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:''[Homer gives Marge a card in case she wants to cheat on Moe. The card says "Homer Simpson - Plus Size Butt Model".]''

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I would like it. You never come with me to my mother's.
:'''Homer:''' That's because I hate her.

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 {{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah. Uh well, ya see, uh trash day ain't 'til Wednesday...
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-{{qf|Moe}} Thanks, Homer. No one's ever trusted me before -- except for that one guy who shouldn't have.
+{{qf|Moe}} Thanks, Homer. No one's ever trusted me before—except for that one guy who shouldn't have.
 {{qf|Homer}} That was me.
 {{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah.
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wake up, Lou. She was way outta your league.
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-{{qf|Marge}} Homer, I made a vow on our wedding day, to stay by you -- for better or worse. And besides... I love you. You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, I made a vow on our wedding day, to stay by you—for better or worse. And besides... I love you. You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
 {{qf|Homer}} And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-glargie.
 {{qf|Moe}} I may have dodged a bullet here.
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 {{qf|Moe}} That time you blinded me, he gave you a bike. That sure was a good soundin' bike...
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-{{qf|Health Inspector}} Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is rife with Health Code violations.
+{{qf|[[Health inspector]]}} Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is rife with Health Code violations.
 {{qf|Moe}} You gotta be kiddin' me. Like what?
-{{qf|Health Inspector}} For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
+{{qf|Health inspector}} For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
 {{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah. Uh well, ya see, uh trash day ain't 'til Wednesday...
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 {{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Pint of ale, my dear?
-{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} ell thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Well thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.
 {{qf|Snyder}} That's a deliberate mis-statement of fact. But I'll allow it.
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} So, [[Mr. Boswell]]. What do you think of the new Moe's?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} So, Mr. Boswell. What do you think of the new Moe's?
-{{qf|Mr. Boswell}} Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Boswell]]}} Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
 {{qf|Moe}} Thanks, Freakazoid.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thinner... thinner... thinner... thinner... too thin. Better luck next time, "{{ap|Tommy|Mommie Beerest}} - Virginia Beach."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thinner... thinner... thinner... thinner... too thin. Better luck next time, "{{ap|Tommy|Mommie Beerest}} - Virginia Beach."
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I've never been so embarrassed. And the worst part is, this is brunch so you've ruined two meals! I'll see you all at lupper!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I've never been so embarrassed. And the worst part is, this is brunch so you've ruined two meals! I'll see you all at lupper!
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' When we were kids, our dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} When we were kids, our dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other.
-:'''{{ap|Frankie|Mommie Beerest}}:''' My Pop would buy me a malted for every tooth of Moe's I knocked out.
+{{qf|{{ap|Frankie|Mommie Beerest}}}} My Pop would buy me a malted for every tooth of Moe's I knocked out.
-:'''Moe:''' That time you blinded me, he gave you a bike. That sure was a good soundin' bike...
+{{qf|Moe}} That time you blinded me, he gave you a bike. That sure was a good soundin' bike...
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-:'''Health Inspector:''' Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is rife with Health Code violations.
+{{qf|Health Inspector}} Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is rife with Health Code violations.
-:'''Moe:''' You gotta be kiddin' me. Like what?
+{{qf|Moe}} You gotta be kiddin' me. Like what?
-:'''Health Inspector:''' For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
+{{qf|Health Inspector}} For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
-:'''Moe:''' Oh yeah. Uh well, ya see, uh trash day ain't 'til Wednesday...
+{{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah. Uh well, ya see, uh trash day ain't 'til Wednesday...
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-:'''Moe:''' Thanks, Homer. No one's ever trusted me before -- except for that one guy who shouldn't have.
+{{qf|Moe}} Thanks, Homer. No one's ever trusted me before -- except for that one guy who shouldn't have.
-:'''Homer:''' That was me.
+{{qf|Homer}} That was me.
-:'''Moe:''' Oh yeah.
+{{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, those kookoo-birds at the bank goofed up and sent us a mortgage statement.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, those kookoo-birds at the bank goofed up and sent us a mortgage statement.
-:'''Homer:''' Marge! How dare you open a letter addressed to both of us?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge! How dare you open a letter addressed to both of us?
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-:'''Homer:''' Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
-:'''Marge:''' I would like it. You never come to my mother's.
+{{qf|Marge}} I would like it. You never come to my mother's.
-:'''Homer:''' That's because I hate her.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's because I hate her.
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-:'''Moe:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, now wait just a minute. One thing Moe Szyslak has never had is a partner. Nor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acquaintance, a pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation, a brief hug or eye contact.
+{{qf|Moe}} Whoa, whoa, whoa, now wait just a minute. One thing Moe Szyslak has never had is a partner. Nor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acquaintance, a pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation, a brief hug or eye contact.
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-:'''Homer:''' But I don't wanna take care of the kids... Um... how many cigars are they allowed to have? Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?
+{{qf|Homer}} But I don't wanna take care of the kids... Um... how many cigars are they allowed to have? Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?
-:'''Marge:''' Quit playing dumb.
+{{qf|Marge}} Quit playing dumb.
-:'''Homer:''' How many magic beans should I sell the baby for? Three? Duh, der, duh. That's me, jerk-ass Homer. Duh, der, doy.
+{{qf|Homer}} How many magic beans should I sell the baby for? Three? Duh, der, duh. That's me, jerk-ass Homer. Duh, der, doy.
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-:'''Moe:''' Marge, my customers don't like themselves. Therefore, they seek the darkness.
+{{qf|Moe}} Marge, my customers don't like themselves. Therefore, they seek the darkness.
-:'''Marge:''' Well... as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well... as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
-:'''Moe:''' Look, I like Moe's the way it is, all right? And I ain't changin' it for any dame, skirt, Susie-Q, or face-macer.
+{{qf|Moe}} Look, I like Moe's the way it is, all right? And I ain't changin' it for any dame, skirt, Susie-Q, or face-macer.
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-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' Pint of ale, my dear?
+{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Pint of ale, my dear?
-:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' ell thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} ell thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.
-:'''Snyder:''' That's a deliberate mis-statement of fact. But I'll allow it.
+{{qf|Snyder}} That's a deliberate mis-statement of fact. But I'll allow it.
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' So, [[Mr. Boswell]]. What do you think of the new Moe's?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} So, [[Mr. Boswell]]. What do you think of the new Moe's?
-:'''Mr. Boswell:''' Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
+{{qf|Mr. Boswell}} Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
-:'''Moe:''' Thanks, Freakazoid.
+{{qf|Moe}} Thanks, Freakazoid.
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-:'''Marge:''' I know, I used to think of Moe as a scabby, dead-eyed hunchback. But now that I've gotten to know him, we kind of bonded.
+{{qf|Marge}} I know, I used to think of Moe as a scabby, dead-eyed hunchback. But now that I've gotten to know him, we kind of bonded.
-:'''Homer:''' Bonded?! How many times?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bonded?! How many times?
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, Moe and I are just work friends. You and I are... marriage friends.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, Moe and I are just work friends. You and I are... marriage friends.
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-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Simpson, you were going a hundred in a twenty-five zone. And you're not gonna flirt your way outta this one.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Simpson, you were going a hundred in a twenty-five zone. And you're not gonna flirt your way outta this one.
-:'''Homer:''' But I have to get to the airport to save my marriage!
+{{qf|Homer}} But I have to get to the airport to save my marriage!
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Really? Well, why didn't you say so? Let's roll!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Really? Well, why didn't you say so? Let's roll!
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' You didn't work this hard to save my marriage.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} You didn't work this hard to save my marriage.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Wake up, Lou. She was way outta your league.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wake up, Lou. She was way outta your league.
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-:'''Marge:''' Homer, I made a vow on our wedding day, to stay by you -- for better or worse. And besides... I love you. You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, I made a vow on our wedding day, to stay by you -- for better or worse. And besides... I love you. You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
-:'''Homer:''' And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-glargie.
+{{qf|Homer}} And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-glargie.
-:'''Moe:''' I may have dodged a bullet here.
+{{qf|Moe}} I may have dodged a bullet here.
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 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' So, [[Mr. Boswell]]. What do you think of the new Moe's?
-:'''Mr. Boswell:'' Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
+:'''Mr. Boswell:''' Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak, here's a mash note to your bangers: I wish you could live in me forever!
 :'''Moe:''' Thanks, Freakazoid.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Midnight Rx|Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass}}
-:''[Homer gives Marge a card in case she wants to cheat on Moe. The card says "Homer Simpson - Plus Size Butt Model"]''
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thinner... thinner... thinner... thinner... too thin. Better luck next time, "{{ap|Tommy|Mommie Beerest}} - Virginia Beach."
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' I've never been so embarrassed. And the worst part is, this is brunch so you've ruined two meals! I'll see you all at lupper!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I would like that very much. You never come with me to my mother's.
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 :'''Homer:''' That's because I hate her.
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 :''[Homer gives Marge a card in case she wants to cheat on Moe. The card says "Homer Simpson - Plus Size Butt Model".]''
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 :'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' I would like it. You never come with me to my mother's.
 :'''Homer:''' That's because I hate her.
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+{{Season 16|Q}}

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