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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = More Pie Than Wool
|image = [[File:Tapped Out More Pie Than Wool Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 9
|update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = MorePieThanWool
|id = 277001 - 277006
|previous = [[Belly Up]]
|next = [[Head Over Banana Peels]]
|event = yes
}}

'''More Pie Than Wool''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Belly Up]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Look, Krusty, I'm not in the entertainment industry but even I know that kids don't watch TV anymore. They only watch streaming services.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Then why am I losing money on Krust+?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe people just don't want to sign up for another streaming subscription. I know I don't.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But why are we not getting hits on the free clips on KrusTube?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|People probably want shorter videos. I know I do.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then surely KrusTok must be the next big thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Isn't that being used by the Chinese to spy on people?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Coy}}
{{TB|…I know I am.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Begin to Despair|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lindsey Naegle Pretend to Sympathize|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Pie-apult]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've officially hit rock bottom.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I sympathize Krusty, I really do but, if you're not drinking…get the hell out.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What are you talking about? To me, hitting rock bottom means more drinking. Gimme your highest proof, lowest priced hooch. Got any Absolut Krusty?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|The health department won't let me serve that stuff. If you wanna drink that, you gotta go to Mussel & Flanks…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But no one with even a shred of self-respect would go there— Hey, where did he go?}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Mussel & Flanks, Krusty. About time you turned up here.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Leaky Pants?! Times must be really tough if you're drinking here.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, I'm working here.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Then I don't feel so bad.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|Don't get me wrong. I'm also drinking here.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Wallow in Shame|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|What's with the short videos these {{*}}hic{{*}} kids watch anyway? I mean, I like beer nuts as much as the next guy but you need a full meal every so often, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|I think you have to keep things quick or you risk losing your viewers. You know what I mean—}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|MORE BEER NUTS!}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, you know what I mean.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Kid Wall]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Krusty, is that you?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I hope so. These are my pants and I better be in 'em. {{*}}hic{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|It's me, Little Debbie Dimples.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|Debbie? Little Debbie Dimples? Is that you?}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|I just said it was, Pie Puss.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, Debbie, everything was going great for me and then I was told something that made me want to end it all.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Concerned}}
{{TB|It can't be that bad. Quit clownin' around.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's what I was told!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|155}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Sober Up|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Debbie, I haven't seen you since the last time my show ended with no applause and my agent told me it was because kids don't watch TV anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Oh, I don't think that happened exactly like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Sure it did. I came here to Mussel & Flanks to commiserate, and we discovered that Leaky Pants was a waiter. It's total déjà vu.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|Krusty, I think you've had too much to drink.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Or not enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're both right! {{*}}gulp{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|This day can't get any worse. I'm broke, unemployed, drunk...}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|And boring, don't forget boring.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hey! I'm just monologuing to work things out!}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you're not going to solve your problems by drinking the swill I've been serving you.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Sure I am. I do my best thinking when I'm sauced.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe, but we're all out of swill.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Aughhh! This day CAN get worse.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Get an Idea|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Clown Car]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|I know what to do! Why don't you open a private school for clowning.}}
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's a great idea, Debbie. And it's sure to generate a new and original storyline.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, I'm getting that sense of déjà vu again. I really feel like this all happened before.}}
{{Tapped Out Mesmerino Icon|Watch}}
{{TB|{{*}}dangles pocket watch{{*}} When I snap my fingers you will forget everything about what happened before and sober up. {{*}}snaps fingers{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I still remember everything.}}
{{Tapped Out Mesmerino Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I was talking to the player.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|195}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Open a Clowning School|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I present to you the Herschel Krustofsky's School for the Clowning Arts!}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why isn't my name on the sign?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why should your name be on the sign?}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It was my idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, sign guy, can you add another name?}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry pal-ey, this is the same sign we used last time.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|You heard the man, Debbie.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sure, when it's to your advantage, then you don't care about the déjà vu.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Little Debbie Dimples]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Fears of a Clown}}

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 {{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Sure, when it's to your advantage, then you don't care about the déjà vu.}}
-{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Little Debbie Dimples]]|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Little Debbie Dimples]]|colspan=2}}
 }}

@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 {{TB|Isn't that being used by the Chinese to spy on people?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Coy}}
-{{TB|…I know I am.}}
+{{TB|...I know I am.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Clown Horns|115}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Begin to Despair|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lindsey Naegle Pretend to Sympathize|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pie-apult]]|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 46: / Line 46: @@
 {{TB|I've officially hit rock bottom.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|I sympathize Krusty, I really do but, if you're not drinking…get the hell out.}}
+{{TB|I sympathize Krusty, I really do but, if you're not drinking...get the hell out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|What are you talking about? To me, hitting rock bottom means more drinking. Gimme your highest proof, lowest priced hooch. Got any Absolut Krusty?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|The health department won't let me serve that stuff. If you wanna drink that, you gotta go to Mussel & Flanks…}}
+{{TB|The health department won't let me serve that stuff. If you wanna drink that, you gotta go to Mussel & Flanks...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|But no one with even a shred of self-respect would go there— Hey, where did he go?}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Krusty]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Lindsey Naegle]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = MorePieThanWool
 |id = 277001 - 277006
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 {{TB|Sure, when it's to your advantage, then you don't care about the déjà vu.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Little Debbie Dimples]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Fears of a Clown}}