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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'd like to send this to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Uh, I better look in the manual.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Uh, I better look in the manual.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[groans]'' Oh, the ignorance.
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe. ''[snorts]'' Waaah! ''[snorts]'' Waaah!
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''' ''[on TV]'' Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30's, yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For [[Channel Six]] News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ''[on TV]'' Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30's, yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For [[Channel Six]] News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
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 :''[Mona walks into Homer's room while he's asleep.]''

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 {{qf|Mona}} Abe, isn't Homer cute?
 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it.
-{{qf|[[Howard Cosell]]}} ''[on TV]'' [[Joe Namath|Joe Willy Namath]], swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium. The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
+{{qf|Howard Cosell}} ''[on TV]'' [[Joe Namath|Joe Willy Namath]], swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium. The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
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 {{qf|Mona}} ''[looking at Joe Namath]'' His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion and change. A world where doors were open for women like me. But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison Avenue scene.

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 {{qf|Mona Simpson}} Oh, my, such clever grandchildren. So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes.
 {{qf|Marge}} I don't know what to say: I finally have a mother-in-law. ''[laughs nervously]'' No more living vicariously through my girlfriends. ''[laughs more, then coughs]''
-{{qf|Bart}} Hey, since you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents, Christmases, report cards (grabs a calculator) Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties… you owe me $22,000.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, since you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents, Christmases, report cards (grabs a calculator) Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties... you owe me $22,000.
 {{qf|Homer}} I'll Kwanzaa you! ''[strangles Bart]''
-{{qf|Mona Simpson}} Homer, don't be so hard on little… ''[whispers]'' what is his name?
+{{qf|Mona Simpson}} Homer, don't be so hard on little... ''[whispers]'' what is his name?
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 {{qf|Homer}} This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} No door is going to keep me from my meddling! Stand up straight, Bart.
 {{qf|Mona}} Abe?
-{{qf|Grampa}} What the… ''[stammers]'' Now here's a piece of bad news.
+{{qf|Grampa}} What the... ''[stammers]'' Now here's a piece of bad news.
 {{qf|Mona}} Oh, Abe, you've aged terribly!
 {{qf|Grampa}} What do you expect? You left me to raise the boy on my own!
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 {{qf|Joe Friday}} That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, gyros.
-{{qf|Joe Friday}} Uh, Chief… You're talking into your wallet.
+{{qf|Joe Friday}} Uh, Chief... You're talking into your wallet.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?

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 '''Bureaucrat''': [spins the computer around] You sure do.
-'''Homer''': [reads] "Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa" -- aha! See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?
+'''Homer''': [reads] "Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa"—aha! See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?
 '''Bureaucrat''': Uh, your youngest daughter.

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