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 :''[Homer is on a go-kart when his seat collapses, causing his butt to scrape the ground.]''
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Sir, your go-kart's broken!
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Sir, your go-kart's broken!
 {{qf|Homer}} No! I paid for fifty laps and I'm taking them!
 :''[Homer then has brief moments of laughter followed by brief moments of pain. He passes the lap sign, which goes from "2" to "3".]''

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 {{qf|Willie}} I feel like I..''[singing]'' could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil my suit! I could be so polite, start not a scene nor fight and still not feel like a fruit! How very nice that there's no lice in my hair, and my toenails I don't bite! Now that I've reached the stage where I'm not full of rage, I could be indoors, indoors, all night!
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-{{qf|Willie}} ''[sings to the tune of wouldn’t it be loverly]'' ''All I want is a place somewhere...''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''[sings to the tune of wouldn't it be loverly]'' ''All I want is a place somewhere...''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[pause]'' And?
 {{qf|Willie}} That's it.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|We're on the Road to D'ohwhere|The Seemingly Never-Ending Story}}
-{{qf|Willie}} ''[talking about the Home, Sweet Home sign Lisa made for him]'' You made that for me? ''[sniffles]'' I think I need a moment alone.
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[talking about the Home, Sweet Home sign Lisa made for him]'' You made that for me? ''[sniffles]'' I think I need a moment alone.
-{{qf|Lisa}} I understand. ''[leaves]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I understand. ''[leaves]''
-:''[when she's gone, Willie takes the sign off the wall and smashes it]''
+:''[When she's gone, Willie takes the sign off the wall and smashes it.]''
 {{qf|Willie}} I liked it the way it was!
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-:''[Marge is shocked by the ad on Homer's head when he turns out the lights]''
+:''[Marge is shocked by the ad on Homer's head when he turns out the lights.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} It glows in the dark!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It glows in the dark!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[nervously]'' It's not supposed to.
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-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!
+{{qf|[[Coach Krupt]]}} Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!
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-{{qf|Jimbo}} Look at her, trying to civilize Willie! That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in eighty days!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Look at her, trying to civilize Willie! That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in eighty days!
-{{qf|Kearney}} ''[has a thought]'' Eighty days? More than ample time to circumnavigate the globe.
+{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} ''[has a thought]'' Eighty days? More than ample time to circumnavigate the globe.
 {{qf|Jimbo}} Would you care to wager on that?
 {{qf|Kearney}} You're on!
-{{qf|Dolph}} I shall hold the money!
+{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} I shall hold the money!
-:''[pays Jimbo some money and then bikes off screen right. A few seconds later, a hot-air balloon appears going the opposite way]''
+:''[Pays Jimbo some money and then bikes off screen right. A few seconds later, a hot-air balloon appears going the opposite way.]''
-{{qf|Kearney (in balloon)}} To Istanbul!
+{{qf|Kearney}} ''[in balloon]'' To [[Istanbul]]!
 {{qf|Jimbo}} Wrong way, dingus!
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-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} Today we will be playing a game as old as pain itself, BOMBARDMENT.
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} Today we will be playing a game as old as pain itself, BOMBARDMENT.
-{{qf|Milhouse}} I'm intrigued! How do you play?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I'm intrigued! How do you play?
-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} DUCK OR DIE!
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} DUCK OR DIE!
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-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} VAN HOUTEN!
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} VAN HOUTEN!
-{{qf|Milhouse}} (sheepishly) Here, sir, but my doctor says no more bombardment
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[sheepishly]'' Here, sir, but my doctor says no more bombardment.
-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION! ''[the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse]'' MUNTZ!
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION! ''[the coach chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse]'' MUNTZ!
-{{qf|Nelson}} Do your worst! I'm drunk!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Do your worst! I'm drunk!
-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING! ''[the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson]''
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING! ''[the coach chucks a dodgeball at Nelson]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Good night, Willie!
 {{qf|Willie}} Good night! ''[hits himself on the head with a hammer, then falls asleep]''
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-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} ''[after he hits Bart with a ball]'' Son, are you all right?
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} ''[after he hits Bart with a ball]'' Son, are you all right?
 {{qf|Bart}} I think so...
-{{qf|Gym Teacher}} BOMBARDMENT!''[hits Bart with a ball again]''
+{{qf|Coach Krupt}} BOMBARDMENT!''[hits Bart with a ball again]''
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-{{qf|Bart (puts a water dodgeball in the freezer and takes out Lisa's saxophone)}} Why did I put this in here?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[puts a water dodgeball in the freezer and takes out Lisa's saxophone]'' Why did I put this in here?
-{{qf|Lisa}} My saxophone! ''[begins playing, but her lips get stuck]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} My saxophone! ''[begins playing, but her lips get stuck]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, now I remember!
-{{qf|Lisa (muffled)}} You jerk! I'm telling Mom!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[muffled]'' You jerk! I'm telling Mom!
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-:''[Homer is on a go-kart when his seat collapses, causing his butt to scrape the ground]''
+:''[Homer is on a go-kart when his seat collapses, causing his butt to scrape the ground.]''
 {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Sir, your go-kart's broken!
 {{qf|Homer}} No! I paid for fifty laps and I'm taking them!
 :''[Homer then has brief moments of laughter followed by brief moments of pain. He passes the lap sign, which goes from "2" to "3".]''
 ----
-{{qf|Groundskeeper Largo}} Oh for God's sake! ''[camera pulls out, revealing his tractor is on the school roof]'' How did I get up here?
+{{qf|[[Dewey Largo|Groundskeeper Largo]]}} Oh for God's sake! ''[camera pulls out, revealing his tractor is on the school roof]'' How did I get up here?
 {{qf|Willie}} I feel like I..''[singing]'' could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil my suit! I could be so polite, start not a scene nor fight and still not feel like a fruit! How very nice that there's no lice in my hair, and my toenails I don't bite! Now that I've reached the stage where I'm not full of rage, I could be indoors, indoors, all night!
 ----
 {{qf|Willie}} ''[sings to the tune of wouldn’t it be loverly]'' ''All I want is a place somewhere...''
-:'''Lisa: '''''(pause)''''' '''And?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[pause]'' And?
 {{qf|Willie}} That's it.
 {{qf|Bart}} Maybe you should aim a little higher.
-{{qf|Willie}} Hmm...Let's see... ''[continues singing]'' ''Oh, to have me shack rebuilt, Get my rotten teeth all drillt, something on underneath my kilt, oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, dining on untainted meat, a toilet what still has its seat.''
+{{qf|Willie}} Hmm... Let's see... ''[continues singing]'' ''Oh, to have me shack rebuilt, Get my rotten teeth all drillt, something on underneath my kilt, oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, dining on untainted meat, a toilet what still has its seat.''
-:''[zoom to Homer sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper]''
+:''[Zoom to Homer sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''Oh,wouldn't it be adequate?''
 {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} ''Adequate? Adequate?''
-{{qf|Willie}} ''Wouldn't it be adequate?(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down]''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''Wouldn't it be adequate?'' ''[tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[watching Super Bowl ad for blue pants]'' How long is this ad?
 {{qf|Executive}} I don't know. I've never made it to the end.
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-{{qf|Willie}} ''[singing) What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''[singing]'' ''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''I think he's got it, oh yeah, he's got it.''
-{{qf|Willie}} ''[in front of Lisa's mirror) What flows from the nose-''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''[in front of Lisa's mirror]'' ''What flows from the nose-''
 {{qf|Willie's mirror reflection}} ''-Does not go on my clothes.''
 {{qf|Willie}} Gah! A talking mirror! ''[takes a chair and smashes Lisa's mirror]'' Gah! ''[takes Bart and Lisa's noses and swoops them]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''Blue pants, blue pants!''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[stops singing]'' Dad, get your own song!
-{{qf|Homer}} Fine. ''[goes away singing) I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!''
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine. ''[goes away singing]'' ''I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!''
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-{{qf|Willie}} ''[singing)I've a fancy suit,and a clean white shirt, but I miss the days when tractor fumes blew up my skirt. I was freezing cold, and I slept in mold, but I long for the shack where I lived. She was true to me, my own home of wood, and when I passed out drunk from turpentine she understood. Life was so sublime-''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''[singing]'' ''I've a fancy suit,and a clean white shirt, but I miss the days when tractor fumes blew up my skirt. I was freezing cold, and I slept in mold, but I long for the shack where I lived. She was true to me, my own home of wood, and when I passed out drunk from turpentine she understood. Life was so sublime-''
-{{qf|Groundskeeper Largo}} ''-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing]''. If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Largo}} ''-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!'' ''[stops singing]'' If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Willie, do you want to stay at our house?
 {{qf|Willie}} I don't need your charity, just as long as I've got a pan over my head.
 {{qf|Marge}} That's a colander.
-{{qf|Willie (sees that Marge is right)}} So ''that's'' where all the soup went.
+{{qf|Willie}} ''[sees that Marge is right]'' So ''that's'' where all the soup went.
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-{{qf|Willie}} I feel like I... ''[singing) ''
+{{qf|Willie}} ''I feel like I...'' ''[singing]''
 :''Could be indoors all night,''
 :''Could use a fork, and knife,''

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	:'''Willie:''' ''(talking about the "Home, Sweet Home" sign Lisa made for him)'' "You made that for me?" ''(sniffles)'' "I think I need a moment alone."		:'''Willie:''' ''(talking about the "Home, Sweet Home" sign Lisa made for him)'' "You made that for me?" ''(sniffles)'' "I think I need a moment alone."

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 :'''Willie:''' I feel like I... ''(singing) ''
+:''Could be indoors all night,''
-''Could be indoors all night,''
+:''Could use a fork, and knife,''
+:''and never soil my suit!''
-''Could use a fork, and knife,''
+:''I could be so polite''
+:''Start not a single fight''
-''and never soil my suit!''
+:''And still not feel like a fruit!''
+:''How very nice''
-''I could be so polite''
+:''That there's no lice''
+:''In my hair.''
-''Start not a single fight''
+:''And my toe-nails I don't bite.''
+:''Now that I've reached the stage''
-''And still not feel like a fruit!''
+:''Where I'm not full of rage''
+:''I could be indoors''
-''How very nice''
+:''Indoors all night!''
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 :'''Homer:''' ''(nervously)'' "It's not supposed to."
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-:'''Gym Teacher:''' "Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!" [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy1.mp3 audio clip part 1] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy2.mp3 audio clip part 2] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy3.mp3 audio clip part 3]
+:'''Gym Teacher:''' "Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!"
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 :'''Jimbo:''' "Look at her, trying to civilize Willie! That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in eighty days!"
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 :'''Gym Teacher:''' "Today we will be playing a game as old as pain itself, BOMBARDMENT."
 :'''Milhouse:''' "I'm intrigued! How do you play?"
-:'''Gym Teacher:''' "DUCK OR DIE!"  [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy1.mp3 audio clip part 1] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy2.mp3 audio clip part 2] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy3.mp3 audio clip part 3]
+:'''Gym Teacher:''' "DUCK OR DIE!"
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 :'''Gym Teacher:''' "VAN HOUTEN!"
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 :'''Gym Teacher:''' "WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION!" ''(the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse)'' "MUNTZ!"
 :'''Nelson:''' "Do your worst! I'm drunk!"
-:'''Gym Teacher:''' "Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING!" ''(the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson)''  [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy1.mp3 audio clip part 1] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy2.mp3 audio clip part 2] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy3.mp3 audio clip part 3]
+:'''Gym Teacher:''' "Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING!" ''(the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson)''
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 :'''Lisa:''' "Good night, Willie!"
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 :'''Gym Teacher:''' ''(after he hits Bart with a ball)'' "Son, are you all right?"
 :'''Bart:''' "I think so..."
-:'''Gym Teacher:''' "BOMBARDMENT!"''(hits Bart with a ball again)''  [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy1.mp3 audio clip part 1] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy2.mp3 audio clip part 2] [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy3.mp3 audio clip part 3]
+:'''Gym Teacher:''' "BOMBARDMENT!"''(hits Bart with a ball again)''
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 :'''Bart (puts a water dodgeball in the freezer and takes out Lisa's saxophone):''' "Why did I put this in here?"
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 :'''Groundskeeper Largo:''' "Oh for God's sake!" ''(camera pulls out, revealing his tractor is on the school roof)'' How did I get up here?
 :'''Willie:''' "I feel like I.."''(singing)'' could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil my suit! I could be so polite, start not a scene nor fight and still not feel like a fruit! How very nice that there's no lice in my hair, and my toenails I don't bite! Now that I've reached the stage where I'm not full of rage, I could be indoors, indoors, all night!
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 :'''Willie:''' ''(sings to the tune of "wouldn’t it be loverly")'' ''"All I want is a place somewhere..."''
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 :'''Homer:''' ''"Oh,wouldn't it be adequate?"''
 :'''Bart and Lisa:''' ''"Adequate? Adequate?"''
-:'''Willie:''' ''"Wouldn't it be adequate?"(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down)'' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy4.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Willie:''' ''"Wouldn't it be adequate?"(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down)''
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 :'''Homer:''' ''(watching Super Bowl ad for blue pants)'' "How long is this ad?"
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 :'''Homer:''' ''"Blue pants, blue pants"!''
 :'''Lisa:''' ''(stops singing)'' "Dad, get your own song!"
-:'''Homer:''' Fine. ''(goes away singing) "I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!"'' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy7.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Homer:''' Fine. ''(goes away singing) "I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!"''
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 :'''Willie:''' ''(singing)I've a fancy suit,and a clean white shirt, but I miss the days when tractor fumes blew up my skirt. I was freezing cold, and I slept in mold, but I long for the shack where I lived. She was true to me, my own home of wood, and when I passed out drunk from turpentine she understood. Life was so sublime-''
-:'''Groundskeeper Largo:''' ''"-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing)''. If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!" [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy11.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Groundskeeper Largo:''' ''"-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing)''. If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!"
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 :'''Marge:''' "Willie, do you want to stay at our house?"
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 ''I could be indoors''
-''Indoors all night!'' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/laddy9.mp3 audio clip]
+''Indoors all night!''
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
 :'''Willie:''' ''(talking about the "Home, Sweet Home" sign Lisa made for him)'' "You made that for me?" ''(sniffles)'' "I think I need a moment alone."
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 ''Indoors all night!''
-{{Season 17 Q}}
+{{Season 17|Q}}