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|episode=Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
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:'''Homer''': Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
----
:'''Channel 6 TV Announcer''': You're watching Channel 6, Springfield's home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
----
:'''Marge''': There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
----
:'''Professor John Frink''': (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
----
:'''Grampa''': (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before.
----
:'''Lisa''': Krusty, I don't usually give advice to Republicans. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
----
:'''Bart''': Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
:'''Krusty''': How could you vote? You're only 10!
:'''Bart''': This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
----
:'''Krusty''': I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
:(the crowd gasps)
:'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay yi yi!
:'''Krusty''': What'd I say? What'd I say?
:'''Bumblebee Man''': You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves!
:'''Krusty''': Oh! So that's why my maid quit.
----
:'''Krusty''': I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper)
:'''Bart''': Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
:'''Krusty''': That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5.
:'''Bart''': Can I keep this?
:'''Krusty''': Sure, no 12 off my ass.
----
:'''Homer''': I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact.
:'''Marge''': How can you say that?
:'''Homer''': It's just an expression, Marge.
----
:'''Krusty''': Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
:'''Mr. Burns''': Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
:'''Krusty''': Russian hooker. You tell me.
----
:'''Kent Brockman''': This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
----
:'''Ralph''' [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
:'''Cookie Kwan''': It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
:'''Homer''': Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
:'''Ralph''': I'm walking away. [walks away]
----
:'''Mr. Burns''': Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
:'''Dracula''': And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
:'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent!
----
{{Season 14 Q}}

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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]].
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
-{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
+{{qf|{{ap|Count Dracula|Republican}}}} And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent!
 {{Season 14|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Star Is Born Again|C.E. D'oh}}
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmmm... promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Channel 6]] TV announcer}} You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[moving across the floor on a toilet]'' I've had this dream before.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side... for once.
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Channel 6]] TV announcer}} You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for [[Krusty the Clown]], now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
+{{qf|[[Channel 6]] TV announcer}} You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Professor John Frink]]}} (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
+{{qf|[[Professor John Frink]]}} ''[pedaling a flying contraption in the air]'' If I stop pedaling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[moving across the floor on a toilet]'' I've had this dream before.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} [[Krusty]], I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
+{{qf|Bart}} Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
-{{qf|Krusty}} How could you vote? You're only 10!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} How could you vote? You're only 10!
 {{qf|Bart}} This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
 ----
-{{qf|Krusty}} I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
+{{qf|Krusty}} I vow to reach out to the Latino community! ''[in Spanish]'' Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
-:''[the crowd gasps]''
+:''[The crowd gasps.]''
 {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay yi yi!
 {{qf|Krusty}} What'd I say? What'd I say?
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{qf|Mr.Burns}} No problem, we'll just say you were on a fact finding mission.
 {{qf|Krusty}} I did find out one fact, she was a guy!
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent [[John Armstrong]]. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 ----
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]].
-{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]}} All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
-{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} And my good friend [[Frankenstein]] is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
+{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent!
 {{Season 14|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Star Is Born Again|C.E. D'oh}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
 ----
-:'''[[Channel 6]] TV announcer''': You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for [[Krusty the Clown]], now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
+{{qf|[[Channel 6]] TV announcer}} You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for [[Krusty the Clown]], now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor John Frink]]''': (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
+{{qf|[[Professor John Frink]]}} (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': [[Krusty]], I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
+{{qf|Bart}} [[Krusty]], I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
-:'''Krusty''': How could you vote? You're only 10!
+{{qf|Krusty}} How could you vote? You're only 10!
-:'''Bart''': This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
+{{qf|Bart}} This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
+{{qf|Krusty}} I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
-:(the crowd gasps)
+:''[the crowd gasps]''
-:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay yi yi!
+{{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay yi yi!
-:'''Krusty''': What'd I say? What'd I say?
+{{qf|Krusty}} What'd I say? What'd I say?
-:'''Bumblebee Man''': You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves!
+{{qf|Bumblebee Man}} You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves!
-:'''Krusty''': Oh! So that's why my maid quit.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Oh! So that's why my maid quit.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper)
+{{qf|Krusty}} I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper)
-:'''Bart''': Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
-:'''Krusty''': That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5.
+{{qf|Krusty}} That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5.
-:'''Bart''': Can I keep this?
+{{qf|Bart}} Can I keep this?
-:'''Krusty''': Sure, no 12 off my ass.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Sure, no 12 off my ass.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact.
+{{qf|Homer}} I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact.
-:'''Marge''': How can you say that?
+{{qf|Marge}} How can you say that?
-:'''Homer''': It's just an expression, Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's just an expression, Marge.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
+{{qf|Krusty}} Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
-:'''Krusty''': Russian hooker. You tell me.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Russian hooker. You tell me.
-:'''Mr.Burns''': No problem, we'll just say you were on a fact finding mission.
+{{qf|Mr.Burns}} No problem, we'll just say you were on a fact finding mission.
-:'''Krusty''': I did find out one fact, she was a guy!
+{{qf|Krusty}} I did find out one fact, she was a guy!
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well if Eddie Murphy can go on to play Dr. Dolittle I suppose we can make this work. Congratulations Krusty, you're running for congress!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent [[John Armstrong]]. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent [[John Armstrong]]. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]''' [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} ''[to Homer]'' I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
-:'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
+{{qf|[[Cookie Kwan]]}} It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
-:'''Homer''': Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
+{{qf|Homer}} Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
-:'''Ralph''': I'm walking away. [walks away]
+{{qf|Ralph}} I'm walking away. ''[walks away]''
 ----
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]].
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]].
-:'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
+{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]}} All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
-:'''[[Count Dracula]]''': And my good friend [[Frankenstein]] is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
+{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} And my good friend [[Frankenstein]] is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent!
 {{Season 14|Q}}

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