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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: ’ → &#039; (4)</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 23:02, April 26, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l9" >Line 9:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 9:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hydro power! Hmph! 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a>}} With our country prosperous and at peace, and with <a href="/wiki/The_Grateful_Dead" title="The Grateful Dead">The Grateful Dead</a> no longer touring, America&#039;s malcontents—hippies, if you will...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} With our country prosperous and at peace, and with [[The Grateful Dead]] no longer touring, America's malcontents—hippies, if you will—are bored. But now they've rediscovered an old nemesis: nuclear power.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} We're here with C. Montgomery Burns, owner of the Springfield nuclear power plant. Mr. Burns, while nuclear power does present a slight risk of destroying life on Earth, other energy forms have their foibles. Isn't that right?<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} That's true, Kent. Take solar power, for instance. It's a question of reliability. Simply assuming that because the sun rose today, it will rise tomorrow might be good enough for sally sun-bather and Johnny wheat-farmer... ...but when it comes time to power up my electric barbed wire fence, I need to be sure!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} What about hydro power?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hydro power! Hmph! In my day, a gentleman knew that water was for two things only: watering horses and reviving bare-knuckle boxers!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Burns, what about wind power? It’s a bit old-fashioned but...<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Wind power?! While we’re at it, let’s turn back the clock and live without science’s other great gifts like pureed food and napalm!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, on the slim, slim chance that there is a melt-down that decimates the planet, any tips?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Frankly I welcome it. Since we licked the ruskies, a meltdown is my best chance to make use of my 38 room bunker. It seems a shame to waste it.<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Hmm... when you put it that way...<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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