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Randomno: NVM did all via Notepad, the brackets need to be fixed though.

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NVM did all via Notepad, the brackets need to be fixed though.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Mr. Smithers.
-{{qf|Smithers}}: ''[sees Bart and Lisa]'' Oh great. It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well, take your prying eyes elsewhere.
+{{qf|Smithers}} ''[sees Bart and Lisa]'' Oh great. It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well, take your prying eyes elsewhere.
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-{{qf|Bart}}: ''[checking out the trees]'' Is there maple syrup in this one?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[checking out the trees]'' Is there maple syrup in this one?
 {{qf|Smithers}} There isn't any food in any of these trees. Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, I'm not gonna get fired. Is there any gold in this mountain?

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 {{qf|Homer}} Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, well, I'm older than you… You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, well, I'm older than you... You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.
 {{qf|Homer}} No, sir, I am not.
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun!
-{{qf|Ranger}} Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.
+{{qf|[[Ranger]]}} Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We'll help you.
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 {{qf|Smithers}} How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you. Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!
-:''["boney old behind" is heard echoing across the mountain]''
+:''["Boney old behind" is heard echoing across the mountain.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why, thank you, Simpson! I have been watching my figure.
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 {{qf|Ranger}} I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[from below]'' Hi, Mom!
-:''[Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge]''
+:''[Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} There they are! Let me down here.
 {{qf|Ranger}} Sorry. There's no way off till we get to the top, and even then it's sort of tricky.
 {{qf|Marge}} All right, kids, we'll meet you at the top! Just be careful!
-{{qf|Ranger}} Uh, actually, I'm a little more concerned about us. ''[A support beam for the lift chair snaps in half.]'' Um, do you know how to weld?
+{{qf|Ranger}} Uh, actually, I'm a little more concerned about us. ''[a support beam for the lift chair snaps in half]'' Um, do you know how to weld?
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have several hours before the others arrive, let's say we get comfy. ''[turns on the fuse box]'' Now we have electricity. ''[turns on the gas]'' This propane tank will supply us with heat. And this doorknob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Teamwork is overrated.
 {{qf|Homer}} Huh?
-{{qf|Bart}} Think about it. I mean, what ''team'' was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
+{{qf|Bart}} Think about it. I mean, what ''team'' was [[Babe Ruth]] on? Who knows.
 {{qf|Lisa and Marge}} Yankees.
 {{qf|Bart}} Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

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 :'''Smithers:''' Fine, good. I don't care anymore.
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-:'''Lenny:''' ''[standing with a liquor bottle in his hand]'' That old goat can't fire me! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mi... ''[falls in a hole, screaming; thud]''
+:'''Lenny:''' ''[standing with a liquor bottle in his hand]'' That old goat can't fire me! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mi... ''[falls in a hole, screaming; thud]'' Aw nuts!
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 :'''Bart:''' No, ''after'' 12!
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-'''Marge''': Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children.
+:'''Marge:''' Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children.
-'''Ranger''': Have you checked the woods?
+:'''Ranger:''' Have you checked the woods?
-'''Marge''': No.
+:'''Marge:''' No.
-'''Ranger''': Hmm. Follow me. We'll take the chair lift. It'll give us an eagle-eye view of the area directly beneath the chair lift.
+:'''Ranger:''' Hmm. Follow me. We'll take the chair lift. It'll give us an eagle-eye view of the area directly beneath the chair lift.
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-'''Homer''': You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
+:'''Homer''' You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
-'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.
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-'''Mr. Burns''': Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
-'''Smithers''': 45 seconds.
+:'''Smithers:''' 45 seconds.
-'''Mr. Burns''': And what's our time so far?
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' And what's our time so far?
-'''Smithers''': I don't know, sir. This stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes.
+:'''Smithers:''' I don't know, sir. This stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes.
-'''Mr. Burns''': Damnation! What kind of slow coaches do I have working for me?
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Damnation! What kind of slow coaches do I have working for me?
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-'''Homer''': I think I won, Mr. Burns.
+:'''Homer:''' I think I won, Mr. Burns.
-'''Mr. Burns''': (in an evil voice) Yes. You won, all right. You won more than you bargained for.
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' (in an evil voice) Yes. You won, all right. You won more than you bargained for.
-'''Homer''': Woo-hoo!
+:'''Homer:''' Woo-hoo!
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 '''Smithers''': Each two-man team will work its way through the wilderness to a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain. The routes are treacherous, so use your maps.

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-'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I've seen more orderly behavior in a Ritz Brothers film! You all need a serious lesson in teamwork!
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've seen more orderly behavior in a {{w|Ritz Brothers}} film! You all need a serious lesson in teamwork!
-'''[[Carl]]''': (referring to Lenny) Maybe he does, but I don't.
+:'''[[Carl]]:''' ''[referring to Lenny]'' Maybe he does, but I don't.
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-'''Mr. Burns''': Tell me, Simpson, if an opportunity arose for taking a small short-cut, you wouldn't be averse to taking it, would you?
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Tell me, Simpson, if an opportunity arose for taking a small short-cut, you wouldn't be averse to taking it, would you?
-'''[[Homer]]''': Hmm, not as such.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Hmm, not as such.
-'''Mr. Burns''': Neither would I. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift, or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well I say, "Cheating is the gift man gives himself."
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Neither would I. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift, or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well I say, "Cheating is the gift man gives himself."
-'''Homer''': Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat!
+:'''Homer:''' Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat!
-'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent!
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Excellent!
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-'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, can Lisa and I play outside... away from the bear?
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, can Lisa and I play outside... away from the bear?
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-'''[[Smithers]]''': Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
+:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
-'''Mr. Burns''': Yes, well, you've been bit of a pill lately.
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Yes, well, you've been bit of a pill lately.
-'''Smithers''': Why do we always fight on vacation?
+:'''Smithers:''' Why do we always fight on vacation?
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-'''Carl''': According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
+:'''Carl:''': According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
-'''[[Lenny]]''': Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them, um, metaphorical things.
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them, um, metaphorical things.
-'''Carl''': Oh, yeah, yeah. Like maybe the "cabin" is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.
+:'''Carl:''' Oh, yeah, yeah. Like maybe the "cabin" is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.
-'''Lenny''': Oh. Nah, they said there'd be sandwiches.
+:'''Lenny:''' Oh. Nah, they said there'd be sandwiches.
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-'''Mr. Burns''': Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
-'''Homer''': You said it, you weirdo.
+:'''Homer:''' You said it, you weirdo.
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-'''[[Marge]]''': Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun!
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun!
-'''Ranger''': Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.
+:'''Ranger:''' Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.
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-'''[[Lisa]]''': We'll help you.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We'll help you.
-'''Bart''': I have a watch with a minute hand.
+:'''Bart:''' I have a watch with a minute hand.
-'''Smithers''': All right, you can come. What time is it?
+:'''Smithers:''' All right, you can come. What time is it?
-'''Bart''': 12:80. No wait. Wait. What comes after 12?
+:'''Bart:''' 12:80. No wait. Wait. What comes after 12?
-'''Smithers''': 1.
+:'''Smithers:''' 1.
-'''Bart''': No, after 12!
+:'''Bart:''' No, ''after'' 12!
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 '''Marge''': Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children.