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:'''[[Homer]]''': Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]''': If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hands off the chrome, homedome.
:'''[[Homer]]''': What?
:'''[[Bart]]''': That's my ride, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nope. Bought and paid for.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Wow. That's some lawnmower.
:'''[[Bart]]''': We need to talk, Milhouse.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
:'''[[Bart]]''': About how you're laid off.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
:'''[[Cletus]]''': My name's Cletus.
:'''[[Bart]]''': That would been my second guess.
:'''[[Cletus]]''': Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n ya'll know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
:'''[[Cletus]]''': If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, ya'll givin' me back mah bizness.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... ya'll!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
:'''[[Bart]]''': He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television

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	{{qf\|Bart}} He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television		{{qf\|Bart}} He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
+{{qf|Homer}} Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
+{{qf|Homer}} If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hands off the chrome, homedome.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hands off the chrome, homedome.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What?
+{{qf|Homer}} What?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': That's my ride, Homer.
+{{qf|Bart}} That's my ride, Homer.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
+{{qf|Homer}} Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Nope. Bought and paid for.
+{{qf|Bart}} Nope. Bought and paid for.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Wow. That's some lawnmower.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow. That's some lawnmower.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': We need to talk, Milhouse.
+{{qf|Bart}} We need to talk, Milhouse.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': About how you're laid off.
+{{qf|Bart}} About how you're laid off.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
+{{qf|Bart}} Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
-:'''[[Cletus]]''': My name's Cletus.
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} My name's Cletus.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': That would been my second guess.
+{{qf|Bart}} That would been my second guess.
-:'''[[Cletus]]''': Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n ya'll know what's good for y'all!  Let's settle this like men, young'un.
+{{qf|Cletus}} Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n y'all know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
+{{qf|Bart}} Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
-:'''[[Cletus]]''': If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, ya'll givin' me back mah bizness.
+{{qf|Cletus}} If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, y'all givin' me back mah bizness.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... ya'll!
+{{qf|Bart}} I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... y'all!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
+{{qf|Marge}} I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
+{{qf|Homer}} Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television
+{{qf|Bart}} He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television