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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Muscularly Endowed Privateer
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Sexy Pirate]], [[Marge]]
|optional = [[Luann]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Muscularly Endowed Privateer''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update. It requires the [[Sexy Pirate]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar… she… blows.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You have some nerve-- oh! I didn't see you there. Hello, captain. Did you just sail into port?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Aye, miss. And I be on the lookout for plunder and pillage. Of the late-thirties female variety.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I'm married. Although to a pirate significantly less… SEXY… than yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Luann Succumb to Flattery|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]|char=[[Luann]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Have you killed many men in battle, you sexy, dangerous man?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Aye. I have killed the sexiest number of men -- nine.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar… she… blows.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|I bet you use that lame pick-up line on women all the time.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes. I lack imagination, due to my overall low intelligence. But I make up for it with incredible sexiness.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am happily married to an even sexier pirate: Mr. Homer J. Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He must be very sexy indeed. Which is exactly why I MUST steal his woman!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Get away from my wife before I rip out your seductive heart and cram it down your arousing throat!}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Sexily, I comply.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why don't you go back to the sea, you titillating jerk?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I… I cannot. I hang my luscious head in shame.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why can't you go to sea? You're a sexy PIRATE, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Sexy, I am. But a pirate? No. I was born, you see, in a [[Florida]] theme park.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Raised from ravishing birth, I was, to play the role of Sexy Pirate, a character from a beloved movie franchise.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|At the age of two, I could apply eye liner to my perfect face. I could tie a scarf at three. But I never learned the ways of the sea.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I am a fraud! A disgusting, chiseled, irresistible, sensual fraud!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|I am tired of living a super hot lie.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You poor, gorgeous man. Get it all out.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Tired of sculpting my flawless physique in the gym. Tired of yearning to make love to my own reflection.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But most of all, I am tired of being able to take any woman I want, at any time. In any way. Anywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You don't have to be sexy anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It is true? Can I truly stop lying, and happily grow as disgusting as you?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ahhh… after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Boo}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson! You've ruined our sexy pirate!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Ruined? Why, I've merely shown him a world of sloth and obesity, a heaven all men are entitled to.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, Homer. Alas, the desperate housewife is correct. A lazy slob, I cannot be.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Sexy pirates are put on this earth to tantalize. Without us, the lives of women everywhere are meaningless.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I see that now. I thank you, Homer, for the brief glimpse of paradise you have given me.}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|Now, to sexiness I return. Avast, ye middle aged ladies. Objectify me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
{{TB|I will never forget the taste of donuts. But my place is in the weight room!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Time Traveling Toaster}}

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 |name = Muscularly Endowed Privateer
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
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 |characters = [[Sexy Pirate]], [[Marge]]
 |optional = [[Luann]]
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows.}}
-{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|I bet you use that lame pick-up line on women all the time.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar… she… blows.}}
+{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|You have some nerve-- oh! I didn't see you there. Hello, captain. Did you just sail into port?}}
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 {{TB|Aye, miss. And I be on the lookout for plunder and pillage. Of the late-thirties female variety.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|But I'm married. Although to a pirate significantly less… SEXY… than yourself.}}
+{{TB|But I'm married. Although to a pirate significantly less... SEXY... than yourself.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 {{TB|Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers.}}
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar… she… blows.}}
+{{TB|Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
 {{TB|I bet you use that lame pick-up line on women all the time.}}
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 {{TB|Why don't you go back to the sea, you titillating jerk?}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I… I cannot. I hang my luscious head in shame.}}
+{{TB|I... I cannot. I hang my luscious head in shame.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Why can't you go to sea? You're a sexy PIRATE, right?}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Ahhh… after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!}}
+{{TB|Ahhh... after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}