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|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]] [[Dan Castellaneta]] [[Nancy Cartwright]] [[Marcia Wallace]] [[Hank Azaria]] [[Harry Shearer]]
|characters = [[Lisa Simpson]] [[Groundskeeper Willie]] [[Bart Simpson]] [[Homer Simpson]] [[Edna Krabappel]] [[Coach Krupt]] [[Dewey Largo]]
|length = 6:25
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] '''Lyrics:''' [[Michael Price]]
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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'''"My Fair Laddy (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the thirtieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Adequate]]", "[[Not On My Clothes]]", "[[Indoors All Night]]", "[[Longing for the Shack]]" and "My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[My Fair Laddy]]".

== Lyrics ==
=== Adequate ===
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
:''Willie? I hope I'm not being too personal, but you seem resigned to a life of abject squalor.''

:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:'''
:''My family's used to it. Me grandfather used to get sent down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the canaries.''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Don't you ever hope for anything better?''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''Something better? For Willie?''

:All I want,
:Is a place sumwhere.

:''[pause]''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Annnnnd?''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''That's it.''

:'''[[Bart]]:'''
:''Maybe you could aim a little higher.''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''Well, let's see.''

:Oh, to have me shack rebuilt,
:Get my rotten teeth all dril't,
:Something on underneath me kilt.
:Oh, wouldn't it be adequate?

:Matching shoes for both me feet,
:Dining on untainted meat,
:A toilet what still has its seat.

:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:Oh, wouldn't it be adequate?

:'''Lisa and Bart:'''
:Adequate.
:Adequate.

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:Oh, wouldn't it be adequate?

:''Hmm. You're right, Lisa! I do want to better me lot. To live like a normal...''

:'''Bart:'''
:''Heeeeey, that's great, good night.''

=== Not On My Clothes ===
:'''Lisa:'''
:''[sighs] All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''What flows from me nose... Uh... It's no use. I'm not very cultured. I don't even have a last name!''

:'''Bart:'''
:''Care to concede that bet?''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''No! C'mon, Willie. I believe in you!''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Say it again!''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:What flows from the nose,
:Does not go on my clothes!

:'''Lisa:'''
:I think he's got it!
:Oh yes, he's got it!

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:What flows from the nose,
:Does not go on my clothes!

:'''Lisa:'''
:Where is that ghastly flow?

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:The nose! The nose!

:'''Lisa:'''
:And where should it not go?

:'''Homer:'''
:Blue pants! Blue pants!

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Dad! Get your own song!''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Fine.''

:I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
:Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

=== Indoors All Night ===
:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''If you ask me, the Royal Shakespeare Company's latest season was "much ado about nothing."''

:''[crowd laughs]''

:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:'''
:''Ha! I get that reference. And you can get me any time you want, handsome.''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''I would be delighted to dine with you on the twelfth.''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''You're a smash G. K.!''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''It feels so sublime! I feel like I...''

:Could be indoors all night,
:Could use a fork and knife,
:And never soil my suit.
:I could be so polite,
:Start not a single fight,
:And still not feel like a fruit.

:How very nice that there's no lice,
:In my hair,
:And my toenails I don't bite.
:Now that I've reached the stage,
:Where I'm not full of rage,
:I could be indoors,
:Indoors all night!

:''[everyone applauds]''

=== Longing for the Shack ===
:'''[[Coach Krupt]]:'''
:''Hey, Maitre d'!''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''May I help you, sir?''

:'''Coach Krupt:'''
:''These roles are stale! BOMBARDMENT!!! Bring me some more! BOMBARDMENT!!! And, uh, some nice tea for the lady please. BOMBARDMENT!!!''

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:''[sighs]''
:I've a fancy suit,
:And a clean white shirt,
:But I miss the days when tractor fumes,
:Blew up my skirt.
:I was freezing cold,
:And I slept in mold,
:But I long for the shack where I lived.

:She was true to me,
:My old home of wood,
:And when I passed out drunk from turpentine,
:She understood.
:Life was so sublime.

:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:'''
:Well, boo hoo, cuz I'm,
:Hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!

:''If I had your voice, I'd talk-sing everything!''

=== My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley ===
:''[music plays]''

== Behind the Laughter ==
The songs are all parodies of songs from ''{{W|My Fair Lady}}''. "Adequate" is a parody of "{{W|Wouldn't It Be Loverly}}", "Not On My Clothes" is a parody of "{{W|The Rain in Spain}}" and "{{W|Get Me to the Church on Time}}", "Indoors All Night" is a parody of "{{W|I Could Have Danced All Night}}" and "Longing for the Shack" is a parody of the song "{{W|On the Street Where You Live}}".

== Appearances ==
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}

[[Category:Medleys]]
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[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
[[Category:Songs by Marcia Wallace]]
[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]

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-'''"My Fair Laddy (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the thirtieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Adequate]]", "[[Not On My Clothes]]", "[[Indoors All Night]]", "[[Longing for the Shack]]" and "My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[My Fair Laddy]]".
+'''"My Fair Laddy (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the thirtieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[Adequate]]", "[[Not On My Clothes]]", "[[Blue Pants Mornin']]", "[[Indoors All Night]]", "[[Longing for the Shack]]" and "My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[My Fair Laddy]]".
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 :''Fine.''
 :I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
 :Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

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Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Marcia Wallace
Hank Azaria
H..."