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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Mr. McGrew's Excellent Adventure
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Mr. McGrew]]
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Lou]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]]
|internal = MrMcGrewsExcellentAdventure
|id = 263034 - 263037
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Mr. McGrew's Excellent Adventure''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}} content update. It requires [[Mr. McGrew]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Greetings and salutations, my good sir!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hey Lou, what's with the old guy talking to the yield sign?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we are only a few blocks from the Retirement Castle. And it's a stop sign.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Everybody else stops. The chief of police yields.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My my, you've lost weight. Rail thin, I'd say. Now, now, no need to go red-faced with embarrassment.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is he breaking any laws?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Don't think so, Chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, maybe there should be a law against confusing a police chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|That'd lock up a lot of people.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|What'd you say, Lou?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Nothin', Chief.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. McGrew Have a Polite Conversation With a Stop Sign|4 hours|a [[Stop Sign]], [[Retirement Castle]], [[Golden Exits Retirement Farm]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Dream About Imprisoning Confusing People|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]], [[Golden Exits Retirement Farm]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Wonder why He's Paid so Little|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]], [[Golden Exits Retirement Farm]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|You take care of yourself! See you!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Oh boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You okay there, chief?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|I was thinking about imprisoning everyone who confused me. And then how much paperwork I'd have to fill out. Really took it out of me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can imagine.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Taxi! Taxi! {{*}}climbs into a potted plant{{*}} Sir, your back seat is quite filthy and full of roots.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Come on, Lou. Let's get out of here before someone expects us to do something about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Right behind you, Chief.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Excuse me, sir. Kindly refrain from touching anything in the store until after you have purchased it. And kindly refrain from touching it then, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}talks to a Radioactive Man cardboard standup{{*}} Where were you when that swimming pool stepped in front of me?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh. You're that rich and senile old man that everyone is talking about. Kindly refrain from talking to expensive memorabilia during any of your delusions.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah! My adoring fans have arrived!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. McGrew Greet the People|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Lock the Door to the Store|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}runs into the front door of the store{{*}} So, it's fisticuffs you want? Then it's fisticuffs you shall have!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Excuse me! Kindly refrain from smudging the front door of my establishment. {{Ch|Stan Lee}} breathed on it once.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You haven't seen the last of Ebenezer McGrew! {{*}}walks into the door again{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Time for a visit to the old watering hole.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Moe's. What can I get you?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not now, Harlot. I wish to speak to the barkeep.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Harlot? I've heard a lot of insults thrown my way, but that's a new one.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}speaking to the pool table{{*}} A pint of your finest ale!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Comin' right up.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|You're going to serve him, even though he's already talking to the pool table?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, bud. If I stopped serving people who couldn't pick me out from the pool cues, I'd lose half my customer base.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm really a dangerous enabler.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Get Mr. McGrew a Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Moe]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. McGrew Attempt to Converse With Billiard Balls|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Devious}}
{{TB|All right, one pint of our finest ale.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, but my answer is still no. You are beautiful, my lady, but my heart belongs to another.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Okay, if you're calling me beautiful, I gotta cut you off. One more case of alcohol poisoning and they'll pull my license.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Home at last. Time to see if any visitors have come calling.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Marie! I haven't seen you in some time! {{*}}talks to a stovepipe oven{{*}} And do my eyes deceive me? Are you with child?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. McGrew Bump Into an Old Friend|4 hours|[[Mr. McGrew's Stovepipe Oven]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}looks around to see if anyone is nearby{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Confused two policemen, an obsessive-compulsive shop clerk, and a self-loathing bartender, not to mention Sky Finger. All in all…a successful afternoon's outing.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}winks{{*}} McGrew, you've undone it again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W|Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/A Christmas Peril}}

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 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Okay, if you're calling me beautiful, I gotta cut you off. One more case of alcohol poisoning and they'll pull my license.}}
-{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 === Pt. 4 ===
 {{Table|
-{{THT|After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|If [[Mr. McGrew's Stovepipe Oven]] is owned<br>After tapping on Mr. McGrew's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
 {{TB|Home at last. Time to see if any visitors have come calling.}}

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 {{TB|{{*}}looks around to see if anyone is nearby{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Confused two policemen, an obsessive-compulsive shop clerk, and a self-loathing bartender, not to mention Sky Finger. All in all…a successful afternoon's outing.}}
+{{TB|Confused two policemen, an obsessive-compulsive shop clerk, and a self-loathing bartender, not to mention Sky Finger. All in all...a successful afternoon's outing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}winks{{*}} McGrew, you've undone it again!}}

Mr. McGrew's Excellent Adventure - Revision history

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