Money Vs. Milhouse - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Money Vs. Milhouse
|image =
|level = 8
|update = {{TOCU|Level 37}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Luann]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = [[Homer]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Lenny]], [[Willie]], [[Kearney]], [[Shauna]], [[Otto]], [[Cletus]]
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|The Investorettes|1}}
|premium = yes
}}

'''Money Vs. Milhouse''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 37}} content update. It requires [[Luann]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|You’re back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family’s bread and butter – crackers!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he’s full of hobo tricks.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Hold on and I’ll cook you something nutritious to eat.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse|60 minutes|the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory|12 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I became the new owner today!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|No, I don’t want to see Kearny again… too many painful memories.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|So where are you going to network?<}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Go to Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Go to his Room|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, you’ve been a CEO for a week and haven’t gone into the office once.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I know that look. It’s the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory|8 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]|2}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory|10 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Work at the Cracker Factory" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Lenny]], [[Willie]], [[Kearney]], [[Shauna]], [[Otto]], and [[Cletus]]}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 21-40}}

@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{TB|No, I don't want to see Kearny<!--sic--> again... too many painful memories.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|So where are you going to network?<}}
+{{TB|So where are you going to network?}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 {{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Money Vs. Milhouse
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Luann Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 8
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 37}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Luann]], [[Milhouse]]
 |optional = [[Homer]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Lenny]], [[Willie]], [[Kearney]], [[Shauna]], [[Otto]], [[Cletus]]
 |previous =
 |next = {{TOQP|The Investorettes|1}}
@@ Line 16: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|You’re back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}}
+{{TB|You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family’s bread and butter – crackers!}}
+{{TB|Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter – crackers!}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 {{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}}
@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he’s full of hobo tricks.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}Sigh{{*}} Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|Hold on and I’ll cook you something nutritious to eat.}}
+{{TB|Hold on and I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse|60 minutes|the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory|12 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.}}
+{{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I've got some big news to tell you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}}
+{{TB|I can't sit down. I'm only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!}}
+{{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won't have time for when I'm running the cracker factory!}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
 {{TB|I became the new owner today!}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|No, I don’t want to see Kearny<!--sic--> again… too many painful memories.}}
+{{TB|No, I don't want to see Kearny<!--sic--> again... too many painful memories.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|So where are you going to network?<}}
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 {{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}}
+{{TB|Well, they're presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 84: / Line 84: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|Mom, you’ve been a CEO for a week and haven’t gone into the office once.}}
+{{TB|Mom, you've been a CEO for a week and haven't gone into the office once.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}}
+{{TB|I'll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?}}
+{{TB|If your father's so smart, then why didn't he inherit a cracker factory?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.}}
+{{TB|I'm just worried about paying for all this stuff.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|Don't be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}}
+{{TB|Don't be. Because I'm going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|I know that look. It’s the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.}}
+{{TB|I know that look. It's the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}}
@@ Line 111: / Line 111: @@
 {{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}}
+{{TB|Looks like we'll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.}}
+{{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They're both going to be disappointed.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 {{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}}
@@ Line 119: / Line 119: @@
 {{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}}
+{{TB|Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren't talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}}
+{{TB|I was going to buy Lisa's love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory|8 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]|2}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory|10 hours|the [[Cracker Factory]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
 {{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?}}
+{{TB|That's great! Does this mean I get my money back?}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 {{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}}
 {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
-{{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.}}
+{{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can't be more than 80% cardboard.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}

Money Vs. Milhouse - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 2 */ removed: -sic-

Solar Dragon at 14:02, April 30, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (25), … → ..., * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Money Vs. Milhouse |image = |level = 8 |update = {{TOCU|Level 37}} |requirements = |characters = Luann, Milhouse |optional = Homer, ..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (25), … → ..., * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}