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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Milhouse:''' Hey, Bart, is that the new "King of Violence" game? :'''Bart:''' You know it, Milhouse! "King of Violence 8: Octagon of Pain"! Sixty..."

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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Hey, Bart, is that the new "King of Violence" game?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You know it, Milhouse! "King of Violence 8: Octagon of Pain"! Sixty new bone-crunching attacks nad more congress-baiting bloodletting than ever before!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' Ooooh!
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:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Huh. This isn't over, Simpson. We'll settle this after school! They ard. Three o'clock. My fists, your face!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' B-b-but...
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Better show up, dweeb, or I'll come looking for you!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Ha ha ha! [SNORT]
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you have any really short books on self-defense?
:'''Librarian:''' No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' "Ultimate Fithing for Dummies"?
:'''Librarian:''' No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' How about some kind of pamphlet. or something on how t o fill out your last will and testament?
:'''Librarian:''' No.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Guts, I'm saved! I've got a way to beat Kearney!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' E-exactly...
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' How?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Check it out! During yhe fith, you're gonna play "Octagon of Pain" and yell out all the fight commands... ...which my crazy brain will use to help me kick Kearney's butt--king of violence style!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Whoa! It's just crazy enough to work!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' Well, it's certainly crazy...
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:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Guhh... I g-give up! N-no mas!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ha! Sorry, scrub! The king takes no prisoners! Milhouse! Gimme my finishing move!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Huh? But, Bart...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No buts! Finishing move!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Okay, if you say so upupupdownleftleftrightriril!!!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' W-w-wha--? Milhouse! That's wicked karma souö-fire blast! I can't do a wicked karama souö-fire blast! Nobody can, you--
:'''Sound:''' Ka-pow!

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 {{qf|Bart}} B-b-but...
 {{qf|Kearney}} Better show up, dweeb, or I'll come looking for you!
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Ha ha ha! [SNORT]
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Hey, Bart, is that the new "King of Violence" game?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart, is that the new "King of Violence" game?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You know it, Milhouse! "King of Violence 8: Octagon of Pain"! Sixty new bone-crunching attacks nad more congress-baiting bloodletting than ever before!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You know it, Milhouse! "King of Violence 8: Octagon of Pain"! Sixty new bone-crunching attacks nad more congress-baiting bloodletting than ever before!
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' Ooooh!
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Ooooh!
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-:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Huh. This isn't over, Simpson. We'll settle this after school! They ard. Three o'clock. My fists, your face!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Huh. This isn't over, Simpson. We'll settle this after school! They ard. Three o'clock. My fists, your face!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' B-b-but...
+{{qf|Bart}} B-b-but...
-:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Better show up, dweeb, or I'll come looking for you!
+{{qf|Kearney}} Better show up, dweeb, or I'll come looking for you!
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Ha ha ha! [SNORT]
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Ha ha ha! [SNORT]
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you have any really short books on self-defense?
+{{qf|Bart}} Do you have any really short books on self-defense?
-:'''Librarian:''' No.
+{{qf|Librarian}} No.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' "Ultimate Fithing for Dummies"?
+{{qf|Bart}} "Ultimate Fithing for Dummies"?
-:'''Librarian:''' No.
+{{qf|Librarian}} No.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' How about some kind of pamphlet. or something on how t o fill out your last will and testament?
+{{qf|Bart}} How about some kind of pamphlet. or something on how t o fill out your last will and testament?
-:'''Librarian:''' No.
+{{qf|Librarian}} No.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Guts, I'm saved! I've got a way to beat Kearney!
+{{qf|Bart}} Guts, I'm saved! I've got a way to beat Kearney!
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' E-exactly...
+{{qf|Martin}} E-exactly...
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' How?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} How?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Check it out! During yhe fith, you're gonna play "Octagon of Pain" and yell out all the fight commands... ...which my crazy brain will use to help me kick Kearney's butt--king of violence style!
+{{qf|Bart}} Check it out! During yhe fith, you're gonna play "Octagon of Pain" and yell out all the fight commands... ...which my crazy brain will use to help me kick Kearney's butt—king of violence style!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Whoa! It's just crazy enough to work!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Whoa! It's just crazy enough to work!
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' Well, it's certainly crazy...
+{{qf|Martin}} Well, it's certainly crazy...
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-:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Guhh... I g-give up! N-no mas!
+{{qf|Kearney}} Guhh... I g-give up! N-no mas!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ha! Sorry, scrub! The king takes no prisoners! Milhouse! Gimme my finishing move!
+{{qf|Bart}} Ha! Sorry, scrub! The king takes no prisoners! Milhouse! Gimme my finishing move!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Huh? But, Bart...
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Huh? But, Bart...
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No buts! Finishing move!
+{{qf|Bart}} No buts! Finishing move!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Okay, if you say so upupupdownleftleftrightriril!!!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, if you say so upupupdownleftleftrightriril!!!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' W-w-wha--? Milhouse! That's wicked karma souö-fire blast! I can't do a wicked karama souö-fire blast! Nobody can, you--
+{{qf|Bart}} W-w-wha--? Milhouse! That's wicked karma souö-fire blast! I can't do a wicked karama souö-fire blast! Nobody can, you--
-:'''Sound:''' Ka-pow!
+{{qf|Sound}} Ka-pow!