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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Milhouse!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Huh?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' That's what I said!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You really think so?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
:'''[[Jasper]]:''' I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Why do I ever lsiten to you?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't say that. It almost worked!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!

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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
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 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'

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	{{qf\|Bart}} D'oh!		{{qf\|Bart}} D'oh!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Milhouse!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Milhouse!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Huh?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Huh?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
+{{qf|Bart}} I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
+{{qf|Bart}} I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
+{{qf|Bart}} You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' That's what I said!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} That's what I said!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
+{{qf|Bart}} So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
+{{qf|Bart}} No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You really think so?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} You really think so?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
+{{qf|Bart}} I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
-:'''[[Jasper]]:''' I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Why do I ever lsiten to you?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Why do I ever lsiten to you?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't say that. It almost worked!
+{{qf|Bart}} Don't say that. It almost worked!
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!