Mobile Homer/Quotes - Revision history

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: … → ...

2020-03-07T21:51:44Z

‎top: replaced: … → ...

2F13: formatting

2019-09-22T06:23:38Z

formatting

Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf (code: quotes)

2019-09-22T06:20:26Z

Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf (code: quotes)

Alan Merrigan Jr. at 15:02, June 26, 2016

2016-06-26T15:02:29Z

Solar Dragon at 18:12, March 13, 2016

2016-03-13T18:12:55Z

SolarBot at 10:49, September 1, 2012

2012-09-01T10:49:55Z

Cook879 at 19:04, September 14, 2011

2011-09-14T19:04:45Z

Doh5678: Created page with "{{TabQ |episode= Mobile Homer }} :'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack? :'''Homer''': Ha..."

2011-09-14T11:03:42Z

Created page with "{{TabQ |episode= Mobile Homer }} :'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack? :'''Homer''': Ha..."

New page

{{TabQ
|episode= Mobile Homer
}}

:'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
:'''Homer''': Haven't we all.
:'''Insurance Rep''': Strokes?
:'''Homer''': None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good.
:'''Insurance Rep''': Are you a smoker?
:'''Homer''': Yes I am.
:'''Marge''': You don't smoke!!
:'''Homer''': Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool.
----
:'''Marge''': Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
:'''Bart''': Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?
:'''Lisa''': Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris.
----
:'''Homer''': You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!!
:'''Marge''': Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter.
:'''Homer''': Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
:'''Marge''': Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
:'''Homer''': (gasping) Who told you that?!
:'''Marge''': You shouted it while we were making love!! Now look here, mister, I pay the bills, I do the budget and I'm in charge of the money. Hmmm!
----
:'''Marge''': I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
:'''Homer''': That was my Woodstock!
----
{{Season 16 Q}}

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Haven't we all.
 {{qf|Insurance Rep}} Strokes?
-{{qf|Homer}} None…no wait, three. ''[chuckles]'' Since the last one I don't remember so good.
+{{qf|Homer}} None... no wait, three. ''[chuckles]'' Since the last one I don't remember so good.
 {{qf|Insurance Rep}} Are you a smoker?
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes I am.

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Haven't we all.
 {{qf|Insurance Rep}} Strokes?
-{{qf|Homer}} None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good.
+{{qf|Homer}} None…no wait, three. ''[chuckles]'' Since the last one I don't remember so good.
 {{qf|Insurance Rep}} Are you a smoker?
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes I am.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You don't smoke!!
-{{qf|Homer}} Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool.
+{{qf|Homer}} Shhh!! ''[whispering]'' I want her to think I'm cool.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[pretending]'' Oohhh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat off the floor. Oohhh!
-:''[Bart and Lisa go outside into the backyard after Homer's bad impression of Marge]''
+:''[Bart and Lisa go outside into the backyard after Homer's bad impression of Marge.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} And I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
 {{qf|Homer}} That was my Woodstock!
-:''[The 2 kids then get into the RV]''
+:''[The 2 kids then get into the RV.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You know what started this trouble? This motorhome! How could a vehicle this cool destroy a marriage that crappy?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I know this is a crazy idea, but hear me out. What if we... (gasps)
-{{qf|Bart}} (driving the RV out of the lawn) Take this back to the dealer?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[driving the RV out of the lawn]'' Take this back to the dealer?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I was gonna say "Call Reverend Lovejoy," but I guess this could work.
-:''[Bart and Lisa drive it out onto the road while Homer and Marge are still arguing]''
+:''[Bart and Lisa drive it out onto the road while Homer and Marge are still arguing.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, Marge? (the kids turn the RV around the corner) What about MY womanly needs? (wails)
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, Marge? ''[the kids turn the RV around the corner]'' What about MY womanly needs? ''[wails]''
 ----
 {{Season 16|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Goo Goo Gai Pan|The Seven-Beer Snitch}}
-:'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
+{{qf|Insurance Rep}} Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Haven't we all.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Haven't we all.
-:'''Insurance Rep''': Strokes?
+{{qf|Insurance Rep}} Strokes?
-:'''Homer''': None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good.
+{{qf|Homer}} None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good.
-:'''Insurance Rep''': Are you a smoker?
+{{qf|Insurance Rep}} Are you a smoker?
-:'''Homer''': Yes I am.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes I am.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You don't smoke!!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You don't smoke!!
-:'''Homer''': Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool.
+{{qf|Homer}} Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool.
 ----
-:'''Marge''': Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
+{{qf|Marge}} Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!!
+{{qf|Homer}} You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!!
-:'''Marge''': Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter.
+{{qf|Marge}} Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter.
-:'''Homer''': Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
-:'''Marge''': Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
-:'''Homer''': (gasping) Who told you that?!
+{{qf|Homer}} (gasping) Who told you that?!
-:'''Marge''': You shouted it while we were making love!! Now look here, mister, I pay the bills, I do the budget and I'm in charge of the money. Hmmm!
+{{qf|Marge}} You shouted it while we were making love!! Now look here, mister, I pay the bills, I do the budget and I'm in charge of the money. Hmmm!
 ----
-:'''Homer'''(pretending): Oohhh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat off the floor. Oohhh!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[pretending]'' Oohhh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat off the floor. Oohhh!
-(Bart and Lisa go outside into the backyard after Homer's bad impression of Marge)
+:''[Bart and Lisa go outside into the backyard after Homer's bad impression of Marge]''
-:'''Marge''': And I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
+{{qf|Marge}} And I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
-:'''Homer''': That was my Woodstock!
+{{qf|Homer}} That was my Woodstock!
-(The 2 kids then get into the RV)
+:''[The 2 kids then get into the RV]''
-:'''Bart''': You know what started this trouble? This motorhome! How could a vehicle this cool destroy a marriage that crappy?
+{{qf|Bart}} You know what started this trouble? This motorhome! How could a vehicle this cool destroy a marriage that crappy?
-:'''Lisa''': Hey, I know this is a crazy idea, but hear me out. What if we... (gasps)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I know this is a crazy idea, but hear me out. What if we... (gasps)
-:'''Bart''': (driving the RV out of the lawn) Take this back to the dealer?
+{{qf|Bart}} (driving the RV out of the lawn) Take this back to the dealer?
-:'''Lisa''': Well, I was gonna say "Call Reverend Lovejoy," but I guess this could work.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I was gonna say "Call Reverend Lovejoy," but I guess this could work.
-(Bart and Lisa drive it out onto the road while Homer and Marge are still arguing)
+:''[Bart and Lisa drive it out onto the road while Homer and Marge are still arguing]''
-:'''Homer''': Oh yeah, Marge? (the kids turn the RV around the corner) What about MY womanly needs? (wails)
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, Marge? (the kids turn the RV around the corner) What about MY womanly needs? (wails)
 ----
 {{Season 16|Q}}

← Older revision		Revision as of 18:12, March 13, 2016
Line 1:		Line 1:
	{{TabQ}}		{{TabQ}}
		+	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Goo Goo Gai Pan\|The Seven-Beer Snitch}}

	:'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?		:'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 :'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
@@ Line 26: / Line 24: @@
 :'''Homer''': That was my Woodstock!
 ----
-{{Season 16 Q}}
+{{Season 16|Q}}