'' They installed the panic room door backwards.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You could get in, but you can't get out.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} We were trapped, and it was all Homer's fault.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What? You said it was nobody's fault.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} That's what I'm supposed to feel, but I'm not there yet.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We are completely offline now. I don't even check email anymore, but that's mainly 'cause we moved back to Evergreen Terrace, and our neighborino changed his Wi-Fi passwordily-durdily.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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