Moe & Barney's Excellent Adventure/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Moe... we have to leave...
:'''[[Moe]]:''' What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're exticnt!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
:'''[[Untok]]:''' And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.
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:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Ooga like man of big words.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
:'''[[Untok]]:''' Him look like him have steady job.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Than can I have a beer?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' You're a good friend, Moe.

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	{{qf\|Barney}} You're a good friend, Moe.		{{qf\|Barney}} You're a good friend, Moe.
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-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.
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-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Moe... we have to leave...
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Moe... we have to leave...
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?
+{{qf|Moe}} What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?
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-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're exticnt!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're extinct!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
+{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
-:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
+{{qf|[[Ooga]]}} Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
+{{qf|Moe}} Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
-:'''[[Untok]]:''' And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.
+{{qf|[[Untok]]}} And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.
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-:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Ooga like man of big words.
+{{qf|Ooga}} Ooga like man of big words.
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
-:'''[[Untok]]:''' Him look like him have steady job.
+{{qf|Untok}} Him look like him have steady job.
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-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Than can I have a beer?
+{{qf|Barney}} Than can I have a beer?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
+{{qf|Moe}} Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' You're a good friend, Moe.
+{{qf|Barney}} You're a good friend, Moe.