Murder on the Monorail Express!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Mrs. Vanderbilt]]:''' They say they've made the monorail much fancier!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, I her it's classier than the Queen's underpants!
:'''[[Cletus]]:''' It's so swank, I'm gonna kick myself offa it! Git out, ya' filthy bumpkin!
:'''[[Cletus]]:''' I...er...ah.. declare this Monorail officially re-opened! And to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, we are banning bad luck Homer Simpson from ever riding on it!
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:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Hello, Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaah! Sideshow Bob!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Don't worry about old Sideshow Bob, here. We're handcuffed together! I'm taking him to his parole hearing downton. The monorail is the fastest way there!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sideshow Bob has been murdered!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' He's deader than Fidget Spinner jokes!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' If an improv company comes out now to start a murder mystery show, I swerar...
:'''[[Snake]]:''' Like, who could have done it?
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:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Don't worry, i'll solve the murder, or my name's not Columbo!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's Poisson!
:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Poison, huh? We're goff to a good start!
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:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Hey! Where's Sideshow Bob's body?
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!

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	{{qf\|[[Ned Flanders]]}} The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!		{{qf\|[[Ned Flanders]]}} The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!
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-:'''[[Mrs. Vanderbilt]]:''' They say they've made the monorail much fancier!
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Vanderbilt]]}} They say they've made the monorail much fancier!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, I her it's classier than the Queen's underpants!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, I her it's classier than the Queen's underpants!
-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' It's so swank, I'm gonna kick myself offa it! Git out, ya' filthy bumpkin!
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} It's so swank, I'm gonna kick myself offa it! Git out, ya' filthy bumpkin!
-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' I...er...ah.. declare this Monorail officially re-opened! And to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, we are banning bad luck Homer Simpson from ever riding on it!
+{{qf|Cletus}} I...er...ah.. declare this Monorail officially re-opened! And to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, we are banning bad luck Homer Simpson from ever riding on it!
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-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Hello, Bart!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Hello, Bart!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaah! Sideshow Bob!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aaaah! Sideshow Bob!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Don't worry about old Sideshow Bob, here. We're handcuffed together! I'm taking him to his parole hearing downton. The monorail is the fastest way there!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Don't worry about old Sideshow Bob, here. We're handcuffed together! I'm taking him to his parole hearing downton. The monorail is the fastest way there!
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sideshow Bob has been murdered!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sideshow Bob has been murdered!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' He's deader than Fidget Spinner jokes!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} He's deader than Fidget Spinner jokes!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' If an improv company comes out now to start a murder mystery show, I swerar...
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} If an improv company comes out now to start a murder mystery show, I swerar...
-:'''[[Snake]]:''' Like, who could have done it?
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Like, who could have done it?
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-:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Don't worry, i'll solve the murder, or my name's not Columbo!
+{{qf|[[Homercule Poisson]]}} Don't worry, i'll solve the murder, or my name's not Columbo!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's Poisson!
+{{qf|Bart}} It's Poisson!
-:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Poison, huh? We're goff to a good start!
+{{qf|Homercule Poisson}} Poison, huh? We're goff to a good start!
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-:'''[[Homercule Poisson]]:''' Hey! Where's Sideshow Bob's body?
+{{qf|Homercule Poisson}} Hey! Where's Sideshow Bob's body?
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!