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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Fail to Regain Nerds' Attention|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerds}} Argue With Bikers About Comic Books|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Fail to Regain Nerds' Attention|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerds}} Argue With Bikers About Comic Books|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">…and </del>THAT is why it is totally possible to perform an emergency tracheotomy while fighting ninjas with a broken skateboard!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">...and </ins>THAT is why it is totally possible to perform an emergency tracheotomy while fighting ninjas with a broken skateboard!}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The only thing more ludicrous than your argument is how much you paid for that ironic Cthulhu 2020 t-shirt.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The only thing more ludicrous than your argument is how much you paid for that ironic Cthulhu 2020 t-shirt.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l117" >Line 117:</td>
<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 117:</td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Almost got it!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Almost got it!}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm Tab Spangler, here to help you all unleash your inner potential and achieve all your <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">dreams…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm Tab Spangler, here to help you all unleash your inner potential and achieve all your <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">dreams...</ins>}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm skeptical but listening.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm skeptical but listening.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l142" >Line 142:</td>
<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 142:</td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I can't believe it's come to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">this…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I can't believe it's come to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">this...</ins>}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Listen up students, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, so today's assembly will feature motivational speaker Todd Springer.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Listen up students, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, so today's assembly will feature motivational speaker Todd Springer.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l148" >Line 148:</td>
<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 148:</td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Aw, man! I was looking forward to Sideshow Raheem layin' down some hard truths.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Aw, man! I was looking forward to Sideshow Raheem layin' down some hard truths.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look kids, the bottom line is you can't succeed in life without motivation, and I got bills to pay at Serenity <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Ranch…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look kids, the bottom line is you can't succeed in life without motivation, and I got bills to pay at Serenity <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Ranch...</ins>}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|So get your parents to check in this weekend and you'll get into a good <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">school…or something… </del>I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|So get your parents to check in this weekend and you'll get into a good <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">school...or something... </ins>I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I can't tell if this is a performance art piece or he's just losing it.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I can't tell if this is a performance art piece or he's just losing it.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l173" >Line 173:</td>
<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 173:</td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Wait, people actually want to hear you speak?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Wait, people actually want to hear you speak?}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Oh yeah. Makes <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">‘em </del>feel "woke". And people like it when I scare their kids into submission. I don't dig it myself, but it pays the bills.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Oh yeah. Makes <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'em </ins>feel "woke". And people like it when I scare their kids into submission. I don't dig it myself, but it pays the bills.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|What if all these people came to you instead of you having to go to them?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|What if all these people came to you instead of you having to go to them?}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l179" >Line 179:</td>
<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 179:</td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Then I'd be living the dream, man. But what kind of crazy talk is that?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Then I'd be living the dream, man. But what kind of crazy talk is that?}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The kind that just might <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">work…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The kind that just might <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">work...</ins>}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Promote New Business Model|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Raheem Cash In|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sideshow Raheem]]}}|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Promote New Business Model|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Raheem Cash In|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sideshow Raheem]]}}|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Welcome, everyone, to the new Serenity Ranch Woke and Wellness Center! Corporate retreats are our specialty.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Welcome, everyone, to the new Serenity Ranch Woke and Wellness Center! Corporate retreats are our specialty.}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Brilliant idea, Tab! Not evil, kind of the opposite of <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">evil…but </del>brilliant!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Brilliant idea, Tab! Not evil, kind of the opposite of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">evil...but </ins>brilliant!}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Yeah, this ranch reminds of the ranch I grew up on! Any oil on it, by chance?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Yeah, this ranch reminds of the ranch I grew up on! Any oil on it, by chance?}}</div></td></tr>
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|name = Motivation to the Masses<br />
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|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|New Year New You}}<br />
|characters = [[Tab Spangler]], {{TOCG|Nerds}}, {{TOCG|Youngster}}s<br />
|optional = [[Hank Scorpio]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Number 1]], [[Sideshow Raheem]]<br />
|internal = MotivationToTheMasses<br />
|id = 240017 - 240021<br />
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'''Motivation to the Masses''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} content update. It requires [[Tab Spangler]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|My test run of Serenity Ranch's new approach was a total success if I do say so myself.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|But I wish I knew how to get the word out to the massive masses…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Want some business advice from a guy who's never run a business?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|No. Is there anyone smarter around or more qualified?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Like, uh, Rich Texan or Hank Scorpio?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, fine. I'll go and get them…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Here's Rich Texan and Hank Scorpio.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}fires gun{{*}} Marketing your weight loss technique is way too expensive.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, what you need to do is bring your brand directly to the people. The fat people!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I know just what to do…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br />
{{TB|Is it something evil?! Because I LOVE evil businesses!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Contemplate Promotion Ideas|2 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Hank Scorpio Coach Tab Spangler|2 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Hank Scorpio]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Rich Texan Coach Tab Spangler|2 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Rich Texan]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks for that swell advice, team! Now that I'm an insult comic, I can make fun of every Springfielder that's out of shape!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br />
{{TB|You ARE evil! My advice was more about how you could become a motivational speaker for your brand…but insult comic?! That's crazy!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Let's see it, insult comic. Insult me now! Roast me like a Thanksgiving Turkey!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Oil men are a thing of the past. Solar power is the future!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That wasn't an insult… You think I don't know about green energy? I keep a diverse portfolio! {{*}}fires guns{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm, I guess I do need to work on my insulting.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You just need someone better to practice on. How 'bout Kirk?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I don't know… I don't really like getting my feelings hurt.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Hey look! It's the guy who drives a Prius but paid the $100 deposit on a Tesla just so he can pretend to be one of the "cool" dads.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}crying{{*}} I'm going to get that Cybertruck, you just wait!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|That was more mean than funny. Maybe you should stick to motivational speaking.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|You're probably right, Hank Scorpio.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'd like to thank you for letting me invite myself to speak here at the Springfield Comic-Anime-Biker Con!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Who is this dude?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Folks, let's be honest: you all are a sad lot. Woefully weak, out of shape, and all-around underperformers.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I'm trying to get in shape with all my kung fu!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|But it doesn't have to be that way! You have it in you to be your OWN superhero, and I can help you do it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|It's a fair point. The Caped Crusader turned himself into the most feared champion of justice through hard work and discipline.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Give me a break! In real life no one could master kung fu, crime solving, and parallel parking in that short a time!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Trust me! I've tried!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Fail to Regain Nerds' Attention|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerds}} Argue With Bikers About Comic Books|3 hours|[[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|…and THAT is why it is totally possible to perform an emergency tracheotomy while fighting ninjas with a broken skateboard!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|The only thing more ludicrous than your argument is how much you paid for that ironic Cthulhu 2020 t-shirt.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|It's not ironic! I wrote Cthulhu in when I voted!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I feel like I lost them.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It happens. That'll be forty-five dollars, by the way.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What? I'm a volunteer speaker!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, plus we don't validate parking.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, Number 908, who'd you line up to speak at this month's Stonecutters meeting?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Stonecutter Guilty}}<br />
{{TB|Uh, well, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, but I found this guy trying to get people to listen to him outside the Sprawl-Mart.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon|Fed Up}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not impressed, 908, but I guess it's too late now. May as well let him talk while Number 50 figures out how to tap the keg.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Stonecutter Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Almost got it!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm Tab Spangler, here to help you all unleash your inner potential and achieve all your dreams…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm skeptical but listening.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Motivate the Stonecutters|4 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]], [[Convention Center]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Number 1 Get Motivated|4 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Number 1]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon|Laughing}}<br />
{{TB|That was more impressive than I expected. Next month's Stonecutters retreat shall be at Serenity Ranch!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Really? Finally I'll make some money!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}}<br />
{{TB|How? We're the Stonecutters. We don't actually pay for anything.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What? Why would I do that?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon|Laughing}}<br />
{{TB|Well, we can make you a temporary honorary Stonecutter.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What does that get me?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Stonecutter Drunk}}<br />
{{TB|We'll validate your parking for tonight.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I can't believe it's come to this…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Listen up students, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, so today's assembly will feature motivational speaker Todd Springer.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Aw, man! I was looking forward to Sideshow Raheem layin' down some hard truths.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Look kids, the bottom line is you can't succeed in life without motivation, and I got bills to pay at Serenity Ranch…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|So get your parents to check in this weekend and you'll get into a good school…or something… I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}<br />
{{TB|I can't tell if this is a performance art piece or he's just losing it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Anyway, everyone knows the only way to motivate kids is through abject bribery.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah! What do we get out of this deal? Some candy? A carton of cigarettes? Ramen? Cash?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I can accept credit card payments via my new phone app.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Break Down and Give Up|5 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Convention Center]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Make Demands|5 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Convention Center]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, what's the use? I was a fool to think I could succeed with a business that tries to improve people in this town!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I hear ya, brother. People keep inviting me to their places to speak, and I get tired of running back and forth all over town.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Wait, people actually want to hear you speak?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Oh yeah. Makes ‘em feel "woke". And people like it when I scare their kids into submission. I don't dig it myself, but it pays the bills.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What if all these people came to you instead of you having to go to them?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Then I'd be living the dream, man. But what kind of crazy talk is that?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|The kind that just might work…}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Tab Spangler Promote New Business Model|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Raheem Cash In|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Convention Center]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Aztec Theatre]], [[Adult Education Annex]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sideshow Raheem]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Welcome, everyone, to the new Serenity Ranch Woke and Wellness Center! Corporate retreats are our specialty.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br />
{{TB|Brilliant idea, Tab! Not evil, kind of the opposite of evil…but brilliant!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, this ranch reminds of the ranch I grew up on! Any oil on it, by chance?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks for all the advice guys. Now, the retreat costs $10,000 per person.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|What? All my funds are tied up in the bond market and the killing James Bont market, so—}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You two weren't thinking of not paying, were you?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Uh, do you take oil leases?}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Tapped Out Quests/New Year New You}}</div>Solar Dragon