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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad! Mom is gonna leave you.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters—they sit peacefully for years until they explode in a fireball ruining everything you own.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Lisa}} Mom packed her bags.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Homer}} Which suitcase? The one with the broken wheel? Because she won't get more than a block away with that.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Lisa}} She fixed the wheel.</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! Mom is gonna leave you.</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} Stop drinking? That</ins>'<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">s </ins>like <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">asking </ins>a <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">golfer to stop drinking</ins>!</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Lisa:''' Mom packed her bags.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Homer:''' Which suitcase? The one with the broken wheel? Because she won't get more than </del>a <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">block away with that.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Lisa:''' She fixed the wheel.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''</del>Homer<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:''' Stop </del>drinking<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">? That</del>'s <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">like asking a golfer to stop drinking</del>!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} Ned, I have to quit </ins>drinking<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">. Now!</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Al right, soberino, it</ins>'s <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">just 12 simple steps.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|Homer}} Oh, 12?</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Homer:''' Ned, I have to quit drinking. Now!</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Ned<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} </ins>Okay, step one: admit you're powerless.</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''[[Ned]]:''' Al right, soberino, it's just 12 simple steps.</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} </ins>I'm powerless. Boom! Done.</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Homer:''' Oh, 12?</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Ned<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} </ins>Step two: admit there is a power greater than yourself.</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Ned:''' Fine. Nine.</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|</ins>Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}} </ins>Um, if I'm powerless, isn't every power greater than myself?</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Valerie]]}} So I suppose you want to tell me your SATs.</ins></div></td></tr>
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! Mom is gonna leave you.<br />
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters -- they sit peacefully for years until they explode in a fireball ruining everything you own.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Mom packed her bags.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Which suitcase? The one with the broken wheel? Because she won't get more than a block away with that.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' She fixed the wheel.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, God!<br />
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:'''Homer:''' Stop drinking? That's like asking a golfer to stop drinking!<br />
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:'''Homer:''' Ned, I have to quit drinking. Now!<br />
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Al right, soberino, it's just 12 simple steps.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, 12?<br />
:'''Ned:''' Fine. Nine.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh!<br />
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:'''Ned:''' Okay, step one: admit you're powerless.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm powerless. Boom! Done.<br />
:'''Ned:''' Step two: admit there is a power greater than yourself.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Um, if I'm powerless, isn't every power greater than myself?<br />
:'''Ned:''' This is the 12 steps, not 20 questions. Now, make a decision to turn your life to God.<br />
:'''Homer:''' ''[Scoffs]'' God. He's in every deal, like undercoating. Fine.<br />
:'''Ned:''' Make a searching moral inventory of yourself.<br />
:'''Homer:''' If I have one tiny flaw, it's that I have many enormous flaws.<br />
:'''Ned:''' Admit the nature of your wrongs.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Well, I'm not the best parallel parker.<br />
:'''Ned:''' Are you ready for God to remove these defects?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven, I order you to fix me.<br />
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:'''[[Valerie]]:''' So I suppose you want to tell me your SATs.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Very much. But I won't.<br />
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{{Season 29|Q}}</div>
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